Serenity

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on May 4, 2011

I am posting this name at the direct request of a concerned friend.  She has a friend who is threatening to name her child Serenity.  She is worried that Serenity will become a “truck stop hooker.”

You are right to be worried.  In fact, just last week, my brother Orangello received a handjob in the stall of a Sinclair station by a lot lizard named Serenity.  The rumors are true – the name Serenity will get you nowhere.

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Laura May 10, 2011 at 10:03 am

Thanks, Lemonjello! I’m going to show her this. It really will get her nowhere.

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Louisa June 1, 2011 at 4:20 am

I have a friend who gave her three children all “J” names and whose daughter then named her baby Serinady. Stupid baby names are a topic I love to hate, but I keep my mouth shut so I won’t hurt my friend’s feelings. Still, Serinady is pretty bad. Can’t help that.

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uh August 12, 2011 at 10:30 pm

My friend named her daughter Serenity Heaven and her son Jayden Rayne. Another friend likes the name Heaven Neveah. :/

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Jana March 13, 2012 at 10:04 pm

Heaven Neveah? Are you fucking kidding me? If I ever meet a child with that name I will punch their parents in the god damn face.

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Joelle July 23, 2012 at 4:20 pm

I have one word for you. Syrynyty.
Yes. I know it hurts.

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Leah September 5, 2012 at 1:10 am

I went to school with a girl named Seren. Her name wasn’t Serenity, just Seren.

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Lionel August 15, 2015 at 2:56 pm

I don’t really see how it’s a bad name? None of the Serenity’s I went to school with turned out to be strippers.

Some you people have gutter brains, if Serenity equals sexual worker.

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