by Lemonjello Redenbacher on August 18, 2011

Yet another kid named after a booze.   Pretty soon they will cut the bullshit and start naming their kids Vodka, Moonshine and Bourbon.

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Sam August 19, 2011 at 12:29 am

just found this site… funny! got one to add, worked with a guy named Jasmaine, ya thats right, a male version of Jasmine, where was his father??


Lee September 8, 2011 at 4:43 pm

i know an Alize…he’s short, fat, and gay …like his name didnt tell me that already


SimpleEnough November 28, 2011 at 11:18 pm

LMFAO!! I swear I know a little girl named Alize! All she needs is a sister named Vodka!


Ella December 28, 2012 at 11:04 pm

I know a girl who not only named her daughter Alize but spelt it Aalizae.


Anonymous September 7, 2013 at 12:28 pm

Alize??? Why not just go with Elise… sounds almost the same but it it’s a real name and NOT stupid.


Anonymous January 27, 2015 at 7:42 am

Alizé is a french girls name and related to the English name Alice, spelling it Aalizae is a phonetic interpretation of the French pronunciation.


Lemonjello Redenbacher January 27, 2015 at 8:08 am



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