Santeria

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on March 14, 2015

So, my brother is considering giving this name to his baby if it’s a girl. I wish I was kidding. His reasoning is “it’s like the Sublime song.” What. The. Hell. Hopefully I can talk some sense into him before the baby comes.

Hmmmm….maybe inform him that Santeria is a religion known for practicing animal sacrifice?  That ought to do it if he has any sense at all.  Hell, even Sublime distances themselves from it, saying right in the song, “I DON’T practice Santeria…”

Yeah, he should probably pick another Sublime song to name her after.  Maybe he can name her Smoke Two Joints or Bad Fish.

(Side note – the lead singer of Sublime died of a heroin overdose.  Is that really what he wants to be naming his kids after?)

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G May 1, 2015 at 5:04 pm

I forgot the best one:
Heistheway White (it’s a girl!!)
Some fundamentalist Christians who are buddy buddy with the Duggars named their kid that.

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