Magnum

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on May 19, 2011

Magnum is a brand of condom for guys with really big dicks, not a name for a child.

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Colt St. Ides Astroglide May 20, 2011 at 12:33 pm

Once again, you’ve been unfair. Yes, you are right, Magnum is the name of a condom for guys with big dicks. But that’s not the whole story, and you know it. It’s also the name of a common pistol–the .357 Magnum–and a malt liquor–Magnum.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher May 20, 2011 at 12:35 pm

You’ve outed me. I stand corrected ;)

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That's it. May 25, 2011 at 7:51 pm

It is however also the name of a band – and if i may add, they sucked. I can’t stand it when i could have muted them, and still known what the (generic) lyrics are based on the wavings of the vocalist.

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Lol June 1, 2011 at 1:26 pm

And its also the name of those ice creams on the sticks =D

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Amala June 7, 2011 at 7:03 am

What’s worse is, Magnum is slang for penis in Japan. :D

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LOL October 13, 2011 at 8:06 pm

Magnum – the rubber thing he forgot to use. O.O

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Lindsey June 22, 2014 at 5:31 pm

Damn, the Magnum ice cream bars are the shit!

I think it’s a cute name for a dog.

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