by Lemonjello Redenbacher on August 1, 2013

This was sent to me by a loyal reader.  Actually, I have no idea if she’s loyal – but god dammit she sent it to me, and that’s enough in my book.

Anyway – Keeth?  Are you fucking kidding me?  What – did the parents say, “I before e, except after – or wait, is it e before i..fuck it – we’ll just make it 2 e’s.”







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Alberto August 4, 2013 at 12:40 pm

D’Brickashaw. I am surprised this name wasn’t on the list. Honestly, I wonder how ignorant this pro football player’s parents were to name him what should have been Father Ralph de Bricassart, the character from the novel and TV mini-series The Thorn Birds. What fucking idiots. It’s also someone’s last name. Stupid twits.

Another beauty is Barkevious as in Barkevious Mingo. The football player from LSU. Wow, what a stupid name.


Emily August 4, 2013 at 9:52 pm

I thought it said “Teeth” at first.


Amelia October 18, 2013 at 9:19 pm

Minty fresh! With a K!


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