by Lemonjello Redenbacher on April 19, 2011

I bet you clicked on this thinking, “How can this asshole knock the name Jessica?”  Look closer – it’s Jesscia.  Pronounced Jess-see-ya.  Make sense now?

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anon July 19, 2011 at 2:17 am

Jess: C.I.A!



Amanda August 7, 2011 at 3:49 pm

And you know her parents are going to get defensive every time someone calls their daughter Jessica. “NO, it’s Jess- SEE-ya! (eyeroll, anrgry huff)”.


StupidBRAT January 20, 2013 at 1:14 am

She’s probably mercilessly teased in every school for being the downfall of the spelling bee.


Jessica February 9, 2015 at 8:34 pm

Well then thats really mean considering i’m only 9.


Anonymous July 28, 2015 at 12:32 pm

My cousin name is Jessica and she told me she was never teased and would you like it if people made fun of your name


Lemonjello Redenbacher July 31, 2015 at 8:53 am

That’s all well and good – but look a little closer. This name is not Jessica – which is a fine name. It’s Jesscia – which is fucking stupid (and makes my spell check do all sorts of red squiggly lines and shit).


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