Sssst (Dongle Mailbag; All-Time List Nominee)

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on March 31, 2015

This name came up on a school roster. My first thought… Were their parents trying for sound a snake makes or maybe it was “sit”? Nope, I was way off. It’s Forest (4 s t). Yes…Forest…

W.T.F…. I thought Neveah was the stupidest name in existence. I stand corrected.

God damn.  I go through a lot of these names, and sometimes they all sort of run together, but this one definitely goes on the all-time list.

{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

dexxter (not my real name) May 2, 2015 at 6:15 pm

Sssst? You have to be kidding me. Even Forest is a stupid name for a kid, but spelled Sssst? My intestines just climbed up my body and strangled my brain when I read that name.


Father of LLLLL June 23, 2015 at 10:19 pm

Agreed. I’ve begun to find it increasingly cliche when people online say something along the lines of “my faith in humanity has been restored”… Reading these names—and especially Sssst—has challenged my faith in humanity and in my fellow millennials. I’m going to name my child Fievel (from An American Tale), but it will be spelled “LLLLL.” Gawd damn!…


Anonymous April 30, 2016 at 11:59 am

I’m sure LLLLL will be a beautiful child. Thank you for bringing them into this world.


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