Because The Madness Must Be Stopped.

ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT ALREADY!

I read that the authors of a bad baby name book found 149 instances of the name Lust. FUCKING 149!?!?

Now, I don’t believe in “sins”, but if there really are 7 deadly sins, instead of lust itself, one of them should be NAMING YOUR KID LUST!

Ohhh….that’s cold Mom & Dad.

Naming your kid after a God will generally have the opposite of the desired effect.

A name contrived whilst wiping ones ass. possibly?

This is one of the more disgusting sounding names that I have ever heard. It sounds like the noise his father probably makes while drunk vomiting into a Pringle’s can.

False.

This can’t be real. Maybe whomever was typing the birth certificate had thick fingers and hit the “b” on accident.

I am betting that the usage of this name spiked after the Hudson river plane crash with the hero pilot called “Sulley.” So, in theory, if that’s why they named him that, it’s honorable. But in practice – it sucks. Imagine a 5 year old named Sulley? Christ – he should drop out of elementary school and work the dock yards in Boston.

I actually encountered this one in person. If she had been with either of her parents, I would have taken a swing at them.

Something Mom & Dad were obviously lacking.

Golf much, Dad?