by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 5, 2011

That’s it – the world is ending.  Now we’re just making up TOTAL bullshit names for our kids.  What’s next?  Spazzle?  Boontank?  Skeezle?  Pappy?

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KB July 5, 2011 at 5:13 pm

Really?! Smarfy?!?! It’s like a combination of “Smurf” and “Snarky” – two things you probably don’t want your kid to identify too closely with… I don’t know. There are just too many bizarre possibilities as to how they came up with this one!


D July 5, 2011 at 8:41 pm

I’m hoping it’s a typo and it’s really “Smarty”. Not that it’s a good name, but it would be a funny contradiction like Chastity.


Melissa August 12, 2013 at 8:17 pm

I bet the kids at school will call him Barfy.


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