Hemi

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on November 16, 2011

We have a new redneck name leader in the clubhouse, folks.  In case you don’t know, a Hemi is a type of vehicle engine.  This is analogous to naming your kid Gearshift, Shotgun or Bird Dog.

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Courtney November 16, 2011 at 11:29 pm

Its also a traditional Maori name that is very common in New Zealand

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V8 November 21, 2011 at 11:52 am

That’s great Courtney, but if he lives in the USA he better have “I am a Maori from New Zealand” tattooed to his forehead or else everyone will think he’s named for his dad’s Dodge truck.

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SimpleEnough November 28, 2011 at 10:04 pm

I agree V8! Who names their kid Hemi likes it’s cute in America?!

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Jake Arino December 1, 2011 at 12:04 am

White trash. Plain and simple. It’s like naming a kid ls1 or big block.

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neon5162 December 4, 2011 at 11:59 pm

i think gearshift would be a cool name if your kid was a transformer

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Lemonjello Redenbacher December 5, 2011 at 7:15 am

I totally agree.

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Ralph February 14, 2012 at 7:06 pm

Hemi is a Maori name based on the English ‘James’ or ‘Jimmy’, or possibly ‘Sam’, I can’t remember. The Maoris were a bit short on consonants when the English arrived (but they have truly epic vowel sounds) and the letter J was not yet available. Now that supply has been provided, they are world leaders in the production of Jaxxons, Jaycyns and Jaykubs.

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Adelaide July 1, 2012 at 11:25 am

Ummm my step sister is from Korea and is named Hemi.

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Sybia July 18, 2012 at 4:29 pm

no one cares ralph

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Camero. August 9, 2012 at 9:21 pm

Adelaide sounds like some retarded mixture of lemonaide acid and brandy.

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John December 24, 2012 at 9:32 am

Adelaide? An instrument for determining compass bearings? Wait, sorry, that’s an aledade. Look it up Kool-aid man.

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