I am posting this name at the direct request of a concerned friend. She has a friend who is threatening to name her child Serenity. She is worried that Serenity will become a “truck stop hooker.”
You are right to be worried. In fact, just last week, my brother Orangello received a handjob in the stall of a Sinclair station by a lot lizard named Serenity. The rumors are true – the name Serenity will get you nowhere.