by Lemonjello Redenbacher on September 13, 2011

I shit you not – someone has named their child fucking Cactus.

Wait – what if they’d had twins? ┬áCactii?

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

Anonymous April 18, 2012 at 6:13 pm

just don’t try blowing this kid…


Carlo August 1, 2012 at 11:15 am

Worst name since D/’Brickashaw


Rachel (normal and spelled correctly) December 1, 2012 at 12:27 am

Hopefully this kid doesn’t live in a small town, or moves and can use a middle name or come up with a good nick name


StupidBRAT January 20, 2013 at 12:53 am

This kid must be such a prick.


Herp De Derp May 14, 2013 at 10:33 pm

wtf? rly? ur not kidding…?


Xenerick November 19, 2013 at 4:27 am

Give the kid a suitable nickname like Ripper, or Spike and pack on some muscle, learning to foam at the mouth at times of anger is optional but always helpful for the reputation you’re going for. He should survive the school years and live long enough to legally change his name so he can get a job. Heaven forbid the child being a girl, she is just in a spot of trouble there.


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