Wood

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on December 6, 2013

Yep.  Fucking Wood is being used as a name now.  Setting aside the utter ridiculousness of naming a child after carpentry materials – did they not consider the fact that “wood” is slang for an erect penis?   Might as well name him Hardon.

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Hyena of Ice September 28, 2014 at 10:43 pm

Probably named the kid after a surname or something stupid like that.

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Allan Smythee October 11, 2014 at 9:42 am

Better than Boner, but not by much.

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