Spatula

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 11, 2013

This one was submitted by a read, and although you may have your doubts as to its authenticity – have you checked out the rest of the list?  Anything is possible, folks.  Anything.

Sigh…so I guess we’ve been reduced to naming our kids after kitchen utensils to be unique now, huh?  But if you’re going to pick a kitchen gadget, why pick such a pedestrian gadget as a spatula?  There are many more bad ass things in the kid to name your kids after.  Like Grinder.  Or Blender.  Or my personal favorite, Spork.

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Marie September 3, 2013 at 3:43 pm

LOL! Yes, it’s authentic. Friend of mine was standing in line at a check-out counter when the ‘lady’ in front of him said, to her daughter, “Spatula! I got 2 words for you, BE HAVE!”

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Suppressed October 15, 2013 at 8:46 pm

Actually I’d have thunk there would be more kids called Turkey-Baster…

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Amelia October 18, 2013 at 9:23 pm

Spatula, like the things they use in fast food restaurants. Way to set your kid up for success.

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Lindsey May 19, 2014 at 4:53 am

Suppressed, I was just going to say…better than Turkey Baster! Ironically, I’m a lesbian.

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Geoff September 26, 2014 at 11:23 pm

Destined to get married to a misogynist: ” get back in the kitchen, Spatula”

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