North

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 4, 2013

You knew this one was coming to the list.    I’ve said before that I don’t usually do celebrity names, since a) it’s too easy sometimes and b) well, fuck them, that’s why – but this gem was too good to pass up.  What a sensational pile of shit this one is, huh?  And the worst part about it is that we’re gonna have to hear about North West for a loooooonnngggg time to come, because like it or not, somehow her Mom has a knack for staying in the limelight.

I wonder, though – of all the cardinal directions, why North?  Why not South?  I probably would’ve gone with East myself, then if she follows in Mom’s footsteps in 20 years and is fielding dongs on camera, we could call her Eazy-E.

 

 

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Amelia October 18, 2013 at 9:26 pm

Even worse, since the poor kid’s last name was West.

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Tabitha September 15, 2014 at 9:09 am

Why? Because you can say anything you want about that kid, but she’s going straight to the top…. and slightly to the left.

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