Garland

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on April 12, 2011

Fitting name, since the poor kid will probably spend a good amount of time up in a tree, hiding from her taunters.

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Jerry May 6, 2011 at 6:07 pm

Next up… Cupboard!!

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Mr. Arino May 22, 2011 at 11:32 pm

Garland fucking Green!

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Anonymous July 20, 2011 at 7:53 pm

I had a teacher named Garland in elementary school. He was arrested not too long ago on child pornography charges.

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Captain Obvious February 23, 2012 at 1:18 am

He or she could have a show called “Decorating with Garland.” Get it? DECORATING. A garland is decoration material, twat.

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Captain Obvious August 17, 2012 at 9:04 pm

Actually, it would be fitting for a LAST name (surname), but sure as hell not a FIRST name.

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HiHoHiHo July 16, 2015 at 6:02 pm

There’s a girl named Garland at my child’s school. Her mother’s name is Holly. Their names together sound like a set of holiday decorations.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher July 17, 2015 at 10:03 am

I wonder if Dad’s name is Ornament?

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Lionel August 15, 2015 at 2:58 pm

This one is hardly that obscure.

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