by Lemonjello Redenbacher on April 4, 2011

“I’ll tell ya where we’ll go. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talkin’ bout a little place called…¬†As-pen.”

Lloyd Christmas, Dumb & Dumber.

{ 12 comments… read them below or add one }

Herdy-durr April 8, 2011 at 10:28 pm

All I can hear is “Ass-pen.”


Kristen November 14, 2011 at 11:21 pm

I can see this for a St. Bernard, not a human. WTF?!


Artemis December 31, 2011 at 12:23 am

It gets better: one of the daughters on that Sister Wives show is….Aspyn.


Rusty Shackleford June 15, 2012 at 3:19 pm

My niece is named “Aspyn”… yes with a y. smdh…


Leah September 5, 2012 at 12:54 am

There was a girl in the neighborhood I once lived in named Aspen.


Rachel (normal and spelled correctly) November 30, 2012 at 11:02 pm

I knew a girl named Aspen, she was my manager at my first job. She’s the only person Ive know named this, and honestly it suited her well, as she is an artist.
Still not a great name. Love the site and all the bashing of ignorant parents, who give even more ignorant names.


me September 7, 2013 at 12:47 pm

Aspen is a type of tree. If there weren’t a city named this, and if it didn’t start with “ass”, it would be a nice name.


Encyclopedia Brown December 2, 2013 at 4:13 pm

“Hi I’m Aspen, this is my sister Colorado Springs and my brother Fort Collins.”


Lindsey May 29, 2014 at 1:59 pm

Don’t forget Denver, Boulder, and Aurora!


Lindsey May 29, 2014 at 2:01 pm

I like it for a pet though.


Lisa July 5, 2014 at 9:24 pm

And for a nickname, Aspie. You know, like Asperger’s.


Matt August 15, 2015 at 2:59 pm

I knew two Aspen’s in school.


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