by Lemonjello Redenbacher on May 6, 2011

Roll call at “Local Elementary School”, circa 2020:


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devan May 6, 2011 at 4:50 pm

jayden and maddison are in the office, they are in trouble for being dumb asses.


devan May 6, 2011 at 4:53 pm

jayden and maddison are in the office, they are in trouble for being dumb asses. By the way, my sister Kerri, and I have cried due to laughing at this site, my sons name is River Ace, and no, I’m not offended. My fucking stomach muscles hurt. You are awesome


Lemonjello Redenbacher May 6, 2011 at 4:59 pm

I appreciate your compliments, but dammit Devan, you SHOULD be offended. ;)


Steve May 6, 2011 at 5:02 pm

I summit the names “Crews”. ( and its a boys name for a white kid in WI)…but it was a family member so I must remain anonymous


Fed up with idiots May 7, 2011 at 11:03 am

I have just left a drive thru window, and the girl that took my order was named, Singer, I am not joking I almost laughed outloud at her.


Concerned Friend May 14, 2011 at 11:48 am

One of my best friends just had a kid. They named him Braeden. I choked on my burning coffee when he told me the name.
It’s times like this that remind me to name my future son Alexander (Alex).


uh August 12, 2011 at 10:28 pm

I submit the name of a Walmart cashier. Wahkeelah. Smh


Tuckerleigh MycDakota April 18, 2012 at 4:13 am

Perhaps the orphanage named him after the parents dropped him off in order to get a new one.


Anonymous February 5, 2016 at 8:52 am

Pretty much, yeah. I could never be a teacher without flying into constant rages over the sum pieces of shit these kids have for parents.


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