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  • The Stupid Names List

    Enjoy the shit-storm, people.

    { 615 comments… read them below or add one }

    golden July 23, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    you can add remedy to that list. i saw a post somwhere where someone named their kid that.

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    Jodi August 2, 2009 at 9:41 pm

    With the kind of work I do I see them all. One I saw recently was Champayne. I guess the name itself wasn’t bad enough so they had to misspell it.

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    Mackenzie September 4, 2009 at 10:03 am

    Nevaeh, heaven backwards. Fuck it.

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    shitson September 7, 2009 at 9:40 am

    wtf is wrong with chloe?

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    Maestro September 9, 2009 at 10:11 am

    The name a dilettante British car dealer I once knew named one of his kids. This was a few decades ago, but no doubt Maestro doesn’t work, gets laughed at and gets called lots of vulgar names, just like the car he was named after.

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    Lee Stevenson September 11, 2009 at 10:32 am

    I work with the public school system and recently saw a kid with the name God Favors Sunday. Sunday is his last name.

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    Anonymous September 20, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    “Talan” Just saw this one on facebook, “Mommy is so original”

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    mos mekan ontoon arasdasf December 14, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    yes thats my real name mos-mekan ( first ) ontoon (middle) (arasdasf) and you guys complian about names….. you dont want to what I went through in school… lol

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher December 22, 2009 at 9:18 am

    Good God, Mos-Mekan — that’s one hell of a name! Your last name looks like the middle row of my keyboard.

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    Hi February 12, 2010 at 3:08 am

    What about “Talula-Does-The-Hula-From-Hawaii”

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    Kambrie February 20, 2010 at 2:40 pm

    What the heck is wrong with my name you freaking idots! Sue my parents for being original and not naming me Emily or Mary like the other 99% of the population! You have WAYYYYY too much time on you’re hands to make a site this stupid!

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    Dave September 19, 2014 at 12:45 pm

    Fuck you and your name

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    Jessica February 27, 2010 at 11:49 am

    I have a good name for you. I went to elementary school with this kid named NILKNARF. His dad’s name was Franklin and they decided to name him Franklin backwards after his dad. WTF? Needless to say, He got picked on A LOT.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher March 16, 2010 at 12:32 pm

    Kambrie — what’s wrong with your name? It’s stupid, that’s all. I don’t intend to sue your parents — just to “out” them for being fucking idiots. And if I have too much time on my hands to make a site that hundreds of people visit daily, then think of how much time a moron like YOU has to spend it visiting shitty sites like mine!

    Jessica — I hope Nilknarf’s father gets raped by a grizzly bear.

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    brownjello April 30, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    I think you should add every character from a sci-fi movie, Tv show, Anime, etc.

    http://www.galacticast.com/2006/05/29/sci-fi-baby-names/

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    Yurik Hunt May 8, 2010 at 11:34 am

    This is one of the best laughs I’ve had in a long time.

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    Anonymous June 19, 2010 at 6:25 pm

    Well, honestly if this is all you karawanenbewohner types can worry about, then good luck. You are as thick as the oil you crave.
    Good luck Heiny on your quest. I hope your pension is safe.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher June 21, 2010 at 7:24 am

    You too, Anonymous. I hope that you can gather enough shit and paper scraps for that new roof this winter!

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    Janie June 29, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    How bout the name Alecsis – on a guy!

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher July 28, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    That’s awful for either sex, Janie.

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    Lauren July 30, 2010 at 12:52 am

    I posted this comment on one of the names, but I decided to reiterate here due to its frequency throughout your posts. What, exactly, is it that makes you dislike a name? Sometimes it’s obvious, like it sounds ridiculously stupid, is a stupid spelling, or isn’t a word suitable for a name. (i.e. Ransom) Other times, however, you bitch because the name is very common. But then you turn around and bitch about other names because nobody else has them and, so, it’s like the parents are trying too hard to be creative. Maybe they just like the way the name sounds. What is it you hate–names that are common or names that aren’t?

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher July 30, 2010 at 8:56 am

    Both, if they suck.

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    Oliver Sipple July 31, 2010 at 11:23 am

    Aside from people giving their kids weird names it’s also annoying when they use overused, trendy names.

    Here is a list

    Brittney
    Ashley
    Lindsey
    Kayden
    Jaden
    Aiden
    anything else ending with aden, aiden or ayden
    Joshua
    jacob
    ethan
    mckayla
    mckenzie
    emma
    bella
    sophie
    isabella

    If you name your child any of these names you are an idiot and a bad parent who deserves a punch in the face.

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    Jaden September 29, 2014 at 1:43 am

    My name is Jaden what’s wrong with my name Oliver. It’s not that overdone the name Jaiden , Jayden , and Jaidyn are very common not Jaden, I have never met another person with it spelled Jaden. I guess you hate these names because those girls called you olive in school. Though it is your opinion

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    Lauren July 31, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    Ok, so it’s basically “If the name is stupid to begin with, I will pick at anything wrong with it”? :p

    I have never met or heard of any Aidens, is it really that common of a name? o.O

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher August 2, 2010 at 7:05 am

    Aiden was the 72nd most popular name in the entire United States in 2009 (check out the Social Security Administration’s stats if you don’t believe me). That’s the entire fucking country — #72.

    Maybe you should get out more, Lauren.

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    Anon August 3, 2010 at 10:29 am

    Here’s one for your list, I actually know someone who named their kid “Legend”, and another; “Jesse James”

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    Kate August 9, 2010 at 6:36 pm

    I can’t believe I heard a parent call out “Remmington”. Of course the child ignored his mother (wouldn’t you, if you were given THAT name?) I wonder if he has a brother named “Gillette”?….

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    Laure August 9, 2010 at 10:57 pm

    72 isn’t THAT high. Its pretty high, considering how many people are out there, but it’s not high enough for you to get all snippy just because I happen to live in an area that doesn’t have an Aidens in it. Maybe it seems like there are more to you than there actually are because you take such intense notice of it so you can prove that you’re right. Sort of a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher August 17, 2010 at 9:57 am

    72 isn’t that high?!?! Are you fucking crazy? Of all of the HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of names given to kids in America in 2009, that one ranks 72nd!!!!

    I would gladly move to where you live if there aren’t any Aidens. Let me know when you move away from there and I’ll relocate.

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    Wendy August 24, 2010 at 12:46 am

    Aalani…comes form someone that also has the name Tylar and Kiarnah

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    Wendy August 24, 2010 at 12:47 am

    Narli, Which I think might be a cultural name, but in a very non cultural area, also there are plenty of other names that done relate to surfing awsomeness

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    Kathryn September 14, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    L September 14, 2010 at 10:16 pm

    Add Gauge, Shantii, Maverick, Lucky, Felix, Archibald, Sheronah- just a few ones I know. Also, check out Freakonomics- success, happiness etc are based on your name!

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    Nyree September 20, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    Yehh the names are weird and a little stupid, but your not funny. You just say shit a lot..

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher September 21, 2010 at 7:46 am

    Hey Nyree — thanks for your input. Criticism on a site about stupid names means a lot coming from someone named Nyree.

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    W Taylor M October 8, 2010 at 7:54 pm

    My middle name is Taylor. It’s my grandfathers last name, I’m named after him, so that’s why MY name is Taylor. The problem is simple, it is not a good name. Then all the morons who gave me shit over my middle name turned around and decided it’s actually a great first name for their little morons, and it’s unisex at that. I would like to remind everyone, especially said morons, Taylor is a last name, it was lame as a middle name, it’s god-awful as a first name. That is all.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher October 11, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    There you have it! Straight from the horse’s mouth. Taylor lives the bullshit every day. Listen to people like Taylor, not ridiculous parents who come up with these names.

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    Archibald :D October 13, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    haha. ive got one
    randy bumgardener
    Willy Stroker :D

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    Jay October 13, 2010 at 10:46 pm

    Some horrible people I know named their baby boy “Jaxzen.” Jackson as a first name is passible (if Jackson is a family name, maybe), but this… No words.

    Proof it exists:
    http://www.babycenter.com/baby-names-jaxzen-585245.htm

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher October 14, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    And if you go to Jay’s link, there, you will also notice them suggesting that if you like the name Jaxzen, you may also like the names “Jaxen, Jaxxon, Jacsen, Jaxyn, Jaxson and Brixon.”

    Of course you will — those names all suck dick too! You will also probably like just about every name I’ve listed above.

    And what the fuck is a Brixon?!?!

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    Sara October 23, 2010 at 8:38 am

    There is actually someone named “Sparkles” in town. And “Moneye” haha

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    Sean Evans October 27, 2010 at 12:12 pm

    My cousin named her baby daughter Tatiana Ursula. So far, “Tia” and “Tatsy” are the nicknames of choice.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher October 28, 2010 at 9:14 am

    TATSY?!?! Jesus Christ that’s awful. Next time you see your cousin, walk up to her and kick her right in the snatch. Maybe that will deter her from having more children and damning them with ridiculous names.

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    Sean Evans October 29, 2010 at 3:10 am

    So this just showed up on my facebook feed:
    “Krystals baby was born at 12:55am. Naeveh welcome to the world baby!”
    The lesson being that if you give your kid a bad name, you’re damning your future grandchildren to worse names.

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    JJ November 7, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    The worst name ever is Madison for a girl. First of all, it’s a surname. Second of all, it means “Son of Maud.” Third, the only reason it even exists as a name is because of that stupid mermaid movie, but even the character only had that name because it was on a street sign. McKenzie is also bad for reasons #1 and #2.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher November 8, 2010 at 7:26 am

    I agree 100%, JJ. Well, maybe not the worst EVER, as evidenced by the list above. But they both suck a tremendous amount of balls.

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    Kylie November 10, 2010 at 3:41 am

    Worst I EVER saw was X-tina. Yup! As in xmas = christmas, so X-tina MUST equal Cristina *rolls eyes*

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    penelope November 10, 2010 at 6:27 am

    I had a friend whos parents blessed her with the name Emma-Lee, because Emily wasn’t good enough. She went by Emma in an attempt to hide from the sh!t stained brush her mother tarred her with

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    Django J'den Godblessed Okumbo November 13, 2010 at 8:23 am

    What about Sephiroth and all the other anime/game inspired names? And Le-a (pronounced Ledasha)

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher November 19, 2010 at 10:57 am

    If you name your kid from anything anime or game related it’s exactly like name your kid a Star Trek or Stars name. You might as well name him Nerd, Dork or Kick-My-Ass-Please.

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    Karen November 19, 2010 at 11:46 am

    Oh, I am so loving this string, ROFL! Keep it up, Lemonjello!
    (First name “Karen”, middle name “Ann” – Mom and Dad kept it simple, thank goodness!)

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher November 22, 2010 at 7:34 am

    Karen, if your parents are still living (and I truly hope they are – common sense folk should be granted eternal Earthen life), next time you see them give each of them a gentle kiss and thank them for not making your life harder than life already has to be.

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    Charddonay Moet Champahs November 29, 2010 at 6:30 am

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXTngYxm8Bs

    love reading all this! you have to check out this video!

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    Charddonay Moet Champahs November 29, 2010 at 6:35 am

    how about Londyn!!!!!!!!!!
    recently published in my local newspaper!!!!!
    i bet there are some Irelands out there as well,
    stupid dicks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Charddonay Moet Champahs November 29, 2010 at 6:38 am

    the you tube video is a clip from a show called Chasers War on Everything,
    Cracking down on baby name

    very funny!
    (just letting you know its not spam)

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher November 29, 2010 at 8:04 am

    Charddonay – thanks for the video, I had not seen that before. Damn…if only it were real.

    And there are definitely some Irelands out there.

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    Kate December 1, 2010 at 11:18 pm

    Kayleigh – Enough with the “creative” spelling crap. This name is stupid enough spelled conventionally.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher December 2, 2010 at 8:29 am

    Yeah Kate – that’s an example of taking an already annoying name and making it completely unbearable. Fuck Kayleigh’s parents straight to hell!

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    Jim December 3, 2010 at 7:50 pm

    My wife is a nurse, and along with “Nevaeh”, she sees lots of kids named “Semaj”, pronounced sa-ma-shay. It’s James backwards, usually after the absent babydaddy. As a James myself, I find this particularly laughable. She’s now taken to jokingly referring to me as Semaj to her co-workers, who all think it’s a stupid name as well!

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    Anonymous December 5, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    Alyvia pronounced Olivia, of course.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher December 6, 2010 at 12:41 pm

    Of course it is.

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    Golden December 9, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    Here are a few more from my daughter’s kindergarten class.
    Quorrie (Cory?)
    Timyah (Ti my uh)
    Ajah (Ay Juh)
    Keymarie
    Jayonte (Jay on tay)
    Imani
    I mispelled Shamya last time, it has an H on the end, so Shamyah. (Shi my uh)
    I think there are 3 or 4 kids with normal common names in her class, Ariel, Jenna(my kid,) James and Anthony.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher December 13, 2010 at 9:46 am

    I’ll give you credit, Golden – Jenna isn’t that bad. Maybe you have a tiny bit of hope in you!

    Next time you are at a school function and the parents of Quorrie, Timyah, Ajah, Ketmarie, Jayonte and/or Imani are present – you should kick the shit out of each and every one of them.

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    Talitha December 17, 2010 at 10:54 pm

    Sunshine. I know a girl called Sunshine. Now I just kind of mumble her name when I see her, because I feel like a fucking moron saying: “Hi, Sunshine!”

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    Laura December 21, 2010 at 8:40 pm

    Great website!
    I’d like to add Xayden-(another uneekque name in the Brayden/Aiden/Caden/Jaden/Zaden family)- name given to a friend’s new baby. Also, my aunt, a teacher, had a few interesting ones in the class roster, such as Lovideep, Morphine, and Tayjawanna.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher December 23, 2010 at 3:40 pm

    Xayden?!?! C’mon…you’re fucking with me…right?

    Actually, no. I totally believe you. That’s the way things are going these days. I hope to God you de-friended those motherfuckers right there on the spot, the moment you heard that shitty name.

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    Kitty December 29, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    I went to school with a poor bastard named Dawson Swanson.

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    Natti January 7, 2011 at 10:42 am

    The La-a name is not a myth. My boyfriend went to tech school with a girl named La-a.

    Also Elwell. A kid in my school is named Elwell. As in deceased writer George Elwell. Yeah…

    A friend of mine just recently named her child October Skyye. To make matters worse, the kid was born in November. This kid is a girl, and she wants her nickname to be Toby. October, Tober, Toby, get it? Yeah, me neither.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher January 7, 2011 at 10:49 am

    You seem to be level-headed, Natti – how could you be friends with such stupidity?

    I don’t get the planning of a nickname. If a nickname develops in the natural course of things, fine. But if you PLAN to call a kid something — just fucking name her that! I have many friends from the Southern U.S., and they are all referred to by their middle names. What sort of sense does this make?

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    Sean January 8, 2011 at 11:28 am

    The absolute worst name I’ve ever come across is “Female” – pronounced “Fuh-mall-E.” The mother assumed the hospital named her child for her. At least the parents with the f*d up spellings for their kids’ names are trying to be creative (although extremely misplaced creativity). It’s just one step better than NOT naming your kid at all. True story.

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    Nope, not getting a real name January 10, 2011 at 9:26 pm

    Honestly, any name could go on the list. Names depend on culture.

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    Artemis January 11, 2011 at 8:33 pm

    You forgot one that I’ve seen twice (not personally, though): Sparkal! No, not Sparkle (which is bad enough already). What a wonderful name that’s semi-interesting for all of 2 seconds and then becomes a living hell for the rest of your life. imagine going to the doctor for an operation and they say, “Hi, I’m doctor Sparkal–“. Ouch :)

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    Kate January 12, 2011 at 10:04 pm

    Have you heard that even the !!!*POPE*!!! himself is admonishing parents not to name their kids “celebrity” names? (Yes folks, it’s gotten THAT bad!)
    Apparently Monsignor Andrew Faley, (the assistant general secretary to the Catholics Bishops’ Conference) concurs, saying that a “name is not just a label”. He explains further by saying, “Naming children after perfumes, bicycles and countries is putting a limit on their potential. They are not merchandise or commodities.”
    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/01/11/pope-warns-parents-giving-children-non-christian-names/
    Are these parents sentencing their children to hell by giving them such ASININE names?!

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    That's it. January 17, 2011 at 9:48 am

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxqCGTkV5wg
    George Carlin, on guys named Todd and so on. Absolutely related and worth a watch.

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    Steve January 18, 2011 at 7:25 pm

    What about Ruby-Tuesday Cherry-Blossom!
    That’s her name.
    Ruby-Tuesday is her first name, Cherry-Blossom is her middle name.
    That kid’s got no future, even her surname is hyphenated.

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    Vanessa January 21, 2011 at 12:55 am

    Hey lemonjello, good job on this site, it’s truly depressing to see where name trends are going these days… But to contribute, i was reading a popular magazine where this lady was talking about her kid, and the kid’s name was Pilot. again, this was published in a national magazine.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher January 21, 2011 at 5:56 am

    Why, thank you, Vanessa.

    Can you imagine the embarrassment of any right thinking person, yelling out, “Pilot. PILOT!!! Come on…time for dinner!”? Insanity.

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    Kelli January 24, 2011 at 1:23 pm

    How about Indiana (boy) and Blakely (girl)…these are siblings! For serious!

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    Tut tut January 29, 2011 at 8:33 am

    Awful. I know of a Shaydon, Kason-Dane, Kerawhyn, Marnie Rae, Miar and Tia.

    But what’s wrong with Joshua or Isabella?

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    Candy February 1, 2011 at 5:06 pm

    Someone just told me that a family member is naming thier kid…Tell. SERIOUSLY? Way to tourture your kid by the name!

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    Michelle February 2, 2011 at 9:34 am

    Thats okay my sister is naming her kid Valkyrie. Forever everyone will hear it and think “Tom Cruise with an eye patch and no german accent??”. It SUCKS.

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    Artemis February 4, 2011 at 11:09 pm

    Actually when I hear Valkyrie I think of wild Viking women on flying horses with some Wagner playing in the background. Why don’t they pick Valerie instead? Similar name but without the mythology/Tom Cruise movie connection ;)

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    Timmah February 5, 2011 at 1:04 am

    Shadynasty.

    Pronounced: Sha-dynasty.

    Holy shit.

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    Artemis February 6, 2011 at 9:37 am

    What about the name Cyprian? Apparantly it’s pronounced “Kiprian” and it’s a weird religious name (It’s my super-Catholic 3rd cousin 4 times removed kid’s name; that’s the only reason why I’ve heard of it) Unfortunately, Cyprian isn’t alone; he has siblings named Thaddeus and Basil (thankfully, I’ve never met these people and I have no plan to)

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher February 8, 2011 at 8:13 am

    Cyprian sounds like a vitamin and/or mineral.

    “Sir, it looks like your Cyprian levels are dangerously low. We’ll need to get you on some Cyprian supplements – and for God’s sake would it hurt you to get a little exercise now and then?”

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    Yoe February 12, 2011 at 3:55 am

    I know of a woman who named her son Seven. I also know of: Tough, Obedience, and Justice.

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    John February 15, 2011 at 1:25 pm

    I have friends who named their kids Aja (or Asia I’m not sure) and Journey. And because they are my friends I opened my mind to this new type of naming. So I’ve got a pretty high tolerance, okay?

    But today I was listening to a radio report about kids’ eating problems, and the woman said her kid’s name was – okay you have to wait for this one . . .

    Ready?

    FOUNTAIN

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher February 15, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    Asia and Journey? What the fuck are they – supergroup junkies? That’s just awful.

    I imagine that an eating problem is but one of MANY problems that a kid named Fountain has.

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    tableleg Johnson February 16, 2011 at 4:11 pm

    http://www.facebook.com/miranda.m.lopes

    she’s going to name her kid bentley.

    there’s still time to save him!

    Do it for the children!!!

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    Julie February 22, 2011 at 11:47 am

    How about Lachlan?

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher February 22, 2011 at 11:52 am

    Pretty stupid in America, but I assume it’s probably okay in Ireland.

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    Amy February 23, 2011 at 6:37 pm

    When I was a kid, I met brothers who were unfortunately named Eggbert and Flaxseed. I really wish I was kidding, but I’m not. I’d like to know what their parents were smoking when they came up with those names.

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    Frieda February 23, 2011 at 6:39 pm

    I read an article about a woman who named her twin boys Lemonjello and Orangejello, all because she craved lemon and orange Jell-O when she was pregnant with them.

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    Irina February 25, 2011 at 6:58 pm

    This was in the local paper:

    Baby Yyzabellahh makes five generations!
    The birth of Yyzabellahh Jordyn… added a fifth generation to two sides of her family.

    Mother’s name is Brytney.

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    Dick February 28, 2011 at 11:19 am

    Dick. Ever thought about that?!

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher February 28, 2011 at 11:21 am

    The name? Or do I have thoughts of dick in general?

    The latter – not really. The former – yes, it would suck to be named Dick, and that is a stupid name. But obviously, that one’s a lost cause. Too common. They needed someone like me way back when this ball started rolling.

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    Just John March 2, 2011 at 6:19 pm

    Baby Yyzabellahh makes five generations! Mother’s name is Brytney.

    This only proves that teenage moms like stupid names.

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    Cait March 6, 2011 at 8:18 pm

    i know a baby named Meadow now thats like one of the worst names ever!

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    Amanda March 18, 2011 at 3:07 pm

    A lady at work has a granddaughter named Desuma – Amused backwards. S-T-U-P-I-D!

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    Anna March 20, 2011 at 1:20 pm

    I know a family that has a boy names Ridge & a girl named Infinity! That’s just sinful! I have a son named Mackenzie, but we call him Mack. I often wondered why people call girls Mackenzie as it means “son of”. It’s a family name. My dad & my grandfather both had the name Mackenzie, but it was shortened to Mack as well.

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    Anna March 20, 2011 at 1:21 pm

    Meant to type boy named Ridge, not names Ridge…sorry

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    Deborah March 20, 2011 at 6:43 pm

    Zander Neo. ‘nough said.

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    gerry March 23, 2011 at 4:55 pm

    tanguy – not yves, but tanguy. Arty, stupid and sounds like a kid who likes the orange powdered drink.

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    Anonymous March 28, 2011 at 6:25 am

    there’s a few kids ive met with the most wierdest names. but here’s two.
    Chimera for a little girl; its a three headed, fire breathing monster of Greek mythology O_o
    then there is Dionysius for a boy

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    Anonymous March 30, 2011 at 6:53 pm

    Being in the medical field I see a bunch of stupid names.

    La-a prounounced Ladasha.
    Briley. parent combo.
    Bracen. Same as above.
    Gator Swamp. First and middle.
    Nosmoking. seriously – delivered a spanish only speaking family who saw it on the sign and thought is was pretty.

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    Jessica March 31, 2011 at 8:19 am

    Toddrica. Maybe she combined the names of possible fathers?

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    BanananananananananaQUITTA March 31, 2011 at 10:48 am

    My friend just named her kid Devo. Who names their kid after a 70s techno-punk band?!?!

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher March 31, 2011 at 10:49 am

    Shit name, fantastic band.

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    Annette March 31, 2011 at 4:09 pm

    I see a lot of stupid fucking names since I work in the medical field. Here are some of the dumbest names I’ve encountered: Makayli, Makiya, Makyla, Makeddi, Teshayla, Zhanè, Jahbrea, Temycah, Antwyoquis, M’Lisa (Melissa), Madelynn, Kaytie, Jessikaa, Eternitey (Eternity) & her two sisters: Serenitey (Serenity) & Harmony… Their mothers name.. Pride. WTF?!!

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    Carrie April 2, 2011 at 4:31 pm

    Cambell, Keegan…. & any form of makenzie or makayla. So fucking lame.

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    Annette April 2, 2011 at 4:41 pm

    Peter Jirka, Randy Raper… Dick Lord & Dick Rock. I wish I were kidding.

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    Sarah April 12, 2011 at 10:35 pm

    I know someone from my work who named her daughter Kyliee. What the hell?

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    Laura April 17, 2011 at 10:52 am

    Just heard in the birthday announcements of a local radio station: Hannah Montana. Yeah, somebody actually named their daughter Hannah Montana. She’s four today.

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    Kennedi April 19, 2011 at 6:15 pm

    I am really sick of Aiden/Caden/Kayden/Brayden/Jayden and all the other spellings of those names…along with Kaylan/Braelyn/Jaelyn. Also had a patient once named Baden…

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    Tarquil April 20, 2011 at 12:46 am

    Mostly brilliant, but I would like to petition you to conisider pardoning some of these cases, starting with some perfectly good English names: Aidan, Annalise, Chloe, Crispin, Fanny, Ffion, Hermione, Isabella, Howard, Jemima, Joshua, Moses, Olive, Peregrine, Rufus.
    And while it is true that foreigners do generally have funny names, and Irish spelling is a bit funky, I think it’s a bit harsh to call these stupid: Aisley, Brigid (though i see your point), Dagmar, Declan, Ehud, Fatima, Heinrich, Linus, Magda, Marek, Mathieu, Mercedes, Michal, Niamh, Ugo, Suganthyann, Ylva.

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    Tarquil April 20, 2011 at 12:56 am

    Oh yeah, Tarquin’s not a silly name either.
    T

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    angel April 21, 2011 at 11:50 pm

    i dont like my name

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    LaLaDeeDa April 30, 2011 at 10:43 am

    Hmmm What About Quay?
    a Guy i Know Is Named That .

    Also Delfliniee&Tapanga.
    Yea, Pretty Sad .

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    Scarlett Fitch May 3, 2011 at 1:56 pm

    Wait for it…………….

    Bus.

    No kidding.

    And this was in London.

    Bus.

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    Eyezacckke May 8, 2011 at 7:20 pm

    I saw these recently: Autymn, Teryn, Nachante, Shiry

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    Scarlett Fitch May 9, 2011 at 1:50 pm

    Yeah…but Bus.

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    Friggle May 9, 2011 at 2:56 pm

    Bronte. As in Charlotte and Emily Bronte. No joke.

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    Natalie May 16, 2011 at 4:58 pm

    Jazmynn, Vaviana, Viktoria, Nicya
    (pronounced “Nik-ee-uh”)
    Davion, Caveon, Trivet, Braeden, Ransom,
    Gryphyn (Griffin)… Dimple, Taggert, Turner

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    Janice May 16, 2011 at 5:08 pm

    Jazmynn, Braeden, Trivet, Davion, Caveon, Nicya
    (Nick-EE-uh), Ransom, Gryphyn (Griffin)

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    Michael May 16, 2011 at 5:32 pm

    I run into a LOT of stupid names. One of my favorites is “Money”. The stupid F-tards pronounced it like “Monet” the painter.

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    Concerned Aunt May 20, 2011 at 7:03 pm

    Please add Rocco to the list. Rocco is my bastard nephew. No baby daddy to teach the poor kid to defend himself from bullies taunting him about that awful name.

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    penelope May 23, 2011 at 7:43 pm

    Zayd

    http://www.couriermail.com.au/travel/news/tainted-chicken-roll-made-pregnant-mum-sick-lawsuit-claims/story-e6freqwo-1226060817302

    if the name isnt bad enough though, the mother ate chicken on a plane while 7 months pregnant. I have never had kids, and I know you never eat reheated or cold chicken while pregnant.

    she went on to day that amongst other things, her child suffered a ‘developmental delay’. how can they tell that it was caused by the listeria and not by her retarded genes?

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    taylor May 24, 2011 at 11:16 am

    the worst name i ever heard was ESPN. If my name was ESPN, i would kill myself

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher May 24, 2011 at 11:19 am

    You probably wouldn’t have to – the taunts of the kids in your grade school would kill you first.

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    Iwan May 26, 2011 at 4:43 pm

    Someone I went to school with has called their boy Anekin.

    Shit name that they haven’t even spelt properly if I remember my Star Wars correctly.

    I work as a sports coach and have worked with children named TeeJay, Cavan and Tuppence recently….. Utter gash as we say in this part of Britain!!

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    Bob May 31, 2011 at 10:42 am

    I was a pharmacy technician for a few years in college. I didn’t make any of these up:

    Andrewlavion
    Decemba
    L-a (pronounced “leh-dash-uh”)
    Miracle
    PrinseJoseff (spelled exactly like that on the Medicaid card)
    *Finally, there were these newborn twins who were both given the first name “Diamond”, and then different, totally normal middle names.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher May 31, 2011 at 10:45 am

    Decemba may be my new favorite name of all time.

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    Bob May 31, 2011 at 10:44 am

    There was also a “Leonidas” who was born about 10 months after the movie 300 came out….

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    Momo June 1, 2011 at 12:20 pm

    I have a LOT but I know a few kids who I personally cry for every night: English, Wavurleigh, Zebastion, and Sayralyn.

    But I just seen something on Y!A that made me laugh for half an hour. She wants to name her kid Forrest Everly Michael Montgomery and call him “Forever”!!!!!!!!!!!

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    taylah June 6, 2011 at 5:20 am

    some of the names on hear a nice.i know a boy called mckenzie

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    Fuckin Dumb Shits June 7, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    Fuck the dumb shits that scar their kids for life. Fuck the idiots that expect people to magically pronounce stupid names spelled by imbeciles.

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    Anon June 8, 2011 at 1:02 am

    Abilene.. like the city. Might as well have gone one step further and named it Abalone

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    Christopher June 9, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    I believe the worst one I came across was from a fellow emergency worker who told me he found a girl named shithead. The idiot stick parents must have thought an apostrophe between the “i” and the “t” in her name would lead everyone to pronounce it “shi-thead.” That was not the case as he proceeded to call her shithead all during the call.

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    sam June 11, 2011 at 2:03 am

    my ex is named paris X[) shes on their

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    JMG June 14, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    I know a young woman with two daughters named Alyssah and Aliviyah…what’s wrong with Alisa and Olivia??

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    Anne June 15, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    A few gems, last name first…
    Pink, Barrette
    Ho, Bich
    Ho, Dang
    Lesbia
    Angina

    I could almost give the Vietnamese names a pass, but won’t. Mostly because a friend of mine swore he’d convert to Mormonism, marry them both & yell their names loudly when intimate. Still makes me laugh. And just in case anyone was unclear, the Ho girls are not sisters which means there are at least 2 sets of parents out there who didn’t do their research before arriving Stateside.

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    Katja June 17, 2011 at 4:39 am

    I’m pretty glad that there are rules for baby names where I live. You won’t find “Pussycat Doppelganger” or shit like that. Still there’s a car in my street with one of these baby signs saying “Promdeladu”. Even Google doesn’t know that word.

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    Steve June 17, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    Check out my favorite authors website. A lot of idiots name their kids using his crazy fantasy names.

    http://www.georgerrmartin.com/fans/index.html

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    mag June 18, 2011 at 3:21 pm

    Adelheid is a very old German Name. It means “goodlooking woman”.

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    Wiette June 27, 2011 at 6:48 am

    Pronounced Wyatt. At first I thought it was a kindly old german lady’s name..

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    Ha'Le June 27, 2011 at 6:49 am

    Supposed to be Holly–truly butchered

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    Scarlett Fitch June 29, 2011 at 1:53 am

    Oh oh oh, I just saw “Golden” and “Desolé”. As in, “I’m sorry” in French. As in, “I’m sorry I called you “Desolé”.

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    Kate June 29, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    Check out this article on the stupid names celebrities name their kids: http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/09/09/totally-insane-star-baby-names?test=faces#slide=1

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    Anna June 29, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    I’m naming my child “banjo”.This was an awesome read, guys. Keep it up.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher June 29, 2011 at 4:11 pm

    Thanks, Anna! Anna…such a nice, normal name…

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    Rae June 29, 2011 at 11:53 pm

    This boy at a neighboring high school’s name is…wait for it… Daegin. What in the world?

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    Michelle June 30, 2011 at 10:36 am

    I like names that are original, having grown up a Michelle in the time that 1 in 5 girls were named Michelle can do that, but some names just take a nose dive off the cliff of common sense. Like the one I heard yesterday, Zandreah. (Zan-dre-a)
    My poor friend’s first grandchild has just been saddled with this trailer park moniker. I laughed so hard I was dismissed from the hospital room. I now know why the expectant couple kept the name a secret for 9 months, it’s awful, and will be a world of annoyance for that child all her life!

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    Mick July 6, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    Hey Lemonjello,

    what do you think of the names Eudora and Endymion? I’m okay with Eudora, but Endymion is just a horribly sounding and bizarre name in my opinion, but my wife fucking loves it! She insists on naming one of our twins (the boy of course), even though I’ve repeatedly expressed my dislike for this name. Perhaps you could help me with arguments! I’d prefer Edward, but it’s too common for her tastes.

    Greetings,

    Mick

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher July 6, 2011 at 3:33 pm

    Why thank you very much for asking, Mick. I’d be delighted.

    Firstly – Eudora. It sounds a little comic-consih to me, but it’s pretty enough so I guess it could pass. Standing alone, that is. Pairing Eudora with Endymion is disastrous. You might as well dress your kids up like Boba Fett and Mon Mothma on their first day of school and tape targets on their asses.

    You said she insists on naming a twin Endymion – saying, “The boy of course,” as if it were obvious. It’s not. I have never heard this conglomeration of letters spoken aloud, and I had no idea it was supposed to be a male name until you hinted at it. Looking at it, it looks a little feminine to me. Another ass kicking waiting to happen.

    I looked these up and now I see that they are from Greek mythology. Interestingly, Eudora was a nymph. Yeah – let an 8th grade boy get wind of that. 8th graders cannot differentiate between nymphs and nymphomaniacs – nor can most of the population. Spare her.

    Unless you and your wife live on or very near Mount Olympus, I’d go with Edward and, well…fuck it – Kate!

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    Tracy July 6, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    Jiles. Not JUST Jiles, but Jiles III.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher July 6, 2011 at 4:22 pm

    Someone needs to get III and tell him to STOP THE CYCLE!

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    Mick July 6, 2011 at 4:31 pm

    Thank you for your quick response, I much appreciate it! And bloody hell, I haven’t thought about Eudora being some nymph’s name… Well, I know that I wasn’t able to differentiate between nymphs and nymphomaniacs when I was a boy myself, so… Hm, I’ll have to think about that. Although I doubt that I’d be able to convince my wife to drop both names. I think I’ll have to get myself a dog and name it Endymion, thus rendering this name impossible for my wife.

    Edward and Kate (or rather Catherine)? Not bad. Very traditional, I love it. But not likely.

    Thanks nevertheless and keep up the good work!

    Mick

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher July 6, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    If you can only drop one, you’re on the right path. Eudora can survive – not a lot of kids will pick up on the nymph thing. Endymion will be a disaster for a human boy.

    “Here Endymion! Come here boy! Fetch Endymion!”

    See? Much better.

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    Dan July 11, 2011 at 2:05 am

    Ever driven to Las Vegas from Los Angeles? There is a street named Zzyzx right out side of Baker, California. I know a couple that named their son after that street. WTF?

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    Annoyed July 12, 2011 at 8:40 am

    Check out the gems these idiots named their kids. Breaker, Wolfie, Tallulah, Major, Holleder, Bellamy and Five. Good job mom and dad

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    Annoyed July 12, 2011 at 8:41 am
    Katie July 12, 2011 at 6:51 pm

    Lemenjello Redenbacher, you’re my HERO!! =D

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    funnymonkey July 14, 2011 at 10:36 am

    I knew a girl in high school name Dish’a’rick pronounced dah-sha-reek she goes by Sharee. Please add this stupid kid name

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    James July 14, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    I had a patient who named her twin sons Jaquan and Jawuan. Just imagine the sheer confusion these two lads face. They will attend almost everything together as they grow up and all their records (medical, school, church, social security, etc) will no doubt be forever interchanged and muddled. A name no one has ever heard of, can pronounce, or spell correctly, seperted by a Q and a W only in spelling.

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    StayingAnonymos July 18, 2011 at 6:23 pm

    I used to be in a class with a girl named Storm. Oh no wait, she spelt it Storm’e. My mistake. Oh and i know a girl named Breeze. She nice and were friends, but as i’ve seen names on this site such as Rainbow and Cloud, i thought you’d like to know Breeze exists along with them.

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    Anonymous July 28, 2011 at 7:00 am

    One of the previous tenants of a flat I owned… Porntip Chumchawalit. And no, he wasn’t a foreigner.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher August 2, 2011 at 6:31 am

    God, I wish my name was Porntip.

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    Dweezil July 28, 2011 at 7:46 am

    I named my boy Algernon, it means “wears a moustache”

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    Mikkimu22 July 29, 2011 at 1:26 pm

    My mom used to work with this guy: Scotton Cotton

    http://www.facebook.com/people/Scotton-Cotton/1134960321

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    J July 31, 2011 at 11:42 am

    How about Croix? Ugh…just found out someone I used to hang out with named his kid that…pretty effed up. I’m a little bit liberal with kids’ names, my only rule is that you ought to be able to find them in a standard baby name book & they ought to have an origin & a meaning. I could see giving a baby a word as a name if it has special meaning to you, but only if it has a sound that sort of sounds “name-y.” “Lake” is a “maybe,” “Ottoman” is a no-no…

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    Ana August 2, 2011 at 11:23 am

    My friend Allyson (normal name, dumb spelling) has a 6 month old son named Trystin Casanova. Tristan, to me is a perfectly good name… I asked her why she changed the spelling, and it was because jer name was spelled unusually, so she wanted to do the same for her son. The Casanova part was his dad’s idea… who originally wanted it as a first name. So you know, it could have been worse.

    I’ve thanked my parents on numerous occasions for giving me the name Ana Lisette, and not something like Aunah Lyssette, which I have seen as well.

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    Anon August 2, 2011 at 9:40 pm

    As a teacher, I come across a lot of “uneek” names. However, a few years ago I had a girl whose name I did not even attempt to pronounce. Wait for it…
    Briyougna
    Yes, Briyougna pronounced “Brianna” WTF!!

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    Me August 7, 2011 at 5:59 pm

    I remember an elementary school teacher telling me once that a female student was named Vagina (pronounced Va-jean-a).

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    Jessica August 8, 2011 at 9:47 pm

    This list makes me want to choose a name that’s ACTUALLY stupid for my child just to piss people off.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher August 9, 2011 at 6:38 am

    Well, you’ve got a good pool to choose from.

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    Steve August 11, 2011 at 10:43 am

    Worst ever I came across was a schoolgirl whose real name is ‘Kajina’.

    And her parents insisted from the off it is pronounced “Kee-ahh-nah” … and of course because all kids are illiterate nowadays, and without the slightest shred of curiosity or investigative rigour, this girl went all the way through school without once getting teased.
    You could not make this stuff up.

    Just think of all the teasing opportunities that so many schoolkids were cheated out of, and all because the mother was at least smart enough to lead her little Kajina by the hand to school and to set about propping up her make-believe pronunciation of this most appalling name.

    Still, there’s still time to track her down and heap scorn upon her, and of course the parents.

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    hi August 11, 2011 at 7:12 pm

    lol i love the comments

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    Jackie August 11, 2011 at 8:18 pm

    Cashton…is that really a stupid name? It’s on the list for baby boy #3!

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    Jackie August 11, 2011 at 8:20 pm

    Cashton is really a stupid name…I kind of like it! It is on the list for baby boy #3!

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    B August 12, 2011 at 8:48 am

    ABCDE prounounced Absidy. Shocking. Thankfully there are some countries that have laws on naming babies or approved lists of names. You can only choose from their list of 5000 or so names.

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    Anonymous August 12, 2011 at 5:04 pm

    Cash, Diesel, Photocopy, Prudence, Justice. Real kids names. I feel for them…
    Ah, Edward! On a girl. It’s true.

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    B August 13, 2011 at 8:40 am

    Oops. Didn’t see ABCDE on your list. Sorry.

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    Unbelievable names! August 16, 2011 at 10:21 pm

    Some of the best ones I’ve heard of are:
    Genesis
    Trust
    Trae
    Blessing
    All boys mind you!

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    Anon August 17, 2011 at 9:36 pm

    Just ran across another gem – Anfirnee. Sounds like a 3 year old with a lisp trying to pronounce Anthony, then trying to spell it!

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    Michele August 18, 2011 at 1:20 am

    Tykiaha (Tuk-eye-yuh)… Tyreiha (Tie-ray-yuh)
    Africka (Uh-freak-Uh) I was “corrected” when I called her Africa.

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    Marie August 18, 2011 at 1:27 am

    Ugh. The names: Hunter, Bailey & Taylor are so generic.

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    tanya ussery August 23, 2011 at 9:56 am

    LOL!! Great read! I haven’t worked for over half an hour with these comments XD I came here because I hated the name “Stormy”. Stormy is not a name!!! It’s so stupid and I hate it! Love you, Lemonjello <3

    Thanks for the laughs!

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    Anonymous August 26, 2011 at 5:00 pm

    I saw a woman on tv awhile back who was named Repellus.

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    Abbey August 27, 2011 at 3:58 pm

    If I was a boy, I’d have been Joel Accrington. As as result of my failure to have a penis, I am Abigail Joelle.

    A girl I went to primary school with has called her son Callium (she’s 18). I’m struggling to figure out if she just failed to spell Callum, or if she’s actually stupid.

    A customer who came into my shop the other day is planning to call her mixed sex twins Azure (girl) and Cobalt (boy).

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    Abbey August 28, 2011 at 8:39 am

    I was served in a cafe today by Abbollee… Can’t decide if she has stupid parents, or she herself chose to spell it that way…

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    Donna August 30, 2011 at 8:06 pm

    How bout ‘shithead’ pronounced shi-thade or ‘vagina’ pronounced vag-i-na (short i and long a)…clamidia for a boy and…….a-a……pronounced adasha. I SWEAR these are real!!!!!!!!!

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    baseballman September 4, 2011 at 9:55 am

    A girl of facebook just named their kid Jowan…….. *facepalm*

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    anon September 6, 2011 at 8:44 pm

    I remember reading a magazine featuring a woman named “Celerie” like celery the vegetable, I thought that was pretty stupid.

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    Scred September 9, 2011 at 10:33 am

    Add these: Bella, Isabella, Jacob, Edward, Justin, Dustin, Braden, Lexus, Mercedes, Infiniti, Pontiac, Hunter, Gunner, Dijonnaise, any name that’s a number in any combination, Paris, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Britney, Lady Gaga, Madonna, and…strap yourselves in, kids…

    PANCAKE! (From The Maury Show)

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    Ami September 12, 2011 at 3:01 am

    First name: Fashion
    Middle name: Allegra
    Her brothers are named: Roper & Ryder.

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    Fed UP!!! September 12, 2011 at 5:46 am

    My best friend’s brother is letting his wife pick their little girls’ names and I think she may have eaten lead paint as a child! Tinsley Grayson…oh wait it gets better…STERLING!!! Seriously?! I wonder if she hates her children

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    Jason September 17, 2011 at 9:00 pm

    My friends named their daughter Kyzlen. The Y sounds like eye. “Kai-zlen”. They made it up. They need to stop playing so much Scrabble.

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    Lizzie September 18, 2011 at 5:07 pm

    Here’s a couple, and believe me they are real:
    Ganjaman – why hell, they might as well have called him Stoner!
    ‘Ard – imagine… “I’m ‘Ard.” or “Max, will you get ‘Ard for me?”
    and
    Diehappybadger – I dread to think.

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    Lizzie September 18, 2011 at 5:08 pm

    And I nearly forgot the poor guy named
    Wait for it
    Strappon.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher September 19, 2011 at 7:28 am

    Do they call him Dick?

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    Cara September 19, 2011 at 5:04 am

    Tanner, Mitten, Fields, Brini

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    Catherine September 27, 2011 at 5:00 pm

    Here are two- hannahleigh and heavenleigh.

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    Natty September 28, 2011 at 2:30 pm

    I wish I was kidding about this kid’s name…

    STREET

    :O

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher September 28, 2011 at 2:34 pm

    I wish you were too.

    This name only works if your last name is Justice. Then? TOTALLY BAD ASS!

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    Scott October 3, 2011 at 8:00 am

    I hated mine when I was a kid, because the other kids loved rhyming it with “snot”. My best friend named his daughter Tierney. My other friend’s daughter named her kid Nevaeh. My girlfriend’s daughter is in a class full of kids with names like Montanna, Austin (two of those) and Dakota. And Bubba. And Makenna, Mackenzie, Madison and Ja’Marcus.

    I used to work with 2 different girls named Shareka. My theory about that name is that when the baby came out and started screaming, Mamma said “Daaayum! She a shrieka!”

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    kolt October 8, 2011 at 7:21 pm

    I have a friend that is naming her boy “Kolt” what a horrible name!

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    Shithead October 8, 2011 at 7:27 pm

    I once knew a guy by the name of Shithead. I’m serious! That was his real name!!! haha!

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    Drew October 8, 2011 at 9:01 pm

    I am an investigator for Child Protective Services in TX and everyday is good times when I get a new case. The names of these kids these days never cease to amaze me. I love your site and I wanted to let you know the most recent names I have been bestoyed…..Millionaire and Jayiden. I had to call the parents just to make sure “Millionaire” was actually this poor kid’s real name and not some joke. It was seriously his name…..pray for Texas :(

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    Diannone Shmuckler October 12, 2011 at 7:15 pm

    This girl I went to school with, her name was Le-a as in Le DASH a. WTF. And also, my mom’s friend’s kids are Easton, Westin, Austin, and Aspen.

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    Kirsty October 14, 2011 at 11:19 am

    Saryniti… Serenity

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher October 15, 2011 at 7:14 am

    Sigh. Poor Aiden. It’s YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK YOU’RE A DICK

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    briella October 16, 2011 at 8:30 pm

    I hate my name. It sounds like some type of exotic cheese. But anyway, my best friends name is Geena, which is a shit name, but her last name is SPEAS. She named her kid RJ (Rodney Jenine).

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    Emily October 18, 2011 at 6:29 pm

    CELICITY….

    A student in my ballet class name is Celicity… My first thought for the parents was WTF Kind of name is Celicity…? Celicity herself can not pronounce her own name, the students in my class call her “C” because no one can say Celicity… Why do parents have to try to come up with unique names?? Can’t we just have good old fashioned “felicity”

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    Anonymous October 19, 2011 at 2:59 pm

    Oh god— crappier and crappier EVERY DAY… My brother showed me his yearbook last year and there were these siblings— Lovely and Heavenly. Ok if you’re a magical fairy— not so OK if you’re a human being.

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    Surain October 21, 2011 at 1:22 pm

    Lemon, I’m gonna spam you until you submit and add DaRealyst to your list.

    Because I almost don’t believe you haven’t heard of him yet. You live for sniffing this shit out.

    http://parentfails.com/post/8429865972/meet-darealyst-worst-name-ever

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    Surain October 21, 2011 at 1:35 pm

    OH YEAH! And I work for the government. I won’t say which state (I don’t wanna get in trouble), but every so often, I like to snoop on the database and look up funny first names (and remember that these are grown-ass adults) and these are my favorite names so far:

    -Carbon
    -Ninja
    -Denniccee
    -Cool
    -Tripta
    -Twanetta
    -Dsprsda (I don’t care if it’s not an English-speaker’s name, it’s rubbish)
    -Supreme
    -Joydeep

    There’s more, but I can’t remember them yet.

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    Ingrid October 27, 2011 at 8:07 am

    Nicya = Nick-Eye-Yuh

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    Ingrid October 27, 2011 at 8:09 am

    Oh! & I forgot… Enie.. Yes, that’s pronounced… “Eenie”.
    Poor guy.

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    Katherine October 28, 2011 at 2:22 pm

    Also on the list… (this one I heard from a teacher friend.)
    Kid’s first name: AlPacino.
    No Space. AlPacino.

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    Lucy October 28, 2011 at 4:58 pm

    Name I am starting to loath. Names that begin with La. It’s not french it’s stupid: La Rita, La Tonya, La Rae. I like the name Linnea which is a beautiful Scandinavian name prounced Lin-ee-ah. Some idiots started misprouncing it as Lin-A(long a sound) and spelling it wrong Linnay. This translates to the Nose in French le nez.

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    Adolf October 28, 2011 at 5:32 pm

    Add “Zoe” and its permutations to this list.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher October 29, 2011 at 2:11 am

    Lemonjello Redenbacher is a name that clearly shows people who have WAY too much time on there hands, who cares it just names. Why don’t you take up fucking knitting.
    DECLAN IS A BEAUTFIFUL MOTHERFUCKING NAME.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher October 31, 2011 at 3:03 pm

    Declan sucks dicks.

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    Joe October 29, 2011 at 2:40 am

    JOE IS A FUKEN STUPID NAME FOR WAHT KINDA A FUKEN NAME IS JOE SO WEIRD AND HAS STUPID SPELLING NO KID WHO IS NAMED THIS LIKE JELLO ESPECIALLY THE LEMON TYPE NO TEACHER CAN PRNOUCE THIS JOE NAME AND IT WILL BE MISPSELT HIS HOLE ADOULT LIFE PEOPLE WILL MOCH HIM AND CALL HIM JOE THE PLUMBER AMIRTE GUYS

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher October 31, 2011 at 3:03 pm

    Ahhh…the irony of a post like this.

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    hannah October 29, 2011 at 2:41 am

    WHAT THE FUCK ITS SPEALAT THE SAME THE SAME WAY BACKWARDS MAKES ME SOOO MAD CUZ A HANNAH BULLED ME FFS WHY JUST CUXZ MA NAMES JELLO WHY

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    geougre October 29, 2011 at 2:45 am

    WTF SUCHA DUMB FUCK AMERICANN AME U SUD NAME UR KID SOMTHING NORMAL AND SMART LIKE HONG WONG NOT TO OFFEND ANY CUNTS WHO HAVE THIS NAME U PIG FUCKERS FUCKEN DIE AND UR MUM SUD DIE TO NO OFFENSE.

    I hope this comment is not upsetting to anyone, that is certainly not my intention. Neither am I normally a rascist or hateful person. I have two children myself, Jello and Jollo, and I would hate for anyone to mock them and their names.

    Kind Regards,
    YOU DUMB CUNTS

    MamaJello

    p.s. I weigh 0.007kg and am married to Brad Pitt. We are in love, I have a wonderful and fufilling life, and by no means use the internet as an outlet for my pain.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher October 31, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    Wow. I think this might be my favorite post of all time.

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    Ingrid October 31, 2011 at 3:00 pm

    Braxton, Brixton, Aniston, Nastia, Randsom, Saryniti(Serenity),Ca’Trina

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    Michael November 1, 2011 at 6:17 pm

    OK, just learned this one – makes me want to puke – Jothan.

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    Michael November 1, 2011 at 6:22 pm

    Ugh told my daughter about this page, got 2 new ones, Victasia and Binaca – both went to her high school.

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    YOU'RE A FAG November 1, 2011 at 7:34 pm

    LEMONJELLO YOU’RE A FAG

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher November 2, 2011 at 3:23 pm

    Wait a minute – your name clearly states that YOU’RE a fag. People in glass houses, sir…

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    Shellye November 1, 2011 at 7:59 pm

    Klayton, Jayson, Brok, Rayman, Journey
    Vaviana, T’Erah & Hustle.

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    Shellye November 1, 2011 at 8:02 pm

    Bwahahahaha!! Yes, Declan is a stupid fucking name.

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    Nunya November 2, 2011 at 9:02 pm

    1. Balthazar
    2. Tasby
    3. Drayle
    4. Corvin
    5. Kindra

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    She named it Nedloh November 5, 2011 at 5:58 am

    my aunt is a teacher at a local school when she came home terrified and i asked her why, ‘a boy at my school came up to me and announced the name of his baby brother. It’s Nedloh, Holden spelt backwards.

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    Catherine November 5, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    I have a wonderful list if you’d like to see.

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    Catherine November 5, 2011 at 3:27 pm

    Boys:
    Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (not kidding – its pronounced “albin”). 
     -Justus 
    -Brice 
    -Tegwyn
    -Beckli
    -JaeLyne
    -Rhylin
    -Kahil
    -KaySei (KC)
    -Barri
    -Kinghan
    -Macqys (I just don’t know.)
    -Cortlind
    -Dane
    -Zakeri (Zachary.)
    -Allteralu
    -Jericho
    -Latrine
    -Kyrklind
    -Garlynde

    Girls:
    – Egwene
    -Manchester 
    -Alexia
    -Kellyna 
    -Nychol
    -Taryn
    -Mykah
    -Mykenzy
    -Kathryn, cathryn, khathireynn… etc. Anything other than Catherine or Katherine. 
    -Aynsliee
    -Shellsi (“Like Chelsea, but softer!”)
    -Ammie
    -Kesleihh/Kesleigh
    -Cydnee 
    -McKayla 
    -Mercy
    -Amaleigh/Emaleigh
    -Brinlei
    -Blayre (rhymes with Larry!)
    -Tierrainney
    -Ashylynne
    -Brooklyn
    -Fleur
    -Skai (sky)
    -Skailyrre/Skyler/Any variation
    -Brandlynn
    -KaeLi
    -Altum
    -Aailyah
    -J’Net (rather than Janet.)
    -Ma’ire (Mary.)
    -Branwyn
    -MariCon
    -Latrina
    -Perrynn
    -Deztíní (Destiny)

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher November 8, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    Yes, Catherine – that certainly IS a wonderful list.

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    Buster Cherry November 6, 2011 at 3:15 pm

    Quayshana, Spechelle, Mytatia & Le’Vez. Idk WTF is wrong w/ people.

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    Matt November 7, 2011 at 10:39 pm

    Here are some more for your list. I don’t actually know that they are very frequent, but the sheer audacity of saddling a kid with these is just…wow.

    Atreyu
    Anakin

    That’s right. A kid is going to ask “mom, where did my name come from?” and the parent is going to say “It is the name of the protagonist of a mediocre 80s fantasy movie.”

    “Did you hate me when I was born?”

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    Casey Kahlenbacher November 9, 2011 at 6:54 pm

    Love this site! Though there is one I’ve heard that’s not on the list, its Shithead: pronounced Sha-theed. I thank my parents for naming me a semi-normal name of Casey. Keep it up Lemonjello!

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    Iateurtwoballz November 10, 2011 at 1:20 pm

    some names that r commen are
    Jennifer, Jessica, Izabel, Evelyn, Justin, Joe, Mathew, Adam, Muhammad, Allyson, Britney, Maria, Luis, Emma, Stephanie, Aj, Steve, James, Jonathan… and many more.

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    Erica November 15, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    Names that need added to this, all girls names:

    Rider, Treasure, and Anxela.

    While I will admit that Rider does sound “pretty”, just imagine the things kids will be saying about her and what she’s been ‘riding’ in high school.

    Treasure is such a great name! I mean, if she goes missing, she’s a “Lost Treasure”! If she’s hiding, she’s a “Hidden Treasure”! And if she’s dead, well then she’s “Buried Treasure”!

    Anxela is a name I came across at work. It’s supposed to be “Angela”, and no it’s not a typo. Sometimes I’m not sure what is worse, the stupid names or the “unique” spellings.

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    Audrey November 17, 2011 at 5:56 pm

    Okay so this totally just made my day. I’d had ENOUGH today when someone in the store called their kid over to them by the name of “Apple”. Seriously are their siblings’ names Banana, Grapefruit and Kumquat?

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    Angie November 19, 2011 at 2:34 am

    Jamin… Any pronounciation sucks.

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    Shea November 19, 2011 at 8:44 pm

    A name that should be on the list is Misty. Sounds like a stripper/whore name, or just a person destined to be on a cops episode.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher November 22, 2011 at 8:30 am

    Totally agree.

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    Shea November 20, 2011 at 1:26 pm

    I was reading earlier in these comments that someone named their kid Shaydon, my parents one-upped them and named me Sheadon, combination of my mother’s maiden name,(Shea) and my father’s name, (Don). I took so much shit from kids, I wish I was named John. Thank you for creating this site to raise awareness on shitty names, because I don’t wish my childhood on anyone.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher November 22, 2011 at 8:29 am

    See Bitches? A REAL example, confirming what I have been saying. Thanks, Shea. Sorry for your shit childhood. Go kick your Dad in the nuts.

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    Shea November 22, 2011 at 8:08 pm

    Thanks Lemonjello. Another name that I really hate is Jonah. That should be on the list, along with any other wimpy name from the bible.

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    hater November 23, 2011 at 10:18 am

    Princess Katalynn (whole first name) as if that wasn’t bad enough she has a twin sister name Princess Katarynn.

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    Mike November 24, 2011 at 6:32 am

    The names Kason & Riglie

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    Cara Ann November 24, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    More names for this list,
    Vergina
    Jonah
    Miller….it’s a beer not a name.
    Clementine, unless you were a coal miner in the 1800’s
    Cosima
    La-a
    any name with la before it
    i.e. LaTonya, Latoya, LaMichael, LaQueefa…
    Shithead…pronounced Sha-theed.

    I rest my case.

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    Conway November 24, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    I was named after Conway Twitty…’nuff said.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher November 27, 2011 at 7:40 am

    Wow. I can’t decide if that’s spectacular or sad. Hmmm…I’m going to go with spectacular.

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    Kathleen November 26, 2011 at 9:08 pm

    I hate the name Tabitha, what do you think of it?

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher November 27, 2011 at 7:37 am

    Hate it – but it doesn’t belong on the list.

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    Kathleen November 27, 2011 at 2:55 pm

    I thank my parents for giving me a normal name, but they dropped the ball on the spelling…I changed the spelling when I turned 18. Get ready for this…

    Chathleighn.

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    Fiona November 28, 2011 at 10:39 pm

    The people who name their kids these need a bullet to the head…

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    ALEXANDER GRIEF November 29, 2011 at 12:58 pm

    hhhhhhhhhhEEEEEEEEEEEEEyyyyyyyyyyy I got one blood Krystal mallet and Krystal Chandeleier

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher November 29, 2011 at 1:01 pm

    This might be my favorite comment I have ever gotten in all of the time I have had this site.

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    Shea December 1, 2011 at 12:03 am

    I heard this one today at work….Prin’cesz Coleman

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    Katherine December 2, 2011 at 12:42 pm

    New student in my class:
    Ge’vonie
    pronounced like “Giovanni”

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    Palmer December 3, 2011 at 6:34 pm

    I teach at a school and there was a student named D’Onlee…because he was the only boy in the family. ouch.

    IN THE SAME SCHOOL there was a girl named Le-ah ….pronounced LeDasha. yep. not a silent -

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    Sharon December 5, 2011 at 12:54 am

    An unwed teenaged mother forever inflicted her daugher with the name Astonish.

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    Nat December 5, 2011 at 3:36 pm

    Ivan
    Yeskertina
    Colom
    Fahryn
    Maneesh
    Tino
    Toris
    Oh yeah…Natalia :p

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    Doraemi December 5, 2011 at 3:54 pm

    My name is stupid. Pronounced “Do-Ray-Me.” Everyone sings my name instead of saying it.
    Fadhil (Fud-ill)
    Jiskit (JI-skit; long I)
    Storm
    Stiphoni (Stih-fonie like Stephanie but with a short I instead of an E)
    Gaea/Gaia
    Spriter (Sprite[soda]-er
    Gwendolina (Gwendoline and Carolina???)
    Savah, Jonah, or anything else ending in ‘ah’
    La-a or A-a (Ladasha/Adasha)
    Fama
    Testeh (Test-ee)
    Dezerai (De-ser-ee)
    Dabom (Da bomb)
    Italya/ Italia
    Love-Leigh or Heaven-Leigh
    Timbus
    San-jay
    Dakota or any state names
    Sambi

    -Doe

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    Shea December 6, 2011 at 9:04 pm

    http://www.babynamewizard.com/namipedia/girl/sookie
    I figured it was only a matter of time til we saw this one. This wonderful site also suggests siblings names for little ‘Sookie.’
    Here are somd helpful suggestions to fuck up the rest of your children:
    Yoshimi
    Chloe
    Mini
    Poppy
    Siobhan
    Cody
    Star
    And wait for it….best for last…
    Jangyunsang.

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    Katarina December 7, 2011 at 12:16 am

    My friend’s favorite dumb name, which she told me this morning, is Gaylord.

    http://www.namestatistics.com/search.php?name=gaylord&type=first&gender=male

    I can’t even make this shit up.

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    Janice December 7, 2011 at 8:57 am

    Marangely
    Tykie
    Trakennen
    Travoris
    Venissa
    Remonicca
    Rory
    Slade

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    lauren December 7, 2011 at 12:24 pm

    haha there are alot of stupid names on here… ummm at dara

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    lauren December 7, 2011 at 12:25 pm

    ummm i ment add dara

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    Heidi December 8, 2011 at 2:00 am

    My best friend from kindergarten was named Forever. Also had a friend named Asia, and a guy friend named Kelley. Cruel parents these days.

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    Shanyah December 9, 2011 at 10:50 pm

    OMG!! What’s wrong with Neveah? I just had twins, a boy and a girl, they’re named Neveah and Brixton, I guess I’m 2 for 2 on the list, I don’t know how to take that lol

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher December 10, 2011 at 5:31 am

    You don’t know how to take it?!?! Read around the site a bit – I think it’ll be obvious how you should take it.

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    Shea December 10, 2011 at 10:52 am

    Lemonjello, have you failed to see how dumb her name was? Stupid is as stupid does.

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    Emily December 10, 2011 at 11:34 pm

    My boss’s wife just had a kid, a boy, and they named him Gracin!!!!!!!!!! Motherfuckin’ Gracin, for a boy, it’s like the kid spent 10 minutes in the world, and what did he do to deserve a shitty name like that. Poor kid.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher December 12, 2011 at 7:48 am

    Incredibly unacceptable.

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    Ergo Nomic December 12, 2011 at 1:15 pm

    Here’s another retarded one….Michelle Duggar just had a miscarriage, and they named the kid…Jubilee.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher December 13, 2011 at 10:00 am

    Actually, that’s a GREAT name for a miscarriage.

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    Montana December 12, 2011 at 8:50 pm

    I had a boy named Rowdy in my class.

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    Montana December 12, 2011 at 8:52 pm

    Girl in my class name Eitaly (Italy)

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher December 13, 2011 at 10:00 am

    One of the worst I’ve ever seen.

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    Montana December 12, 2011 at 8:52 pm

    Boy in my class named Lake

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    Joy December 13, 2011 at 11:54 pm

    I am a teacher and there are two names of kids in my class that should be on the list

    Satchay (Sa-shay)
    Ja’Donwin

    Conferences were very interesting with these children’s parents

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    Shea December 14, 2011 at 3:13 am

    I know I’m here all the time, but I really love this site, I have another one I saw on TV tonight…Velvet.

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    Melissa December 19, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    So, I was in the store the other day when I heard a lady behind me yell “Absinthe!” At first I thought to myself, they don’t sell alcohol in this store. Then I realized it was her child’s name. The poor girl.
    Whatever happened to your parents just being closet alcoholics? Proclaiming your favorite drink through your child’s name is a bit much.

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    Kathleen December 22, 2011 at 7:33 pm

    Will we be seeing a Christmas-themed names added to the list?

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher December 23, 2011 at 2:30 pm

    Meh — too busy this year. I think I have at least one from last year, though. Feel free to add ‘em if you got ‘em!

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    Artemis December 22, 2011 at 11:19 pm

    Temperance and Hagar… :/

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    Catherine December 23, 2011 at 6:43 pm

    I’m back to add a name I think will top your list forever:

    Nyan. My sisters friend, Jhayahh (pronounced J-i-uh, Who on several occasions has critisized MY name)’s parents named their new daughter Nyan. AFTER THE NYAN CAT VIDEO. This is getting out of control…it’s a child, not a cat with a pop tart body. Jesus Christ.

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    Ergo Nomic December 26, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    I hate the name Stella…it seems to be a big hit in hollywood.

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    Shea December 28, 2011 at 2:46 pm

    Please add the name Avery, it’s just a fucking stupid name.

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    Artemis December 29, 2011 at 11:05 pm

    I’m serious about Temperance; my cousin nearly named her kid that but a friend of hers stole it first. Think about it: TWO people wanted to name their daughter Temperance! It means abstaining from alcohol, so you know the kid will become an alcoholic, and it’s just so damn UGLY! Actually, it’s three people, since I saw a little girl on Toddlers and Tiaras named Temperance too! IT’S HORRIBLE; ALL OF US TOLD HER IT SUCKED AND SHE DIDN’T LISTEN!! All I can say is thank god she has a friend with horrible taste too…

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    Clint BeastWood's Dad December 30, 2011 at 2:22 pm

    Wow these people do exsist. My wife and I just spent about 6 months trying to come up with names for out new kid. We’re both a bit twisted when it comes to most things but we’re also realists. Some of the more scewy names we considered weren’t even close to some of the abominations listed above. Eventually we settled on a names common to both sides of our family. Clinton (her grandfather and my great great grandfather) Edward (her dad and my 1st relative to step off the Mayflower).

    One of the names that were considered that I laught about now: Hunter Maddox – a late night TV ad hunting gadget

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    crab frog December 30, 2011 at 5:15 pm

    Rushodd… yeah. MiaShia, Caler, & DeMario

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    Dorothy January 1, 2012 at 9:17 am

    Ok sorry but my name needs to be added to the list Dorothy come on stupid name….. I have 2 sons and a generic last name so I started with the last name and wanted to give them the middle name of a beloved family member so my first son we knew _______________ David Jones from the beginning then we went through baby name books and just decided on Tyler David Jones did not realize til the end of the year that Tyler was one of the most popular names that year for boys but he has never had another child in his class with the same name… My other son made the add on list of someone that commented too but sorry Ethan Robert Jones sounds good to me and my baby is unique enough without having a unique name… Here is a trend im seeing people cant decide on one name mommy wants something and daddy wants something different so they mix them together know this girl named SHENASHLEY………. I also know a mother of twins who must have thought coming up with 2 names was too hard so she named them Heaven Skye and Neveah Skye…….. There are 3 Kaydens in my sons first grade 2 boys and 1 girl (all spelled different too) My second grader has a Star in his class and a Wally so I think my kids names are just fine Tyler and Ethan

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    Anon-ii'mus January 2, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    Knew a family with four kids. The oldest boy was named Jesse, and the oldest girl was Jessica, shortened to Jessie.

    Met somebody named Enchantress.

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    Aiden January 3, 2012 at 11:39 pm

    I personally think that its great to have interesting and “New” names to an extent of course but i also think that its very rude to put a site up like this. I find it very mean and obnoxious but i’m sure you LemonJello don’t care, which is fine! Just some food for thought to those other people out there to accept others for who they are and what they prefer.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher January 4, 2012 at 6:37 am

    Of course, I don’t care, Silly!

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    Kay January 4, 2012 at 10:40 pm

    My all time favorite name on this list is Tuppence…I die laughing every time I go on; even the comments are great!

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    Kay January 4, 2012 at 11:16 pm

    How about Jephry? Pronounced Jeffery…I work with a dude that has that name.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher January 5, 2012 at 6:47 am

    Awful.

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    Traci January 5, 2012 at 9:36 am

    How do I submit names to this list?? I work with some people and I wonder if their parents loved them at all. My favorite….a girl named Sparkles.

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    Kay January 5, 2012 at 9:29 pm

    I was trolling baby naming sites, and this little gem caught my eye, it was in the mail bag…

    Judith in WII really like the name Pickle. Can I have suggestions for a middle name? I am definitely naming my son Pickle, so only middle name suggestions please!
    Baby Name Genie:I herby warn you that naming your baby boy Pickle would not be kosher. But since you are against canning it, I reluctantly offer you the middle name Dillon.

    PICKLE for a fucking name??!!

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    Sarah January 5, 2012 at 10:00 pm

    I did see a list on yahoo that had the names of the first babies born of the 2012 per state… Pretty shittastic. and great for your site.

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    Artemis January 6, 2012 at 3:36 pm

    Heh heh, “Pickle”…

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    Artemis January 7, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    Here’s a name for you that I just saw on facebook: Linzy. I’ve also seen a ‘Lynsie'; apparantly Lindsay isn’t yunii”’kque enough for mommy…

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    Anawnymuss January 7, 2012 at 8:35 pm

    I know of a baby named Trinity. Like the Holy Trinity. The grandfather is a pastor, and even he dislikes it!

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    John January 8, 2012 at 1:13 am

    Love
    Mercedes
    Walmarta
    America
    People with numbers in their names
    Novelette
    Shaniqua
    Lamar
    DaSean
    LeSean
    Dieon
    Kai
    Rocco and my personal favourite
    Harper Seven

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    Artemis January 9, 2012 at 6:43 pm

    Beyonce just had her kid and named it ‘Blue’…wtf?

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    Kristen January 9, 2012 at 11:50 pm

    Ha! Saw this one at work, customer walks in, he’s Indian, and I saw his driver’s license and I kid you not, his name was Anis Khaku; he said it’s pronounced Ah-nees, but come on, we all knew it was pronounced like anus.

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    Michelle January 12, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    La-a, when spoken is Ladasha. Terrible.

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    Sauron January 13, 2012 at 7:03 pm

    On Thursday I taught a boy named Stalin. Soooo fucking wrong.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher January 14, 2012 at 7:15 am

    Do you teach communism? If so, then maybe it’s not so bad…

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    Anonymous January 14, 2012 at 11:21 am

    these names are totally funny

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    Sauron January 14, 2012 at 11:59 am

    I guess it’s better than Stalyn. Awww, what a cute little genocidal, iron-fisted dictator. Or Hhitlyrr.

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    Artemis January 16, 2012 at 5:26 pm

    ^ Did the parents use the whole “It means ‘Man of Steel’ I’m not a Communist” defence or the “I heard it on the news and it sounded sooooo cool and tough for my son, no I don’t know anything about Russian history” defence? Better Stalin than Hitler I guess (although Stalin was worse than Hitler)…

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    Maya January 17, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    Castleview web babies is overflowing with them in October 2011: http://babies.castleviewhospital.net/webbabies/thumbnails.php?album=15

    My ‘favourites’ are Murcurous (girl), Aceden (boy) and twins… wait for it… waaaiiiitttt… Temperance & Serenity. Eurk.

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    Artemis January 17, 2012 at 10:17 pm

    ^ SEE, TEMPERANCE AGAIN!!! God, I hate that name D8<

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    Shea January 18, 2012 at 10:59 am

    Those are just awful, Maya….those poor children.

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    Artemis January 18, 2012 at 10:05 pm

    Oh my god, just saw these two on Toddlers and Tiaras: Isys (pronounced Isis) and Saliz.

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    Casey Kahlenbacher January 19, 2012 at 7:36 pm

    Toddlers and Tiaras are chockful of awful names. My friend’s wife just recently named their child Bayleigh…I then told them about this website, needless to say, I haven’t spoken to them in a while

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    Artemis January 25, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    Bayleigh? Ew, I wouldn’t name my dog Bayleigh :/

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    Lauren January 25, 2012 at 8:40 pm

    I’ve seen an employee with a name tag that said, “La-a”

    As in LaDasha.

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    ajb January 27, 2012 at 2:47 am

    “Brody” or “Cody” annoy me. Brody means “ditch” in Gaelic which is also a reason not to name a kid that. Cody sounds too cutesy and is not a name someone would want to grow old with.

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    MercedesLisette January 28, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    http://www.servicealberta.gov.ab.ca/Alberta_Top_Babies_Names.cfm
    On that site, I have seen:

    Erlghemma (I had to copy-paste this one in, and I have no idea what it is.)
    Felony (I noticed that you have Felon. And this is Felony, a name which was given to a girl. What are the odds that this is Felon’s sister?)
    Mersadez (My name… made worse.)
    Mykaelah (Probably meant to be Michaela.)
    MorningStarr (That is not a typo. Star is spelled incorrectly and squished together with Morning without even the excuse of a hyphen.)
    Lynkyn (Lincoln?)
    Aireeannah (Ariana, bbut the leettters apppear to havve bbred wwhen heer parrents weeren’t llooking.)
    Draedyn
    Gracen (Grayson/Greyson?)
    Jerzeigh (Jersey?)
    Kayzen

    And there are worse ones, trust me. Plus, some of these tryndee names were hyphenated with totally normal names like Anne and Rose. It creates a very weird effect. On one hand, they’re spelling it correctly. On the other, they could at least be consistent with tryndee spellings.

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    Nadia January 29, 2012 at 7:04 am

    My friends name is… Dennise

    And he’s a boy!

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    Kathleen January 29, 2012 at 7:24 pm

    I over heard some asshole in a bar saying she would like to name her first kid after her maiden name, her maiden name is Brogan…wtf

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    Diana January 30, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    My neighbours named their baby “Jersey Girl”. It is a little girl and yes that is her full first name.

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    Artemis January 30, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    “Brogan”? It’s like the love child of Brady and Logan…ew!!

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    Hiawatha Mandaleigh Smith January 31, 2012 at 1:59 am

    Willissa
    Wrex
    Xylia
    Shanterious
    Russtin
    Oval

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    Kathleen January 31, 2012 at 11:44 am

    I’m just gonna throw logic out the window and name my child Asshole.

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    AJ February 1, 2012 at 10:46 pm

    I know a girl named Sade..and it is pronounced “Shar-day.” It pisses me off just looking at it! Also, I know a Tequilla, Bacardia, Cash, Remmington, Rhett, and Kemontrae.

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    Matilda February 6, 2012 at 8:36 pm

    Please add Easton, its a sporting equipment brand, not a name for your kid.

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    Anawnymuss February 7, 2012 at 12:51 pm

    A friend omine on Facebook just announced the birth of a relative. The little girls name? Alyzabeth. Like Elizabeth, but more retarded.

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    Ralph February 14, 2012 at 6:44 pm

    It was mildly annoying being called Ralph and Ralph IS a real name. Here are five for your collection, a Mykah, an Iasha, a Taylen, a Kyan, and, most awesome of all, really proud to have found this one, on a checkout chick in a supermarket…

    YLYSHY! Mispronounced, presumably, ‘Alicia’ or suchlike. She’s probably glad to work in a supermarket after spending her pubescent years as a poledancer/stripper…

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    Tracy February 15, 2012 at 8:00 am

    Milyn – a combination of the fathers first name (Michael) and the mother’s middle name (Lynn) – worse part of it – it’s a BOY!! Poor kid.

    I once new a woman named Princess. As if that wasn’t enough, she married a man with the last name Cherry. Princess Cherry!! Priceless.

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    PollyPrissyPants February 16, 2012 at 1:59 am

    People who are stupid name their kid Anastacia.
    More fucking stupid, made up names: Blivian, Candra, Cordarius, Lacques, Lethan & Skymond.

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    -suppressed- February 16, 2012 at 3:18 am

    Ooh! Now in New Zealand there is actually a Member of Parliament (that’s like “senator” for Americans) called …. MOJO! Yes, Mojo Mathers. I am quite proud of her because a: she didn’t suicide with a name like that, and b: she has an honours degree in mathematics. Everyone else in New Zealand is proud of her because she’s stone deaf and has thus made parliamentary debates much more amusing. Sigh…

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    Qrystyn February 16, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    Stupid name, hot off the press, Jason Bateman just named his new daughter, Maple.

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    Sandy February 16, 2012 at 10:00 pm

    I know a family with a son named Holden Hiscock. I think that’s about the worst name ever.

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    Qrystyn February 16, 2012 at 10:15 pm

    Oh and I forgot another one, Robert Downey Jr’s new kid, Exton.

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    Artemis February 17, 2012 at 11:28 pm

    To be fair, Anastasia is a real name, just very Russian.

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    KD February 19, 2012 at 11:31 pm

    I have 2 cousins who named their daughters Ryella and Kenadie
    Then I just learned that friend of a friend has twins and named them Jozlynn and Skylynn

    I mean seriously?

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    Nadia February 22, 2012 at 8:44 am

    Kay. Just got this one… This is one of the students of my English teacher’s name : Gavryella.

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    Captain Obvious February 23, 2012 at 12:51 am

    I think “Desiree” should be added.

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    Kara Dee February 23, 2012 at 7:19 pm

    Yup, parents named me Kara, pronounced Car-ah.. yet my entire life I’ve been called Care-ah. Oh and cant forget a friends father use to call me Truck-ah.. classic right? Have a husband named Edward middle name Anthony.. Simple enough I suppose.. and we have to little ones, Damian and Laylah.. yes Im guilty of putting the un-needed H at the end. xD

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    -suppressed- February 24, 2012 at 9:06 pm

    I think I have a winner, born just two weeks ago, Lewsea Jewdith! Probably named in part for Miss Lawless of Xena fame (whose parents could spell). Some day the poor girl will envy the relatively normal if nearly as trashy “Kayla” who was next in the Births column.

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    anon February 29, 2012 at 11:15 am

    I know of
    -Molly Mayo
    -Emma-Leigh
    -Madelyne
    -Vimukthi(Not sure if this is a stupid name, it could be common in Sri Lanka)
    -Urzula
    -Kazia(pronounced Kay-zee-uh)
    -Tierney
    -Hayleigh
    -Tiphani
    -Scarlet Yiddette(sister to Emma-Leigh)

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    lady danvers carew February 29, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    I know an Abiyy, pronouced Abby–already commented on this, but it’s particularly awful. Also, a Wimberly, and a Knight Champion.

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    Brenda March 2, 2012 at 4:50 pm

    My cousin named her kids Amerakiss, Hezekiah and Malik. I know that Hezekiah is biblical but seriously I wonder what she has against the other two.

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    Lostnomore March 13, 2012 at 1:00 am

    Here are some I’ve heard of: Cue (girl), Davs (boy), Dax (boy), Gunnar, Rowdy (boy), Remington, Sade (boy), Sheriff, Zane (boy), Zari (girl).

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    Colin March 21, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    I grew up in a town with a store called Ja-Ne-Ya named after her daughter. It was a childrens clothing store.

    Ja-Ne-Ya, pronounced Ju (as in Jug) ney (think ponies now) yah.

    I always thought that one was dumb.

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    Melissa March 24, 2012 at 8:03 am

    I seriously HATE it when idiots think it’s “creative” to use LAST names as first names. It’s fucking stupid.
    1. Hunter
    2. Collins
    3. Fields
    4. Burns
    5. Taylor
    6. Wright
    7. Aniston
    8. Any form of Makenzie
    9. West
    10. Worley

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    ellen hazer March 25, 2012 at 8:37 pm

    what about YOUR name. Mister ” lemonjello” Why dont you stop obsessing over perfectly good names and work on your own.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher March 27, 2012 at 10:20 am

    Am I to *truly* believe that you think my real name is Lemonjello?

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    SC March 26, 2012 at 5:42 pm

    I didn’t see Caden, which is a stupid name. Then again compared to most the names on this list, naming a kid Caden is closer to naming your kid John.

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    Nunya March 29, 2012 at 10:22 am

    Trayvon… sigh…

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    Rebecca March 30, 2012 at 9:04 pm

    I’ve visited this site a couple times in the past few years actually hoping to find my little girl’s name on here. We named her Story, and not only does it fit her perfectly but we love it. Honestly, I bet people come to this site for name ideas. It’s probably not what you intended when you sit around and bash these people’s names but some of them are expressive and creative. Why not get out of the box? Every name has an origin. I admit that many, many of the names on here I would never consider, and many of them are flat out mean. Hooker? Bad idea. But tons of names on here are totally normal. At any rate, the comments you make are mildly amusing and it’s a good compilation to look at if you’re wanting to give your child an unusual name. I’m hoping that you’ll add “Story” to the list, and expecting that you’ll respond to this comment with something along the lines of how I need a high five in the face with a chair. Bring it.

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    Carla March 30, 2012 at 10:23 pm

    Add “Miracle” to that list. Seriously, I know a girl named Miracle. And she is just as weird as that name.

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    Zach March 31, 2012 at 12:51 pm

    I’d like to add one, “Vajaya”, no I don’t know if I spelled it correctly, but you can guess how it was pronounced in a middle school auditorium by the principal…and how embarrassed that poor girl was all those years ago.

    Just a suggestion, you may want to make some subsections for names that are outdated, real names that are annoying, “alternate” spellings and legitimately made up retarded names.

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    ellen hazer March 31, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    no but i dont think your real name is any better

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher April 13, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    Is that an educated guess?

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    lisa April 1, 2012 at 6:16 pm

    i think TYLA (say ty-l-er) is a really really stupid boy name and so is hairy , homper , brick , axl , mahamid and fumper.they are all stupid boy names.

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    Socorro Aguilar April 3, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    hector martinez

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher April 13, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    I have no idea what this post means, but I think I like it.

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    Darcey April 5, 2012 at 12:06 am

    I know a woman who named her kid after the bottled water Evian!! Which I love is also spelled naive backwards!!!!!!!!

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    Angela April 8, 2012 at 1:05 am

    Wynter, Rowdy, Retunga(I know a girl named this), Styles, Tulina, Tries (idiots), Parysh, Pinky(for a girl no less).

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    Richard April 8, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    I thought Mason and Logan were bad.

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    Cameron April 10, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    Haha, what an idiot.

    Here’s one: Tony Romo named his child Hawkins.
    DUMB.

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    aidan April 12, 2012 at 6:03 pm

    i love the name aidan bitches

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    aidan April 15, 2012 at 11:48 am

    i have a crush ona boy named aidan hymowitz hes so cute and single and hot

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher May 2, 2012 at 12:57 pm

    Please tell your parents to block you from my site.

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    aidan April 15, 2012 at 11:52 am

    whats wrong with these fucking people

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    elizabeth April 15, 2012 at 11:55 am

    ilove aidan hes hot

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    Tami April 18, 2012 at 4:20 am

    One of my friends wants to name her kid Lyris. NOOOOO!! Sounds like a Car brand. LOL!!

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    lagup April 18, 2012 at 7:20 am

    my school teachers son’s name is yogen.i named him tadipuluki,gundu maadu,miin vikkiravaan that is sellfish,talai ulle muulai vaithirukka sonnal saaniyai vaithirukkiran.

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    monica May 9, 2012 at 2:56 pm

    i think these names are ok sure there kinda dum but what ever about it cause if there mom and dad or who ever named then let it be you shouldn’t hate on the name …just don’t hate because its ugly ahaha:)

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher May 9, 2012 at 3:07 pm

    Please, for the sake of everyone, Google “punctuation”, Monica.

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    M.A.C.C. May 9, 2012 at 3:02 pm

    YA Datz my name so wt so ya monica i agree with u how ppl sud nt hate on names cuz it mizzd up…………..lol so dnt hate n dnt hate ur name cuz i like it even if i aint know u k :><3
    u

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher May 9, 2012 at 3:07 pm

    Ladies & gentlemen, I present to you our future. God help us all.

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    Athena May 14, 2012 at 4:58 am

    I know a family that named their kids (one boy and one girl) Candy and Candee. The boy is called Candee. Oh god, I feel sorry for them. They’re twins. The parents are called Zizes and Merry.
    That’s just depressing.
    ~A

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    Shea May 14, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    Haha it’s been a long time since I’ve been on this site, but I have one to add: India, or anything closely associated to it, Indiana, Indy, Indya, Indyah…etc.

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    Richard May 16, 2012 at 8:50 am

    Amyrracle. Real name given to a child

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    Artemis May 16, 2012 at 6:05 pm

    Alycesaundra and Dmitri’Anna- both featured on Toddlers and Tiaras :/

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    Artemis May 16, 2012 at 6:11 pm

    Also, aidan/elizabeth, you need to make a second account if you want to make us think someone actually likes you.

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    CartmanUK31 May 25, 2012 at 12:17 am

    Okay, my step-daughter got her high school yearbook yesterday and oh my god it’s a veritable cornucopia of ridiculous names, those parents should be punished severely, here is a selection:-
    D’Michael
    J’Michael
    ANY OTHER NAME WITH AN APOSTROPHE, PUNCTUATION IS NOT PART OF A NAME PEOPLE!!!
    Queendaje (pronounced Quindasia)
    Traceyonna (especially with a last name which is something Tracey can be ON, which is the case here but I won’t put up her last name)
    There were LOTS more but I need to get hold of the book again, I will be back!

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    Georgia May 28, 2012 at 4:15 pm

    I have a friend who was going to name their child Gus, but at the last minute decided on August!!!? Angus would have been better!

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    Georgia May 28, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    my cousins name is Remi, sort of normal but wait….. shes a girl!!! how ugly we tease her Remi the Rhino!!! :)

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    Georgia May 28, 2012 at 4:42 pm

    Im really frustrated i’ve been looking on all the top 100 names list for my name but of course its not there!!! there are names like Genisis (for girls) but not georgia!!!:( oh woe is me :( :( :(

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    Nadia May 29, 2012 at 8:00 am

    A kid at my English course’s name is “Jellyanshe”. What the h is that?

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    Florida Warrren June 1, 2012 at 10:06 am

    Quote: “Kambrie February 20, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    What the heck is wrong with my name you freaking idots! Sue my parents for being original and not naming me Emily or Mary like the other 99% of the population! You have WAYYYYY too much time on you’re hands to make a site this stupid!”

    What’s wrong with your name is that it’s a stupid name nobody ever heard of! It sounds like a model of Toyota!

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    kandle ramos June 3, 2012 at 12:54 am

    hey all u people my name is kandle. and i happen to love my name.so how do know these kids dont like there names. and if they dont oh well for them they can go get there names changed. and quit whinning, shutup, and move on with your sad lifes

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher June 6, 2012 at 6:48 am

    Hey Kandle – do yourself a huge favor and use the internet to learn grammar first – THEN worry about Googling your name and shit like that.

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    Bram June 3, 2012 at 6:45 pm

    What, no Skyler? I am aware that my name is unusual. it’s short for abraham

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    A Real Mum June 5, 2012 at 5:25 pm

    I came to this site by accident…but now that I’m here I really have to say, you and your “guests” sound like bored brats who need something useful to do instead of insult and offend others as a means of amusement…I agree with what the Pope said, but he said it so much better than you! In your vernacular, basically, ” You Suck!”

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher June 6, 2012 at 6:47 am

    Did he say that before all of his priests were raping these same kids, or after?

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    Mtco June 7, 2012 at 11:19 am

    My aunt is a 1st grade school teacher. She teaches two twins with the names shi*head (shi-thied) and as*hole (asule). Wtf

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    kandle ramos June 8, 2012 at 2:14 pm

    have you people ever herd of the girl named ladasha but her name is la-a im not kidding . her parents spelled it with a real dash. poor poor la-a.

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    Abbey June 11, 2012 at 9:22 pm

    A lot of the names listed are common or use weird lettering. It may be offensive to insult someones name like that.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher June 29, 2012 at 6:14 am

    Oh my go no! You mean I might offend someone?!?!? Holy shit! What a tragedy!

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    Angie June 11, 2012 at 10:08 pm

    A military couple that I knew a few years ago named their daughter, Seattle Rain…not because they were from the area, but because the mother heard a weather report about Seattle rain and thought it sounded nice.

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    bkrox June 16, 2012 at 4:07 pm

    omg these names can’t be real some of them!

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    HB June 19, 2012 at 11:28 pm

    I just saw a name poll in which “Ireland Kindred” and “Irelynn Kindred” are the woman’s choices.

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    Lemonjello's #1 fan June 21, 2012 at 2:50 pm

    You speak the opinion of everyone who is sane, and fight the opinion those who are blinded by the stupidity of names like nevaeh. For this, I and the rest of the sane people on the internet thank you.

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    Lemonjello's #1 fan June 21, 2012 at 2:51 pm

    Forgot the ‘of’ after opinion.

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    Steve June 22, 2012 at 6:39 pm

    I Know a lady that named her kid New York. There are some city names that are OK for people, Austin, Madison, even Dallas, because Alien was an awesome movie, but when you have chosen two word city name it’s going to be stupid as a persons name. Good luck filling out any forms online that have a check for illegal characters like spaces.

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    funnychicky June 24, 2012 at 3:01 am

    here is a bunch of stupid names
    boys;
    copper
    booker
    alfinso
    llyoid
    don
    vole

    girls;
    nelly
    sherry
    takzuma
    tamia
    certnelly the worst surname ill tell you
    wetherl i know someones name and i think who did the idiot parents call them that dir

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    Daniel P. July 2, 2012 at 11:04 am

    all from people i know that i now wish i didn’t.

    Zacky Annalea Smith (girl)
    Blayde Bradley Day (boy)
    Koby Andrew Fooks (boy) and worst it’s a ginger :/

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    Snakecharmer July 2, 2012 at 7:35 pm

    An old room mate told me of a woman who named her girl-child “Pajama.” Apparently, the woman had been in a clothing store and saw an ad/sign/misc reference to nightwear shortly before giving birth and thought it was a beautiful name. After filling out the birth certificate, an attendant asked her how she planned to pronounce the name. The woman answered, “Oh, you know: Paah-jemma. Like it’s supposed to be pronounced.” She was then told that she had named her child after sleepwear. I hope she was thoroughly horrified.

    Love this site, by the way. I’m only into the start of the “E’s” but haven’t stopped yet. I have a cat named “Eroh” (Arrow). Would I name a human that? Nope. Silly spellings and made-up names are fine for sci-fi characters and pets, not people. Keep up the hilariously good work!

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    James July 2, 2012 at 10:02 pm

    I’d also like to add the Names “Talon” and “Kage” (as in MMA fighting cage, but with a ‘k’ to the stupid list.

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    Felicia perplexus July 4, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    Kragen, makenzi, wynetir. Pronounced winter.

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    Felicia crumpet July 4, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    Kragen, mikil, pronounced Michael, and Chauncey are all terible. The thing about unwanted made me really sad. Heres a good one………………….Sausagea!!!!

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    D&T July 10, 2012 at 6:37 am

    My former idiot neighbours have three dandies.

    Mack
    Kwade
    Nyahh

    The last one being a girl. Hope they learn how to fight in high school.

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    Allan July 15, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    This is from thirty years back, but I never forgot. Knew a woman with two boys, one was called Zane, which is silly enough but I’d heard it before, and his younger brother was called Cherokee.
    Parents who choose names like this seriously believe it will impress people, and ought to be sent away for psychiatric evaluation and sterilisation.
    Keep up the good work, Lemonjello.

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    Nunya July 21, 2012 at 2:04 am

    Levitucuz, Kayonna, Daryan (idk if this is supposed to be pronounced, “Darren” or “Duh-Aryan”), Strozier, Swamp, LaQuana, DeWantez, LaKresha(nasty sounding name)

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    FTM dude July 21, 2012 at 10:09 pm

    You think this is bad? Imagine being in the FTM (female to male transsexual) community. You live as a woman for say, twenty, thirty, maybe forty years and then you come out as a guy, and one of the most important aspects of passing as a man is your name. Now Ive been helping these guys for thirteen years (yes Im FTM too) and some of their names are just damn stupid!
    Jackson is fine for a little kid, (actually I really despise that name and any name thats a surname is on my hate list) but for a forty year old man its just going to arouse way too much suspicion! I have an ordinary mans name, and I pass fine. Some other stupid names Ive heard have been Phoenix, Jack (one or two, but everyone?) and everything else beginning with J. I just think, if you want to live undetected, pick an age appropriate name and not something for a child born in 2008

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher July 22, 2012 at 6:36 am

    Fine post, Sir. Very good points indeed.

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    Anonymous July 23, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    I think you should leave names that you don’t understand alone (basically, the celtic/gaelic spellings) because they have no place in America anyway, but are really common in the UK and Ireland.

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    magicalmilkstraws July 28, 2012 at 3:52 am

    the latest of horrible kids names of my peers…yes…all starting with K…ugh

    Kaysha
    Kysa
    Kezden
    Kynlee
    Kaizlee
    Kase
    Kannon
    Kessler

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    Allan July 29, 2012 at 3:59 pm

    The matter of those names invented by African-American parents for their daughters has been mentioned briefly elsewhere on this website. Why they feel the need to outdo each other by making up a stupid name is beyond my understanding. Apparently it has to be something that no-one else has ever heard of, it has to have at least three syllables and it has to end in the letter ‘a’.
    The parents expect to be congratulated for their creativity, when in actual fact they are simply inviting ridicule and contempt.

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    Robbie July 30, 2012 at 6:52 pm

    I find the names Bryson & Grayson highly annoying.
    I was introduced to a kid named Remington… His Mom called him “Remmy”–that sounds worse as far as I’m concerned.
    Saw this little gem of a “name” in the paper recently… Analyssia.

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    joe August 4, 2012 at 10:30 am

    hey u dam idot my sisters name is jessica

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher August 10, 2012 at 6:25 am

    Sigh…

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    Mike August 13, 2012 at 10:53 am

    Any last name used for a first name. It’s quite the rage these days. It’s just stoopid.

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    Allan August 14, 2012 at 7:59 pm

    I would like to see Bob Geldof and his ex-wife Paula Yates declared Patron Saints of Immature Idiots, the title to be held jointly, and in her case, awarded posthumously.

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    Reyna Karolina September 2, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    Some of those names are pretty ok, actually.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher September 4, 2012 at 8:42 am

    Says Reyna Karolina…

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    Megan September 4, 2012 at 8:40 am

    Thank you! I did work study in my college’s enrollment office for 2 years. You would not believe the names I came across. I love your lists and totally agree with you. My name is Megan (the traditional normal spelling) I get so pissed at all of the ‘creative’ spellings of my name. Meagan, Maegan, Megen, Mahgen, Meghan, Magan, Maegean, Meaghan. People the name isn’t Irish or Scottish, research it, stop trying to make it look like it is. The stupid spellings have gotten so common that people are miss spelling my name into one of these horrible varieties all the time. By the way, my cousin (Makayla) just named her baby Lemon. I think I’ll slap her at the next family get together.

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    Hiphopannonymous-ella September 21, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    Lemonjello, I love this read and your sense of humor is fucking fantastic! I took care of a newborn named Amity…technically it does sound pretty, but the association to brutal murder kinda ruins that a tad.

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    Jane Doe September 22, 2012 at 2:03 am

    Davin, Imunique, Ckyler, Marthaniel, Mist, Styshon.
    Big sighhhhhh*
    When are you going to update the list??

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    Queenbead September 23, 2012 at 4:57 pm

    What’s wrong with the name Atticus? Atticus Finch is an amazing literary character. I agreed with all of them except that one.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher September 25, 2012 at 6:31 am

    Just because a fictional character is “amazing” doesn’t mean his name is suitable.

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    Kitty September 24, 2012 at 10:16 pm

    OMG, some of these are almost CREEPY, they’re so weird. Consider these girl names i made up & say what you think (Unique in a cool way or totally stupid):

    Jinx
    Zenna
    Mari
    Evan (or Evanni)
    Phoenix

    A little odd, i know, but there are worse names. :)

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher September 25, 2012 at 6:30 am

    Incredibly bad
    Criminal
    Abbreviated
    Lesser of 5 evils
    A city in the desert

    Please do not have children.

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    Kitty September 24, 2012 at 10:19 pm

    I pity the kid named Awesome. Wow, just wow. My kids will have unique names like mine (Journey) that they can be proud of.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher September 25, 2012 at 6:30 am

    No. No they can’t.

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    Kris Kristy September 30, 2012 at 5:38 pm

    Carter, Cooper, Williamson, McIntyre… I HATE LAST NAMES USED AS FIRST NAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher October 2, 2012 at 6:23 am

    Agree 100%

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    Anon September 30, 2012 at 6:38 pm

    A friend of mine’s sister was a pre-k teacher and she had kids named Twina and TwinB ( tina and twinba) mother was too stoned so she thought the hospital named her kids for her.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher October 2, 2012 at 6:23 am

    Not true.

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    Helen September 30, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    Margarita. I know 3 girls named Margarita. Guess what their fave. drink is.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher October 2, 2012 at 6:23 am

    Anti-freeze?

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    Helen September 30, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    SnowWhite was my best friends name in 3rd grade.

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    Wilford October 5, 2012 at 7:42 pm

    The most awesome name ever

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    Kristina October 9, 2012 at 5:04 pm

    I came to this site because when I looked at my daughter’s Kindergarten class list, I was blown away by how many names have y in them for no reason and how every girl’s name sounds like a Disney Princess to be.

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    Vicki October 10, 2012 at 8:46 am

    The is an Ailsa (Ale – suh) in my son’s class. She was named after some Scotish island where they mine marble that or Be-Ailsa-bub.

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    Vicki October 10, 2012 at 8:56 am

    The = There
    Sorry

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    pearl October 13, 2012 at 8:07 am

    Scott’trella

    my daughter had a classmate with that name, I was so puzzled and thought my 5 year old was spelling it wrong..nope, that’s the way she spelled it…poor kid, she’s a very likable little girl, guess its not her fault is it?

    Scott’trella (geez)

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    Peter October 18, 2012 at 10:23 pm

    There’s a freshman at my school named Wednesday. Funny, she just got in a fight recently I wonder why lol

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    Georgia October 27, 2012 at 4:56 pm

    I have the worse name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    T-A

    thats it…………….

    its pronounced
    ta (dash) a

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    Bad Axe October 28, 2012 at 9:37 am

    Somehow Jarhka=Jericha.
    Then how about: Arvelester, Jhonsatin, Shalovel, Shanatha & Truly.

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    Daddy Warbucks November 7, 2012 at 12:44 am

    Candis (Candace), Britnye (Brittany), Adham (Adam).
    Jamye, Shellye… WTF is up with all the “ye” ending names?? It doesn’t even make sense.

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    T November 11, 2012 at 11:31 pm

    Ja Ne’t. Saw it on a commercial.

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    Jen November 16, 2012 at 4:00 pm

    What about Gavin? Ughhhhh, enough already with that stupid name! And what about people who name all of their kids almost the same name- Ryenne, Rylie, Ryder? Or twins with the same initial- Greyson and Griffin, etc? So stupid. I hate made up spellings too. Your kid is not special because you add an “e” at the end of their name!

    Today a friend posted that they are naming their baby LINCOLN and calling him Link for short. God help this poor boy.

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    Geoff November 16, 2012 at 8:04 pm

    I see Mercedes, but IMO, Lexus is even worse and it’s not on the list. No offense to the Lexus cars, because they are badass!

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher November 28, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    I drive a Lexus, but that’s not why it’s not on the list. I just hadn’t gotten around to it.

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    James November 27, 2012 at 10:10 pm

    When I was last in NZ there was a story on the news about parents who wanted to name their kid 4REAL (as in Mother: “I’m pregnat”; Father: “For real?”). Luckily the NZ government wouldn’t let them use a number as the first letter in the name, so I think they went with FORREAL, which is only slightly worse.

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    fajdlk November 28, 2012 at 10:51 pm

    Why isn’t “Apple” on there?

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    Jane November 29, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    Many of my friends have named their children after consumer brands, which drives me bananas! Here are some examples: Hurley, Harley, Nixon, etc. Other friends are obsessed with celebrities, naming their kids Beckham or Navy (a color like Beyonce & Jay Z’s baby Blue). Furthermore, so many mothers want to name their kids something “cute,” like Tylie or Tobby. Sorry to break the news, but kids stop being “cute” around the age eight and these names are no longer appropriate.

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    Anonymous November 30, 2012 at 3:14 am

    I worked with a girl named Carnita.

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    Ethan December 11, 2012 at 10:03 am

    Scott is the stupidest name alive! I absolutely hate it!! Why would anyone name their kid Scott. If I was a Scott I would change my name. It is by far stupider than any of these names!

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    Patiniquia Shawntaynayla December 16, 2012 at 10:36 am

    The name that makes me the most angry is Aquanetta. There is some lady, I don’t know who she is, she’s in politics and this is her name. Sooooo, your mom saw a can of hairspray on the counter aaaand….it’s ridiculous and makes the mom seem incredibly stupid. I’m pretty tolerant of unique names like Suri or Madison or Aiden. I even kind of like Pilot Inspektor, lol! But Apple? Lame. And that Horse Dick name, geez. I don’t mind the creativity, I think they start to bother me when the person doing the naming seems stupid.

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    Baseball lover December 24, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    She named her kid Gryffyn…. I need smarter friends

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    Gary December 25, 2012 at 12:16 am

    Someone I knew years ago named her boy Pirate. Google “a boy named Pirate” and you’ll see the forum where she asked others their opinions – pretty much universal that it was a horrible mistake. What the fuck is wrong with these people? I know another dipshit who named his boy Kayden or Kaiden or some such shit. There should be a waiting period before naming kids (like buying handguns) to give these douche bags time to realize their douche baggery.

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    Lori December 27, 2012 at 9:01 pm

    Jamayka=Jamaica
    Shufoin, Silynse, Klintel, Teraneh, Tamnesha and Shahara.

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    Ms. December 29, 2012 at 9:25 pm

    As a teacher, I have come across some shocking ‘names’.

    Xanadu (next they’ll be calling them Pandora)
    Jeht (the silent ‘h’ must be very important)
    Daneeka (no comment)
    Taneekah (see above)
    Alida (pronounced ‘a leader’)
    Tyneisha (pronounced ‘tye-neeeeeeeeesha’)
    Deklan (ugh)

    But my all-time favourite would have to be…

    Yzabellah-Roaz (pronounced ‘Isabella Rose’)

    Sigh.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher January 2, 2013 at 7:31 am

    Does Xanadu roller skate into class wearing a satin jacket?

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    Ms. December 29, 2012 at 9:27 pm

    I forgot some!

    T-Ka (pronounced ‘ta-dash-kwa)
    D’Troit (Michigan ftw!)

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    susan ford December 30, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    Vegas. I actually know a woman who named her son Vegas. He is about 10 years old now and destined to be a pimp or a bouncer in a strip club.

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    Jennifer January 2, 2013 at 10:41 pm

    As a teacher, I always have some “special” student names….

    She’Pray
    D’Ominique
    D’Ivorie
    D’Angelo
    Princess
    Angel (girls and boys)
    Shovane
    Marcedes

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    Anonymous January 3, 2013 at 10:58 am

    Lemonjello I seek your council. I’m having a son soon and I want to name him Lucas Ian (last name).
    I picked Luke before noticing how popular its becoming. Apparently its number 9 on the top ten list for boys in America.
    Last thing I want is for him to have some fagot trendy name. Some of the names on your list would have been alright in my book if they hadn’t been used by a thousand people and there shitty kids this last decade.
    Whats your opinion? Will the name stand up, or is going to be ruined by every one else using it?

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher January 3, 2013 at 11:09 am

    Tough to say. As it stands, Lucas (Luke) is a fine name. I like it. Any kid named Lucas is bound to overcome the odds of being an awkward nerd, make the football team, inexplicably remove his helmet during his first game and get fucking trounced & become severely injured…but in doing so, earn the respect of all of his fellow teammates – a la Corey Haim in the 1986 teen movie classic, Lucas

    That being said, I had no idea it was becoming that popular. Still, though – I say do it. I have a kid in school and I’ve yet to hear of a Lucas – so the shit ain’t THAT trendy. Yet…

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    Kiana January 9, 2013 at 12:12 am

    i know some named Quiyaan now seriously what kind of parents call there kid this

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    Kiana January 9, 2013 at 3:46 am

    i know some one called ford and what the fuck what gonna come next holden

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    Rachel January 12, 2013 at 8:45 pm

    Here I got one, z’qureia some girl in my second grade class

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    Anawnymuss January 13, 2013 at 11:22 am

    When I was in third grade I knew a girl named Rebel. Pronounced “re-BELL”. The south WILL rise again!

    Also, I detest the name Ainsley.

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    Jeremy January 16, 2013 at 11:55 pm

    Brittlynne. Now there’s a stupid name. Met her mom, too. What a bitch she was.

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    Jeremy January 17, 2013 at 3:29 am

    I also used to work with a french Canadian guy named Parfait. Fucking Parfait!!! In french it means “perfect” but come on! It’s a fucking dessert!

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher February 14, 2013 at 9:51 am

    Agreed. One of the worst I’ve ever heard.

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    Chris Patrick January 25, 2013 at 5:34 pm

    Just saw the name Chole (girl), pronounced Showlay. Seriously, idiots?

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    Chris Patrick January 25, 2013 at 5:36 pm

    Gosh Jennifer, lemme guess what race.

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    Allison January 31, 2013 at 9:27 pm

    Thankfully, my name is safe. However, it pisses me off when people who can spell my name correctly spell my nickname ‘Ally’, ‘Ali’, or ‘Aly’. ‘Alli’ I can sort of understand. But if my name has 2 L’s and no Y, why on Earth would it be those first 3?

    And when I have kids, if I have a girl, I was planning on naming her Loretta. Is that a normal enough name?

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    Eddie February 2, 2013 at 5:22 am

    What a STUPID name Kambrie is.

    Parents should be FINED or IMPRISONED for such ridiculousness.

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    Allison February 2, 2013 at 3:46 pm

    KI mean seriously though, my nickname is spelled “Allie”…

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    Roldi February 4, 2013 at 11:20 pm

    Ha. My cousin told me about these twin sisters named LaWasha and LaDriya. Sad, huh?

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher February 14, 2013 at 9:43 am

    Only sad that you believed her.

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    jenny February 18, 2013 at 11:20 pm

    yestiny is a name of someone i know.

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    jenny February 18, 2013 at 11:22 pm

    yestiny is a name of someone i know, all it is Destiny with a y at the front instead of a d.

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    Ann February 19, 2013 at 12:16 pm

    How about Random? That is the name of a student in my child’s school. Poor kid. Also, there are TWO children named Sincere. One is spelled Syncere. Both Boys. Don’t parents think about how a name will effect the child as they grow up?

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher February 19, 2013 at 1:17 pm

    Random was probably named after his father.

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    person March 10, 2013 at 1:57 pm

    Put Atlas on the list; I know someone who works with someone who named their kid this!

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    henrietta pussycat March 10, 2013 at 7:42 pm

    A guy named Laughfourth. Seriously. WTF

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    Rednaxela March 26, 2013 at 4:47 pm

    my mum seriously knows a dude called …Rock Star…. think the guys parents were on drugs!!!!!
    Was he trying to steal the GTA (Rock star)

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    If only I could March 27, 2013 at 10:08 pm

    Action Jackson is the worst of anyone I know in real life.

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    Mike Thomas F April 3, 2013 at 3:13 pm

    Here are a few more:
    Kayella, Wilhelmina, Willamena, Keiara, Burnherd, Mimi, Monec, Brody, Braydyn, Braiden, Brayden, Ferin, Phronsie, Charity and Chastity.

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    Tempo Ruprecht April 5, 2013 at 5:14 pm

    How about the biblicals. I have three nephews named joseph, jacob, and joshua. I would have preferred jedediah, jebediah, and jehoshaphat

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    Allison April 16, 2013 at 7:31 pm

    Welp, I’ve got a stupid name here for you.

    Kedrissa. Also, Kieffer.
    What kind of parent names their kids that?! BTW, they’re siblings.

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    Preschool teacher April 21, 2013 at 12:14 am

    Where to begin–Abcde (absidy), zendy, rhylie, jayden, jazzar’e, destiny, xhayne (Zane), jayla, chivas, Chasidy, rubi, jasalyn, kysen, heaven, cherish, shai, shy-Ann, sweetie, queen, Princeton, jace, dallin, mady,shaia, Nyah, cayden, azaraiah, aine,Brighton , Ryder, zatraeus.

    There are too few Sam and Ann

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    endahwtf April 24, 2013 at 5:25 pm

    endah only the third world country that is Indonesia would have names like that

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    Mads May 4, 2013 at 1:43 am

    I am a budding author, and to help name my characters, I bought a “baby naming guide”. It honestly suggests “Wolfgang” as a name. Also, “Conception”, “Marquis”, “Westwood”(as in the brand of porcelain), “Che” and “Plymouth”

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    Tsunoba May 9, 2013 at 9:42 pm

    You know what would be nice? If this were separated into male, female, and unknown and/or unisex.

    Mainly because I found this site while I was trying to come up with a stupid name for a fictional character. And I don’t care how stupid it is, I still want it to be gender appropriate.

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    Herp De Derp May 14, 2013 at 10:31 pm

    Siminahgrijah (Pronounced Simina raj hiya)

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    Herp De Derp May 14, 2013 at 10:32 pm

    the gym teacher near where i live is named Yoda

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    mariah May 20, 2013 at 11:32 pm

    Does this stupid name list have the name “Dakotah”? I’m just saying because my big brother is named Dakotah and im wondering if I should call him “stupid Dakotah”,!

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher June 19, 2013 at 2:31 pm

    Yes – you should.

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    Marmaduke May 26, 2013 at 9:22 am

    How about: Allsha (Alicia?), Waitki (this is a guy), Neliaseya, Mist, Nimrod (Yes, Nimrod), Klawaun & Princz. The “name”, Kingston, bugs the shit out of me as well.

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    Mick May 30, 2013 at 5:56 am

    how about all those stupid names that are surnames?
    like Mackenzie, Jackson, Quade etc? What’s next? Kids named Smith, Brown, Jones? Some of the strange names of the kids in my son’s kindy class, Karma, Kreation

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    Allan June 4, 2013 at 5:17 pm

    Long ago, knew of three siblings named Carol, Carl and Chryselle. Aw how sweet (yuck). More recently I’ve been reading about actors with names they surely would never have chosen themselves. I thought Shia LaBeouf was a porn actress ! And Dakota Goyo ? With surnames like that, who needs a stupid first name ?

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    Jimson July 18, 2013 at 7:48 pm

    Please add Airwrecka. We’ve probably seen the video at this point if not here’s the link. This atrocity is pronounced ‘Erica’

    http://www.myfoxmemphis.com/story/20807958/prepster-parents-create-online-support-petition

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher July 23, 2013 at 7:50 am

    You got it.

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    Tess Tickle July 28, 2013 at 1:51 pm

    Boys: Keeth, Judson, Adim, Bronze, Exavion, Royal, Splendor, Zacharae
    Girls: Leasa, Dicy, Cate, Passion, Maple, Golden, Trenity, Uniqua

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    Karen August 1, 2013 at 8:03 pm

    Thank god my name is Karen Aileen. Very practical

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    Jimson August 14, 2013 at 5:22 pm

    Just saw it, Airwrecka was added, Thanks Lemonjello!

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    Stacey Rhect August 26, 2013 at 4:30 am

    Boys: Jaycob, Jaysin, Jaysen, Larinso, Christoppher, Jammie
    Girls: Kymberlea, Mercedea, MyLania, Duadelyn, Bliss

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    Dawn Keebals August 29, 2013 at 10:59 pm

    Darbye, Kymberlea, Mercedea, MyLania, Duadelyn, Machala
    Christoppher, Larinso, Jammie, Jayson, Jaycob, Bliss, JaQuece

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    wog kunt September 7, 2013 at 3:49 am

    Lenny the wog Graziano is a stuipd kunt

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    Rick O'Shea September 11, 2013 at 1:34 am

    Miajames (this stupid name belongs to a bratty little girl)
    Izzalia… pronounced, “Iz-ALL-yuh”

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    skyblue67 September 12, 2013 at 4:33 pm

    I know a girl called Vogue Dior. Very, very classy I’m sure you will agree.

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    Brianna September 15, 2013 at 12:10 pm

    My cousin and his wife named their little girl Jezebel. Ouch!

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    Jimson September 18, 2013 at 6:35 pm

    yes I’m going to go there, Trayvon…..add it please.

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    Lilly September 23, 2013 at 5:05 pm

    Aaeeiia (ay-ee-ah). Mom was proud of the fact that there were no consonants in the name, but it sounds like the kind of sound you’d make if you discovered a flying cockroach in your hotel room.

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    Jaden September 29, 2014 at 2:29 am

    girls: relaya , ayaniii , roe , gillianita , madina
    boys : roen , tila , dolla , josesph , joses

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    Don Keedix September 30, 2013 at 4:03 am

    OOOoohh, Vogue Dior IS very fancy! He/She (you never know these days) should wear a brooch.
    How about: Welden, Park, Random, Chaterrika, Dedrick, Chadrick.

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    Emily October 4, 2013 at 10:50 pm

    I just saw an episode of Supernanny where the youngest child of the family was named Tiny. Seriously?

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    u can call me slurricane October 6, 2013 at 1:20 am

    Hurricane (boy)

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    Grace Jones October 6, 2013 at 1:25 am

    How did the “names”, Solange & Beyoncé, escape this list??

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    Jamesha October 10, 2013 at 6:27 pm

    came across this monstrosity when I was browsing the web for funny pictures….
    Ya’Hyness
    http://humortrain.com/post/63576461320

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    Chloe October 13, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    My name is not stupid, in the 1990’s Chloe wasn’t even common. I HATE THE MEDIA.

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    Suppressed October 15, 2013 at 8:59 pm

    I’ve got some terrible news: The contagion of retarded names for babies has spread to Canada…

    Really sorry about this Lemonjello!

    http://www.servicealberta.gov.ab.ca/pdf/vs/2012_Girls.pdf

    The first page alone is a maul of misnomers. Actually, what IS the correct collective noun for a group of retarded baby names? An eyeroll? Ooh! A indiscrimination of retarded baby names! An error of retarded baby names?
    Ha! A clusterf**k of retarded baby names! Got it.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher December 6, 2013 at 11:01 am

    NOOOOOOOOoooooooooo…..

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    Ray Beez October 24, 2013 at 4:45 pm

    Montrenique
    Kidy
    Bryshawn
    Bertonya
    Squirrel
    Shadamecia

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    Anonymous October 25, 2013 at 7:01 pm

    CLOE IS NOT A DUMB NAME.

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    Lesley December 17, 2013 at 7:53 am

    I worked with a couple of women, now in their 40’s who’s parents were expecting to have boys, so just tweaked the names. Martinella and Laronda. Martin and Ron…

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    Sparkle Titties December 19, 2013 at 11:00 pm

    Lekeyla
    Shuniqua
    Vasheta (sounds like a vaginal issue)
    Tevins
    Callin (pronounced “Collin”)

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    Anonymous December 21, 2013 at 2:08 am

    This site is stupid

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    Tara December 29, 2013 at 11:54 pm

    Valek. Poor kid. I still can’t help but wince in sympathy for the boy whenever I hear/see the name…

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    Jane January 2, 2014 at 4:10 pm

    My two classmates had sons this year. One named her boy Knox. The other named her son Axis. I wanted to punch them both.

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    Jane January 2, 2014 at 4:14 pm

    My two classmates had sons last year. One of them named her son Knox. The other named her boy Axis. I wanted to punch them both.

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    Little Miss Muffett January 3, 2014 at 6:40 pm

    Natealee pronounced “Natalie”
    Charquisha
    Shabazz
    Like
    Michlynn
    Clarrissa

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    Jessykkuuhh January 10, 2014 at 12:53 am

    Saxxon, Jenesis, Knorra, Dreamer, TeeJay, Cullus
    Then there’s: Tevins, Davon & Ellic (all sound like some sort of speech impediment)
    Drue(Drew), Jerami (Jeremy), Arika (Erica), Zakari(Zachary), Leslye(Leslie).
    Amyllia, Clarrissa, Elleen–Why add the extra letter??

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    Fonda Cox January 16, 2014 at 10:39 am

    Ehron
    Aric
    Alvontey
    Don’t’l
    Jasmyne
    Wynee
    Laques
    Allezean
    Dalemekio

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    Amy January 21, 2014 at 9:06 pm

    I knew this guy named Eriq. And also, my friend was named Ameryn. She knew this girl named Eva, but her name was pronounced Ava. There are so many other stupid misspellings like Catlun, Geaxon (jackson), Eriq, Braedin, and Tylir. Get a grip people! Naming your kid Eriq doesn’t make you better than all the other Eric’s, Erik’s, and Erick’s out there. People are trying to be creative, that’s okay. But they’re going too far.

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    magda January 27, 2014 at 9:11 am

    how is Magda stupid? hahaha you have no idea about names and where they some from. Magdalena and Magda are two different names in Poland. EDUCATE yourself and then judge when you have some knowledge about it

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher February 26, 2014 at 10:41 am

    Okay – I went and educated myself. And guess what? Now I think Magda is even MORE fucking stupid than I did before. Thanks for enlightening me!

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    Lydia February 5, 2014 at 6:56 pm

    Hey Lemonjello (luh-MON-juh-loh), did you know you have a twin brother? Orangejello (or-ANJ-ell-oh). My mother actually met them.

    Other names:
    -Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii
    -Angelico Fuchs (Soccer player, headline read “Angelico Fuchs off to Brazil!”
    -Ima Hogg
    -Dick Trickle
    -Mike Litoris
    -God’sgift Achiuwa
    -Harry Beaver
    -Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop
    -Major Dickie Head

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    Domi February 10, 2014 at 6:38 am

    I have a friend who- no joke- plans to name her kid Pickles, after the Metalocalypse guy. Pickles the drummer. I told her to go fuck herself and give her kid the chance at a future.

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    Isabel Rose February 23, 2014 at 10:11 pm

    I’m glad my name isn’t Kayleigh or Jessycaugh but I’m also glad it isn’t Mary or Anne. I think my name is just the right combination of uncommon and classic. I don’t think everyone should name their kids John and Jennifer, but I also don’t think they should go for the “Diamunde” or “Speshull”

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    Magda Tuppence March 2, 2014 at 3:22 am

    Keahmiee, Tourea, Trampis
    Khrystian, Cebastian, Jashon

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    vanessa March 11, 2014 at 3:08 am

    i have a friend called EEVEE oh yeah pocket monster name (pokemon)

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    vanessa March 11, 2014 at 3:11 am

    one of my friends are called eevee omg!!!!!!!!!! pokemon name

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    Charles March 16, 2014 at 4:06 pm

    Just thought I’d mention this Stupid name I came across way back when I was in High School. Windy That’s right, one of my classmates Hippie parents named her after the song. I’ve searched for her by that name since and no hits. She must have changed it to Wendy as soon as she graduated like she was threatening to.

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    No April 11, 2014 at 7:46 pm

    Jesus, m night shymalan yomama and baythslts

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    No April 11, 2014 at 7:49 pm

    Shovanus is stupid.

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    Mayor McCheese May 21, 2014 at 11:04 pm

    Shalamare, Biranda, Danayjha, Robbyne, Shereatha, Javencia, Jemaure

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    Bilbo May 24, 2014 at 8:17 pm

    I have some stupid names
    .Andre
    .Mia
    .Zach
    .Ty’reek
    .Samuel
    .Mekhi
    .Alexis
    .Anika
    .Kelsie
    .Todd
    .Don
    .Gabi
    And, Jai’quan.

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    Bilbo May 24, 2014 at 8:18 pm

    some crappy names are
    .YOURname
    .
    .
    .
    .
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    Anonymous June 1, 2014 at 4:28 pm

    How about La-a? (The dash don’t be silent.)

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    Jess June 5, 2014 at 7:39 am

    I knew a family whose children were named, Rose, Rose-Marie, and Thorn.

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    JaNN June 7, 2014 at 5:39 am

    People we know called their child ‘Nero’. Naming your child for the craziest Roman emperor ever is terrible enough, but in the playground he’ll always be a ‘zero’ as well… poor soul!

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    Jason A June 11, 2014 at 9:26 am

    A few years ago in NC I was reading the names of the local high school graduates and ran across some good ones, but the one I remember was Latrina. I can only imagine the parents must’ve never heard of a dirt toilet!

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    Chris June 11, 2014 at 4:22 pm

    a couple more….these are real names;

    Jerame (pronounced Jeremy)

    Tyanada (???????????)

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    Noname June 12, 2014 at 10:10 pm

    I used to be the Registrar for a school and came across some pretty screwed up names. This one took the cake: Shamu (girl)

    Swear to god.

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    mike June 26, 2014 at 9:10 pm

    Lana…spell the name backwards…also naomi

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    darryl June 26, 2014 at 9:16 pm

    What about cumisha?

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher July 1, 2014 at 8:34 am

    Going in one of our books, Darryl. Good one.

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    mike June 26, 2014 at 9:18 pm

    Best names…naomi and lana. Spell them backwards!

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    Le-A July 2, 2014 at 3:14 pm

    It’s pronounced “Ledasha” because according to the mother, “the dash don’t be silent.”

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    Charlie July 5, 2014 at 7:55 pm

    I shit you not, I just saw an Audio on the Castle View hospital website(born back in March). That kid is destined to be a couch potato if you ask me.

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    Charlie July 5, 2014 at 8:02 pm

    Oops, Born back in January, not March. I know you check that site periodically, but you really need to do it check it again, the shitty names just keep piling up.

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    Clarissa July 7, 2014 at 1:18 am

    I love you. I will buy the book. I will read it on sleepless nights. And I will laugh and laugh.
    Here are two I loathe: Jeigh. I assume that’s Insecure Mommy Speak for Jay. And a woman I worked with loved her so-special name: Tiphanie. Yeah, tummy churning!

    They won’t stop!!! It just keeps coming.

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    Karma July 9, 2014 at 2:53 am

    WTH is wrong with Karma? I see something wrong with all the made up names that mean nothing and an automatic trip to the garbage bin when these kids grow up and seek jobs!

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher July 9, 2014 at 9:31 am

    What’s wrong with Karma? It’s a fucking stupid name. Hence the inclusion in the Stupid Kid Names list. Sheesh…do I have to spell everything out for you?

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    Anonymous July 15, 2014 at 11:13 pm

    all the first supposed to give me the stop talking about my cousin her name is Isabella her nickname is Bella you need to shut your mouth now

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    Nunya July 20, 2014 at 12:39 pm

    girls: Jamayka, Mashell, Rabecka, Lovelyn, Avis, Geanell, Clyesha

    boys: Aeron, Early, Beandre, Rayeon, Jaired, Dakoda, Aharon, Pervis, Jerade, Levester & Punkie. Yes, PUNKIE.

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    Chris July 23, 2014 at 7:17 pm

    Kable-
    Yes, someone actually named their son this…….what the hell is wrong with people?

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    Gimothy July 25, 2014 at 5:44 am

    Some awful names of people in my sister’s class:

    – Chanyllah (pronounced “Shanelle” or similar)
    – Cydny (like the city, but spelled by retards)
    – Thennis (a girl’s name, pronounced “Denice”)
    – Hans Olo (like, how sad can it get?)
    – R’andah (boy and girl both named that ;__;)
    – Spydre (pronounced “Spee-dray”)
    – Christmas
    – Chanukkah
    – Brandyn
    Yes, those are all in one class.

    Other names I heard and think are terrible:
    – Tiffany or any other possible spelling (like Typhaney, true story)
    – Jamien, Damien, Damian, Jaymien, Shane, Dane
    – Krystyn, Krystal, Krystel, Krysten or the like
    – Jayden, Jaden or the like
    – Dannial (instead of Daniel)

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher July 25, 2014 at 7:25 am

    Wow – great stuff. Book material.

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    Jaden September 29, 2014 at 2:38 am

    why is jaden bad gimothy

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    Gimothy July 27, 2014 at 2:11 pm

    Update: found out there was someone in my sister’s class named “Hay-Lin” (I have no idea how to write it, so here’s a list of possible spellings, all terrible:)
    – Hay-Lin
    – Haylin
    – Heylin
    – Halin
    – Hay-Lynn
    – Hay-Linn
    – Halynn
    You get the idea. Gross.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher July 28, 2014 at 10:01 am

    Good god.

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    Shea July 30, 2014 at 4:38 pm

    Here’s another one, I realize it’s a character from True Blood and that should just stop there, Alcide. Overheard some idiot I work with saying she was going to name her son that, well luck her and her fiancee broke up, saved the potential child from a dumb name.

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    miecepants August 2, 2014 at 12:34 pm

    Sisinelly (I haven’t the slightest clue how to pronounce this), Jesaray “Jezz-Uh-Ray”
    Brezanae “BrEE-Zuh-Nay”

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    TG August 5, 2014 at 7:05 pm

    Agreed with the post about Chloe- won’t probably name a daughter that, but wtf? This list has some legitimately bad names (Kyden) on it, but why are Linus and Sojourner on it? These are a couple of historically significant names? What if I’m a science guy and want my son named after Linus Pauling, the creator of the taxonomy of the Animal kingdom? Or if I’m a progressive black (or anyone for that matter) couple and want my daughter named after the early feminist and abolitionist Sojourner Truth? This list is on the right track in many ways, but seems woefully ignorant of legit historical names.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher August 6, 2014 at 7:47 am

    But wait – the name Chloe is mentioned in the Bible and is the real name of Nobel prize winning writer Toni Morrison (although she was smart enough to ditch that shit). So by your reasoning, you have to like Chloe as well, no?

    Linus and Sojourner may have done great things, but they did so with shitty names.

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    Diana August 5, 2014 at 9:15 pm

    Not all of these names are stupid.
    Some are quite pretty.

    I worked with drug exposed babies born to using moms.
    The worst I came across was Pepsi, Cocoacola, Sprite, and little Mountain Dew, all delivered to the same mom at different times during her life.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher August 6, 2014 at 7:42 am

    No you didn’t

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    Tim Rongit August 11, 2014 at 9:04 pm

    Daeiouy. Pronounced “Day-oi”… It’s just embarrassing.

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    Jodi :-) August 14, 2014 at 3:03 pm

    I got a name
    Lovejeihnie
    love genie its pronounced like that
    And her middle name is Palexis
    Like Alexis with a p in the front

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    Bill August 18, 2014 at 1:14 pm

    In Georgetown, Texas. a woman named her daughter……
    Shikimuah Vonigue Williams. NO JOKE !

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    Bill August 18, 2014 at 1:15 pm

    Or, was it Shiguemuah. I was too busy laughing….

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    Stanley August 18, 2014 at 6:29 pm

    Saw this in the newspaper….Daxten who is brother or sister? to Brogan and Aspen. Wow, what a trainwreck.

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    Stanley August 20, 2014 at 2:24 pm
    ugh...... September 12, 2014 at 8:32 pm

    just submitted these names to the site:

    damien, tru, xandra, jett, and crissyona. all siblings, 1 father, 3 different mothers………the mother of 2 girls searched the hospital baby names for months to make sure no one else had those names. jett is named after football player ‘james jett’, and the last one was named after a deceased relative but they didn’t want to use the exact name, so ‘ona’ was added. don’t stop paying taxes, you’re funding them.

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    Jane September 19, 2014 at 7:29 pm

    I’m surprised my name wasn’t on here

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    Melinda September 21, 2014 at 8:02 pm

    Has anyone mentioned Herniyah yet? I came across it on a baby modelling competition website (because most of those kids have interesting names). I was trying to use google to find out if it had a special meaning, or maybe it was pronounced a certain way, but it kept coming back with results about hernias. I’d love to know how they came up with that name!

    There is a boy at my son’s school called Jet, his last name is Black.

    A family friend has 2 boys named Zayden and Zahrn. I kept getting their names mixed up.

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    Jaden September 29, 2014 at 2:47 am

    girl: disney , lyndon , happy , polly- , barbie , beana (pronounced be-anna

    boy: karston , lion , yaxton , jaiyedon (pronounced Jaden) Kalen , hairold and hair

    “unisex” : nicki manaj ( yes, i know 2 someones name this) donnaheugh
    tit – tie , taxton

    yes all these kids get bullied

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    anon October 2, 2014 at 11:14 am

    Rosha. Pronounced Ro-shay.

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    anon October 2, 2014 at 11:21 am

    Also heard of a Pajamas. Pronounced Pah Juh Miss. These people have 0 right to produce offspring. Idiocracy anyone?

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher October 2, 2014 at 11:38 am

    Wow. That one is fantastic.

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    Laura October 17, 2014 at 2:16 pm

    Zaxary, Real and Serious! Real people, I’m serious!

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    Lina October 24, 2014 at 1:37 am

    Marcephone ~ Mar-Sef-On-E
    Jewelious ~ Ju-Lee-Us
    Caspian
    Jacksleen
    Hensley
    Hayzly
    Analeice Mitch
    Mirzi Beatrix (Mer-cie Bea-trice)
    Rouelle Faith
    Wilky Mae
    Francesxca Bettina (Fran-ses-ka Bet-ina)
    Fathom
    Zayta
    Yadier (ya-dee-air)
    Melodia (mel-la-dee-uh)
    Ellita (el-ee-tuh)
    Amuny (aah-mun-ee)
    EbonI (eb-uh-nee)
    Carnation (like the flower)
    Isis
    Unity
    Lita (lee-tuh)
    Marianna
    Marciella (mar-see-luh)
    Tiannah (tee-ah-nah)
    Natalya
    Nataia (nuh-tay uh)
    Kyland
    Mikylei
    Hadlin
    Kayton
    Delancey
    Dielle
    Evryn
    Evanie
    Tatelyn
    Laiken
    Zage

    Personally, I hate quite a few of these names with a passion…

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    David November 5, 2014 at 12:53 am

    Hey, this is a great site.
    had a question for you.
    what do you think of the names Torin and Akiko? (brother and younger sister)
    girlfriend likes the names and i figured id get you’re opinion on the bullied/cool name scale

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher November 5, 2014 at 7:37 am

    Akiko?!?! Where in the hell did she get that from? That sounds like the name you’d give to a Siberian Husky.

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    Liz November 8, 2014 at 12:37 pm

    I know twin girls. One is Summer and the other is Cloud.

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    Jennifer November 9, 2014 at 3:38 am

    I know someone called Cale, you say it like the cabbage and I know a larni

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    You will never know November 9, 2014 at 10:50 am

    I have cousins that have named their kids Lukas (his mom, my cousin, is Rebakah), Myla, and Ayden. I don’t mind the name Lucas, but I don’t know why it has a k in it. Any form of Ayden or name that ends in any form of that name is getting annoying. It’s alright name when the kid is small, but when he gets to be 50, it will be a stupid name. My grandma would always wonder why my cosins would name their kids such names. Now I’m doing the samething.
    And I work at a school and most of the names could be on this list. I’ve never seen so many names with apostrophes in them. Or the same name spelt in three different ways. I hate to say this but the unusual names actually are looking normal to me. Is that a sign that I have worked at this school to long?

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    Maybe you're the one who's stupid November 9, 2014 at 11:08 pm

    This list is fucking stupid. Every single word in every single language is “made up,” but some words or names are somehow “stupider” than others? Um, okay. I guess if you’re a 20th century Anglo-Saxon Christian American these names would seem stupid to you, but I truly hope you don’t have any children if you’d actually go through the trouble to make or contribute to a fucking myopic list like this.

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    Lemonjello Redenbacher November 10, 2014 at 9:33 am

    Hmmm…maybe you should look around the site and read the posts from all of the people who have these shitty names and about how much they agree and wish their parents hadn’t been so selfish…

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