Messiah

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on August 13, 2013

Well, almost anyway – these people tried to name their kid Messiah but a Tennessee  judge swatted that shit right out of the air.  Truth be told, I’m against the government intervening in shit like this, but the end result is one less kid with a shitty name…so there’s that.

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SlimJim September 4, 2013 at 8:13 pm

Sadly, there are at least a dozen other kids with this name and the parents this baby are suing to restore his name to Messiah. The video of their recent interview on the evening news is online and you have to see it to believe it — his mother actually hired a lawyer to saddle this handsome, smiling baby boy with this name. If she wins, watch him end-up working in the porn industry…or serving time in a max-security prison.

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J September 8, 2013 at 8:55 pm

I believe the government has a DUTY to step in. I don’t care what people say about their “RIGHTS” to shitty baby names–babies have RIGHTS to not have shitty names, ’cause they’re the ones who have to live with them!!

Names are also, technically, public record. The government should be allowed not to put the dumbest of this dumb shit in its records.

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Jimson September 18, 2013 at 6:03 pm
Geoff September 27, 2014 at 6:25 am

He’s just a very naughty boy.

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