Kroix

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on April 21, 2011

I have no idea where this originates, what it means or if there is only one kid out there with this name, or if it’s a budding epidemic.  I do know, however, that it doesn’t pass the “suck” test.

{ 44 comments… read them below or add one }

Khrap April 24, 2011 at 9:17 am

I has a K and an X, so it must be awesome.

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Schneefers April 28, 2011 at 10:42 am

I’m guessing it comes from the French word ‘Croix’ which means cross…

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Chris July 19, 2011 at 4:45 pm

It sounds like some kind of kids’ building blocks.

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Kroix November 22, 2011 at 8:19 am

You are a bully! Sitting around calling peoples names STUPID. SO… YOU ”NEED” TO GET A LIFE!!! Also just to let you know Kroix comes from St. Croix. St. Croix is also a very beautiful place. You should look it up.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher November 22, 2011 at 8:25 am

Yeah – and fucking Rotterdam is pretty nice too, but I’m not naming my kid that.

I am the anti-bully. If people listened to me, there would be a LOT less bullying in the world. You should look it up.

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Kroix November 22, 2011 at 10:25 pm

Dude just get a life

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Lemonjello Redenbacher November 22, 2011 at 10:34 pm

I am pretty sure my life is much more fulfilling than yours. I have a doctorate, wife, kids, house, nice cars– what exactly has your “life” produced?

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Kroix November 22, 2011 at 10:29 pm

Oh yeah and your the “ANTI-BULLY” when you call peoples names stupid. Did you skip K-8 or did you just skip k-12

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Lemonjello Redenbacher November 22, 2011 at 10:32 pm

It’s “you’re” you fucking idiot. What grades did you skip?

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samaris November 22, 2011 at 10:29 pm

stop messin with my friend kroix because thats a beautiful name and it came with love from her parents so mind your own biz

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Lemonjello Redenbacher November 22, 2011 at 10:33 pm

You’re on my site- you mind your own fucking “biz.”

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samaris November 22, 2011 at 10:36 pm

lemonjello is a dumb name so just stop criticizing other names and criticize yours “ANTI-BULLY”
gosh people are so dumb today

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Lemonjello Redenbacher November 22, 2011 at 10:38 pm

People = you. Lemonjello is obviously not my real name you dumb cunt.

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Kroix November 22, 2011 at 10:42 pm

Lemonjello why are you being so mean and saying bad words to kids. I mean you have children dont you?

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Lemonjello Redenbacher November 22, 2011 at 10:46 pm

Who said I am talking to kids? I see no IDs. Secondly, my kids are more respectful than to attack someone on their own website.

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samaris November 22, 2011 at 10:43 pm

may god bless you and have a happy thanksgiving

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Lemonjello Redenbacher November 22, 2011 at 10:44 pm

God doesn’t exist.

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Kroix November 22, 2011 at 10:44 pm

Oh well this website is making me stressed out so… God bless you, goodnight, and have a happy thanksgiving.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher November 22, 2011 at 10:45 pm

God doesn’t exist!

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samaris November 22, 2011 at 10:45 pm

look just have a happy thanksgiving and dont get stressed

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Lemonjello Redenbacher November 27, 2011 at 7:44 am

I did. And I don’t get stressed – I have a normal name.

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samaris November 22, 2011 at 10:47 pm

plus im not even saying lemonjello is your real name

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Kroix November 22, 2011 at 10:48 pm

well whom ever you respect and love, let them bless you instead.

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samaris November 22, 2011 at 10:49 pm

ps. i know lemonjello isnt your real name duh

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Lemonjello Redenbacher November 27, 2011 at 7:42 am

No shit?

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Kroix November 22, 2011 at 10:50 pm

You’re the one who attacked my name which OFFENDED me. ALSO I AM THE ONE WHO IS THE KID!

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Lemonjello Redenbacher November 27, 2011 at 7:42 am

Then go to a kid site and stay off of mine.

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samaris November 22, 2011 at 10:50 pm

ok but can you plz stop cursing please

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Lemonjello Redenbacher November 27, 2011 at 7:42 am

FUCK no.

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samaris November 22, 2011 at 10:53 pm

srry i kinda said something twice

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Kroix November 22, 2011 at 10:54 pm

OH well just can you pretty please leave my name alone and have a goodnight.

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samaris November 22, 2011 at 10:57 pm

im not trying to be mean but if you are an anti-bully

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samaris November 22, 2011 at 10:59 pm

Then why do you write a blog on stupid kid names?

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Lemonjello Redenbacher November 27, 2011 at 7:41 am

So people know what NOT to name their kids, so their kids don’t get bullied.

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knowall besserwisser March 8, 2012 at 7:48 am

Lemonjello, if I were you, I would remove all those comments. They make it obvious that you wouldn’t tell a troll if it craped on your face. Just a friendly advice in case you don’t want your page to become a hunting ground.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher March 8, 2012 at 10:52 am

Thanks – but I’ve been doing it for years. It’s kind of how I get my entertainment. I like dealing with dumb assholes – I’m strange like that.

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STEVEN June 7, 2012 at 10:16 am

HI GERARD IF YOUR READING THIS FUCK OFF YOU PUSSY

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Lemonjello Redenbacher June 7, 2012 at 10:20 am

^^^ My favorite post ever on this site.

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Luis August 1, 2012 at 11:30 am

Sounds like a rocknroll band

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Poor kiddo... June 15, 2013 at 7:30 pm

Well croix is French for cross, but changing it to kroix is stupid. It’s like spelling Diana “Dieanuh”

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Katrina June 25, 2015 at 4:59 pm

I named my son Kroix. I had him 1/26/2015 after the island of St. Croix but with a ‘K’ to match mine. I love it and it’s unique and I haven’t heard any negative comments yet!

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Lemonjello Redenbacher July 6, 2015 at 2:57 pm

You have now!

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Kroix September 22, 2015 at 5:04 pm

I fucking love this. This is Kroix, that annoying little shit who spammed all those messages back in 2011. I recently decided to google my name, and was extremely tickled by our conversation that took place just about four years ago. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, so I respect you for standing your ground, meaning, I won’t force you to try and change your statement like I did before. It’s just that it previously offended me due to the certain words chosen to express your feelings towards my particular name.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher September 29, 2015 at 8:45 am

Well haven’t you matured nicely, Kroix? Thanks for stopping back by. One more step in the maturation process, though – stop Googling your own name.

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