by Lemonjello Redenbacher on November 18, 2011

Just think of how much better L.A. Law would have been if Corbin Bersen’s name were spelled like this!

{ 10 comments… read them below or add one }

allye February 29, 2012 at 6:31 pm

My son was named Korrbyn and my daughter was named Korbiannah prununciatons:

boy: core bin
girl: core bee onna


Tuckerleigh MycDakota April 18, 2012 at 4:18 am

Needing to provide pronunciations should have been the first sign you’re making a mistake … unless your passive tense means you didn’t provide the names …


Adam Zapel (I am a girl BTW) May 27, 2012 at 9:26 am

I do not get this…


Camero. August 9, 2012 at 9:15 pm

Wow. naming your children basically the same name is fucked up. Corbiannah is a tardo name. The way you spelled Corbin…


just plain jen August 25, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Korbinia, I’m not even dignifying the name by attempting to spell it the way that retard did, is a made up name that sounds about as uneducated as a piece of white trash could. Since the well named, educated whites will always be the hiring managers looking through the incoming resumes, congratulations for giving birth to a cashier for mcdonalds!


Hannahlin October 12, 2012 at 7:48 pm

its my stupid sisters name


La-ah October 18, 2013 at 12:57 pm

This name is the stupidest name you could name a kid


Lindsey May 19, 2014 at 5:14 am

That’s not even Korben (which I do like) in the English language, it’s Kwor-bin. Yick.


Charles September 14, 2014 at 8:16 am

Corbin is a nice name. Quorbyn is a heaping pile of compost that will guarantee this child a job at McDonalds for the rest of his life.


Bob September 27, 2014 at 10:48 am

I don’t accept the premise that Quorbyn is just a weird spelling of the perfectly acceptable name Corbin. ANY variation of this name is really, really stupid. It’s not a name… it doesn’t even sound like a real last name. However, as shitty as Corbin is (and it is), choosing Quorbyn amounts to child abuse. If you disagree, go sniff the bottom of a swimming pool.


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