Atheist

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on November 4, 2011

And his/her middle name is Evolution.

Look – I’m all for standing up for what you believe in, and I am an atheist as well, but this is just fucking stupid. ┬áNo less ridiculous than all of the shitty Biblical names that I have posted on here.

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That's it. November 6, 2011 at 8:16 pm

As a response to the countless Christian though, i’m all for this.

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Anonymous January 2, 2012 at 12:22 am

Your kid is not a political response. Dumbass name.

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mr potato February 21, 2012 at 8:45 am

yeah i dont like grease

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Colin March 4, 2012 at 4:26 pm

I would name my kid God

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Priya April 30, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Watch the kid become a Christian, ha ha…

Dumb parents.

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Fireshark May 5, 2012 at 6:40 pm

BUT IT’S OK CUZ PEOPLE NAME THER KID CHRISTIAN AND STUFF

Seriously, that must have been the line of thought here.

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Helen May 11, 2012 at 6:50 am

Interesting that we wouldn’t even bat an eyelid at someone called “Christian” even though technically it’s just as ridiculous.

ps. love your site, please don’t hate on me for having an old fashioned name.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher May 11, 2012 at 6:52 am

Helen is completely acceptable.

You’re right – Christian IS just as ridiculous. As is Jesus.

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Leah September 5, 2012 at 12:56 am

Christian is another name I hate. Twin brothers might as well be named Christian and Atheist! The RELIGION TWINS!

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Kitty March 26, 2013 at 7:40 am

Biblical names like Sarah and Joshua are different, as they’ve been in use for years and are now seen as just names rather than names of religious figures. Naming your kid Atheist Evolution means you’re turning him into a statement… besides, your kids might not turn out to have your beliefs.

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Poor kiddo... June 15, 2013 at 7:12 pm

Ridiculous. Just as ridiculous as Christian. Imagine if people named their kids Buddhist and Jewish, Islamic and Muslim, FFS, people need to stop naming kids after religion.

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Lindsey May 29, 2014 at 2:03 pm

Their next one could be Scientology.

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