You knew this one was coming to the list. I’ve said before that I don’t usually do celebrity names, since a) it’s too easy sometimes and b) well, fuck them, that’s why – but this gem was too good to pass up. What a sensational pile of shit this one is, huh? And the worst part about it is that we’re gonna have to hear about North West for a loooooonnngggg time to come, because like it or not, somehow her Mom has a knack for staying in the limelight.
I wonder, though – of all the cardinal directions, why North? Why not South? I probably would’ve gone with East myself, then if she follows in Mom’s footsteps in 20 years and is fielding dongs on camera, we could call her Eazy-E.