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The guy October 6, 2014 at 9:26 am

Precious goodman


Anon December 26, 2014 at 4:13 am

I have a very common last name and wanted to give my daughter a less common first name, but nothing so weird that it will limit her future career or get her ass beaten in school. Something feminine and classy and not trendy. I had the name Adele picked out about 10 years ago and decided to go with it. I googled it and found nobody with that name other than some 17-year-old foreign singer. I even ran it by the juvenile tools my husband worked with because if anyone could make fun of a name, they will (I highly recommend doing this since they nixed a lot of names for reasons I never would have considered). Then a few months later the singer Adele hit it big here in the US. Now I’m afraid every trailer park queen in the world who thinks she is still going to be famous despite having a baby before she can vote is going to give her kid that name. My husband said it’s like naming your kid Madonna back in the 80s. Dammit all.


Lemonjello Redenbacher December 26, 2014 at 8:15 am

At least you went into it with a good heart. You tried.


Anon December 26, 2014 at 10:58 am

Sadly, I did know an asshat who named her daughter Madonna in the 80s, and the kid surely grew up to be a “lady of the pole” if she had a job at all. Too bad it’s too late to change my daughter’s name now.


Cindy February 5, 2016 at 9:18 am

I think its fine anyway. I know a few Adele’s who were born before Adele became popular.its a pretty name and if nothing else you could use it as a middle name. My cousin named her baby Mary Adele.


not ugly December 26, 2014 at 7:49 pm

Austin is a stupid name tho


Whysone February 18, 2015 at 6:45 pm

I just saw a girl named “Sekoya”….she was neither a tree nor a Native American tribe


Alex Labar May 25, 2015 at 3:16 pm

It’s a touhou character that is a stupid name…


Dorcas March 25, 2016 at 12:41 pm

And she had to be even more youneek with the spelling on top of things, jc!


Laura Ampora April 14, 2015 at 9:58 pm


Kanaya reminds me of that bitch who murdered my crush.



Alex Labar May 25, 2015 at 3:15 pm

Shadow Kirbachu


Diana June 25, 2015 at 4:58 pm

I came across an article online authored by a Starkeisha. I didn’t read it of course but I did take a screenshot of her name.
Then Googled it…which brought up a violent teenager named Sharkeisha…


ollie November 11, 2015 at 1:15 pm

never ever call ur kid this


Lester Catmohl November 13, 2015 at 11:39 am

This was a name my teacher talked about in class today. Think about how it would appear on an certificate (Catmohl, Lester). Haha, very funny


Skylar November 21, 2015 at 7:33 pm

Never name your kid Kira. No one will ever pronounce it right.


Diarrhea November 30, 2015 at 12:20 am

Had a girl in College she was in two of my classes
Her name was diarrhea it was pronounced (DEER-EE-UHH) Lol


Cassandra December 28, 2015 at 12:22 am

Worked with Ophila Self; waited on Mrs. Sipi; lived in the same town as Parkwood P. Parkenfarker; got a speeding ticket from Officer Justice (love this one); and Google NFL player’s names whenever I need a good laugh!


Allan Smythee April 20, 2016 at 9:35 pm

I’m surprised no one else has submitted this, but I just read a news article about a judge who outlawed the name Cyanide because it would be harmful to the child’s self esteem(God bless him.) Needless to say, the mother was a drug addict.


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