Stupid Kid Names http://www.stupidkidnames.com Because The Madness Must Be Stopped. Fri, 25 Nov 2011 20:18:12 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc Brajdyn http://www.stupidkidnames.com/2011/11/25/brajdyn/ http://www.stupidkidnames.com/2011/11/25/brajdyn/#comments Fri, 25 Nov 2011 20:18:12 +0000 Lemonjello Redenbacher http://www.stupidkidnames.com/?p=2275

This is just as unpronounceable as Daryl Hannah’s real name in the movie Splash.

]]> http://www.stupidkidnames.com/2011/11/25/brajdyn/feed/ 22 Mayflower http://www.stupidkidnames.com/2011/11/24/mayflower/ http://www.stupidkidnames.com/2011/11/24/mayflower/#comments Thu, 24 Nov 2011 21:14:00 +0000 Lemonjello Redenbacher http://www.stupidkidnames.com/?p=2273

Found a fitting Thanksgiving name.  Too bad her parents ancestors didn’t MISS the Mayflower when it came to America.

]]> http://www.stupidkidnames.com/2011/11/24/mayflower/feed/ 2 Elleighette http://www.stupidkidnames.com/2011/11/23/elleighette/ http://www.stupidkidnames.com/2011/11/23/elleighette/#comments Wed, 23 Nov 2011 21:09:05 +0000 Lemonjello Redenbacher http://www.stupidkidnames.com/?p=2271

Reading this name made my eyes hemorrhage.

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What the fuck?  Is this supposed to be Connor?!?!   Shit…

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I’m just gonna stop writing shit in this comment box.  No matter what I say, these fuckers keep naming their kids shit like this.

]]> http://www.stupidkidnames.com/2011/11/21/dayleigh/feed/ 12 Quorbyn http://www.stupidkidnames.com/2011/11/18/quorbyn/ http://www.stupidkidnames.com/2011/11/18/quorbyn/#comments Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:57:46 +0000 Lemonjello Redenbacher http://www.stupidkidnames.com/?p=2265

Just think of how much better L.A. Law would have been if Corbin Bersen’s name were spelled like this!

]]> http://www.stupidkidnames.com/2011/11/18/quorbyn/feed/ 6 Krew http://www.stupidkidnames.com/2011/11/17/krew/ http://www.stupidkidnames.com/2011/11/17/krew/#comments Thu, 17 Nov 2011 20:55:18 +0000 Lemonjello Redenbacher http://www.stupidkidnames.com/?p=2263

Not much to say about that one.

]]> http://www.stupidkidnames.com/2011/11/17/krew/feed/ 1 Hemi http://www.stupidkidnames.com/2011/11/16/hemi/ http://www.stupidkidnames.com/2011/11/16/hemi/#comments Wed, 16 Nov 2011 20:31:15 +0000 Lemonjello Redenbacher http://www.stupidkidnames.com/?p=2259

We have a new redneck name leader in the clubhouse, folks.  In case you don’t know, a Hemi is a type of vehicle engine.  This is analogous to naming your kid Gearshift, Shotgun or Bird Dog.

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The fuck?  Field?!?!  Holy Christ this shit is spiraling out of control.  Now we’re just looking around and picking shit out of thin air.  Look for Parking Lot, Telephone Pole and Mailbox at a school near you!

]]> http://www.stupidkidnames.com/2011/11/15/field/feed/ 2 Rysk http://www.stupidkidnames.com/2011/11/14/rysk/ http://www.stupidkidnames.com/2011/11/14/rysk/#comments Mon, 14 Nov 2011 21:03:21 +0000 Lemonjello Redenbacher http://www.stupidkidnames.com/?p=2255

Indeed it is, Mom.  Indeed it is.

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