Schquana

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 24, 2013

Someone sent me this one, and I did not believe that it was a real name.  refused to believe it, in fact.  And then I Googled it, and to my horror, not only is it a real name, it’s all over the fucking place!

I have absolutely no idea how to pronounce this “name”.  If I were forced to have to read this “name” out loud, I’m pretty sure someone would call an ambulance for fear that I was having a stroke.

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laura August 11, 2013 at 3:32 pm

it is pronounced (sha-quana)

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Encyclopedia Brown December 2, 2013 at 4:16 pm

It’s pronounced sha-quana?

Hmmmm that sounds like alittle girl that’s going to grow up to have at least six different baby daddies.

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Callum January 8, 2014 at 1:42 am

What happened to names like Emily or Anne? I wish people would stop trying to engineer these hideous things and actually think about that poor child’s future… It’s almost as bad as Sharkeisha.

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