by Lemonjello Redenbacher on October 26, 2011

Do you really want to name your child after the one person in history whose name is synonymous with weakness?

{ 12 comments… read them below or add one }

Anna October 27, 2011 at 6:40 pm

I totally agree people are out of control, however, this is a name in Southern Europe. Achille is an Italian name. He was a Greek HERO of the Iliad. Not a weak man BTW. Although, for myself, I do like weird ethnic names.


Lemonjello Redenbacher October 28, 2011 at 9:44 am

Sigh…never mind.


SimpleEnough November 28, 2011 at 10:15 pm

It’s still sounds stupid here in America!


Anna December 5, 2011 at 12:16 pm

Wait ’til I tell you the other family names( these have been around since the Roman empire) Ippolito(Hippolytus) Consiglia, Plautilla, Piacentina, and Cesedio. I think Newt, Mitt, and Mason are bull shit names. So who gets to decide what’s “AMerican” enough.


Lemonjello Redenbacher December 5, 2011 at 12:20 pm

The majority of Amercians.

And I agree – Newt, Mitt & Mason do suck. I’d say Mason is the least shitty of these – and it’s a tie of knee-deep shittiness between the other two.


Shea December 27, 2011 at 3:40 pm

My dog is named Achilles.


Captain Obvious February 26, 2012 at 12:41 pm

Piacentina reminds me of a Placenta.


George April 5, 2012 at 8:05 pm

I nearly shit my pants. That is hilarious.


John December 24, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Wouldn’t want that kid on my kickball team. The team is only as strong as the weakest link; Achilles heal… Whatever.


Stephen January 23, 2013 at 7:04 pm

It’s strange that you guys are making fun of Achilles, while so many of the true US names are beyond comprehension worldwide. Of course, as a true American you’ll say “who gives a f*ck about the rest of the world” while in the same time you come up with all these weird names for your kids so they can be bullied later. I’ve had a friend (yes, had) who cut me off because I questioned her decision of calling her baby boy Chance. That was 16 years ago. The boy ain’t doing good in school.


Lemonjello Redenbacher February 14, 2013 at 9:49 am

Wait – so YOU criticized someone else’s kid’s name – but I’M the “American asshole” for doing the same? Seems like you’re more of an American than you give yourself credit for.


Bishop's Mom May 22, 2014 at 11:55 pm

Chance isn’t really that unusual here in America. Mason isn’t a shitty name! It’s getting a little too popular for me though.


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