by Lemonjello Redenbacher on November 25, 2011

This is just as unpronounceable as Daryl Hannah’s real name in the movie Splash.

{ 30 comments… read them below or add one }

michael November 27, 2011 at 4:53 am

i went to highschool with a girl named xue, attendance that first day was amazing.


Gnatsgranny February 22, 2012 at 6:55 pm



allye February 29, 2012 at 6:36 pm

my twins (2 boys) so shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

brajdyn kayce mcmiller


brajdyck aide mcmiller


Lemonjello Redenbacher February 29, 2012 at 6:37 pm

Good practice! Get used to telling people to shut up about it – they’ll be made fun of forever. Nice work!


Tina April 17, 2012 at 11:39 am

Allye, Is it pronounced Bray-den and Bray-dick/dyke or Bra-den/Bra-dick? The second name especially lends itself to being teased. Are you by any chance Jewish? Brajdyk is a Jewish surname from Central/Eastern Europe.


Paige Turner (Not my real name) May 27, 2012 at 9:30 am

Huh? I don’t get this! :P


Loki June 11, 2012 at 8:36 am

WTF is wrong with Brajdyn? Just because YOU can’t pronounce it?


Lemonjello Redenbacher June 29, 2012 at 6:14 am

It sucks dick.


Kat July 30, 2012 at 8:53 am

I have some names for you that I think you should consider adding to the list.

I used had a friend who is a speech pathologist that had a patient with the name of Javall. He had a baby brother named Meconium. I strongly urge you to google that term if you don’t know what it refers to.

Schwanette- My dad worked with a student nurse that had that name. It’s completely ghetto and stupid. Shows how much class and level of education her parents had.

My cousin was going to name her baby Damia if it turned out to be a girl. She had a boy. Thank god. She named him Jude.


Samuel August 1, 2012 at 11:34 am

I hate you lemonjello


Lemonjello Redenbacher August 10, 2012 at 6:25 am

Right back atcha!


Catherine August 2, 2012 at 4:37 pm

I met a “Mchartni” some time ago. Pronunciation? McCartney….WTF?


Chlaiera November 20, 2012 at 5:14 pm

Stop criticizing weird and different names! My name is Chlaiera (Kley-yer-rah) and everyone says how beautiful, unique and different it is! If someone has a different name and they saw this, imagine how they’d feel? Condemned, upset, criticized? I’m a Goth so weird is my forte and I think that these names are perfect! So stop this site- it’s offensive, rude and hurtful!


Lemonjello Redenbacher November 20, 2012 at 5:25 pm

“Stop criticizing weird and different names!”

Ummm…no. I don’t believe I will. In fact – I’m just getting warmed up!

Those people are telling you that to your face, then coming here to my site and submitting your name as a shitty one. That’s how people work, Chal, er Chlre, umm – whatever your name is.

So no – I won’t be stopping this site, despite your demands to do so. I’ll keep doing what I do, thank you very much.


LK November 28, 2012 at 12:47 pm

Chlaiera, no need for Lemonjizz to close his den of idiocy; he’s entitled to his opinions and you, in turn, are entitled to call him and his similarly kind-hearted chums a pack of thick tossers for getting angry and frustrated about not being able to pronounce names that take more than 1 second to read. You win.


Kevin (thank god) December 4, 2012 at 2:09 am

One of my (ex) friends recently named her newborn child, wait for it…

Sequoia. Like the fucking tree.


LouHarv December 21, 2012 at 3:27 pm

I hope that these parents realize that their kids will never get a real job. I’m a VP at a reputable company and when I look at resumes I toss the ones with stupid names. I realize that it’s not the kid’s fault that their parents are morons, but I figure the apple can’t fall far from the tree.


John December 24, 2012 at 9:17 am

Chlaiera can be cured with Pennicillin due to advances in Medicine. No need to get upset. The hard part is building up the courage to walk into the clinic and get tested.


Jack December 24, 2012 at 4:40 pm

Any douche bag that names their children with something that ends with ‘den’ is a piece of shit!! You’re setting up these children to be harassed and ridiculed. Get with the program! Also, stop naming your offspring by giving them last names as first names. Dickheads!


Kevin January 2, 2013 at 1:28 am

LOL. I knew there was another tree name! I just couldn’t remember it….so glad another Kevin mentioned it. Add Sequoia to Cedar, Willow, and Juniper! Can’t wait for someone to name their child “Bamboo” or “Fir” (first name Douglas). Jeez, I bet there is a kid named “Spruce” out there somewhere.

I’m thinking of changing my name to Kephyn so I can be on your list…or maybe it is there and I’m not being “uneek” enough?

Again, keep up the good work!


Cathrine April 1, 2013 at 8:27 pm

I wouldn’t call them stupid, or unique, but unusual (which isn’t neccesarily a bad thing). Sometimes, parents name their kids that way so they will stand out in the crowd, which seems to be the norm these days. I am kind of conflicted because some of the unusual names we hear are really pretty. But sometimes, there’s a point where you just have to say “c’mon, how could you call your kid shaniqua, or some random disease or chemical that should be on the periodic table.”


Lemonjello Redenbacher April 3, 2013 at 8:49 am

Honestly, Cathrine – this is one of the more level-headed, well put responses that has ever shown up on my site. Kudos – even if we don’t see eye to eye 100%!


Katelyn April 12, 2013 at 4:37 pm

Why no new posts? :(


Catherine April 12, 2013 at 4:57 pm

I’m a high schooler and I have a seventh grade sister who told me about one of the girls in her grade, “Leelah.” I’m not sure if it’s an extra shitty version of Lilah or Leila or Layla or a mixture.


Jeff April 17, 2013 at 1:26 am

Check out the biggest collection of “unique” names on FB.


Alice July 31, 2013 at 11:24 pm

Some of these names are truly moronic! “Allye” should have thought of what mockery her sons would endure and the embarrassment they’ll inevitably experience when they have to spell out their name. Names don’t have to be completely made up and ridiculous to be unique! There are so many beautiful, classic names that a kid can wear proudly from babyhood through old age. Can you imagine a dignified old man named Brayden or Jayden? No. Look at any baby name book and see all the beautiful names being overlooked for this drivel. Cecilia, Nathaniel, Sylvie, Rowan, Maximilian, Marguerite, Genevieve, Alistair, Edmund – I could go on and on. It’s nice to have a name with a bit of history rather than a name your parents made up, and a name that carries a bit of dignity.


Melissa August 12, 2013 at 4:57 pm

Just what the world needed, another way to spell Brayden.


Lindsey May 19, 2014 at 5:04 am

Jack, not all last names are horrible first names. My son’s name is Bishop and I’ve only had one person (old bag) in almost 7 years say they don’t like it. He looks like his name and I’m neither Catholic nor a chess player. I have strangers tell me on a daily basis that they love his badass name.


Geoff September 27, 2014 at 6:17 am

If it’s supposed to be pronounced Brayden, why not spell it Brayden? Just a suggestion.


Allan Smythee October 6, 2014 at 9:58 pm

Because the parents want to be youneek. XD


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