Killian (Dongle Mailbag)

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on December 10, 2014

Do you guys remember Killian’s Irish Red beer?  Does that shit still exist?  Does anyone drink that anymore?

I remember back in the 90s when all of those “red” beers exploded for a bit.  I drank so much of that shit, I pissed rivers of red, blood-like piss for months.  In hindsight, it was a terrifying time in my life.  What with all of the arrests, death threats, unused library cards – and that one lady whose name I can’t remember but her tattooed face on my upper thigh reminds me of her every day.

Anyway, what was I saying?  Oh yeah, that’s right –  Killian.  Killian is a stupid name.

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

Grackle December 16, 2014 at 2:58 pm

I know this isn’t going to affect your opinion of the name, but it’s really common in Ireland.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher December 16, 2014 at 5:28 pm

You’re right it isn’t – just like McKenzie is very common here in America, but it’s a stupid fucking first name.

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Rain December 17, 2014 at 2:02 am

And that’s a Scottish name…or used to be anyway.

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Kestrel May 6, 2015 at 3:48 am

A last name though. Not a first name at any given time. Whoever names their child by some Scottish clan must be pretty stupid.

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dkoek May 24, 2015 at 1:57 pm

you son of a bitch my name is killian you fucker ass I will shove a knife up your ass you son of a bitch ass fucker. go die in a hole you son of whore

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