Fox

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on August 24, 2011

The fuck?!?!   Now we’re just naming our kids after random animals??  Christ.  Hunker down and get ready for Elephant, Bear and Rhinoceros in your kid’s 4th grade class.

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Jen August 26, 2011 at 12:06 am

Never watched X-Files, didja? (Not that that changes much…)

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Shea January 9, 2012 at 11:44 pm

I’m sure there are hoards of people named Bear…

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Dudicus January 22, 2012 at 10:48 pm

Not that you care if you someone names their kid after an animal in a foreign language. We just aren’t allowed to do it in our own *eyeroll*

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Captain Obvious February 24, 2012 at 10:12 pm

He better be Native American, or there might be a LOT of trouble.

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Alice August 1, 2013 at 10:35 pm

I knew a kid who insisted on being called Fox from early childhood even though that wasn’t his name. Even Mulder didn’t normalize the name because, as he said, “I even made my parents call me Mulder.”

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Bunny September 27, 2013 at 1:49 pm

Srsly, when I was five i wanted to be called Bunny.
Oh well, Bunny it is.

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Christina August 13, 2014 at 4:18 am

Two gems seen on the Maury show: Aquanetta (no doubt the namesake of mom’s favorite cheap-ass hairspray) and Jacques, pronounced: Jah-kwez, of course. :D

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