by Lemonjello Redenbacher on April 1, 2011

Of all of the names on my list, this one made me laugh more hysterically than any other so far.    An ascot is a garment that is worn around the neck of an enormous douchebag (see below), not the name of a child.

I even want to punch this mannequin in the fucking face for wearing one.

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Herdy-durr April 8, 2011 at 10:24 pm

Your kid will only ever be able to go as Fred from Scooby-Doo for Halloween.


Shea November 21, 2011 at 12:00 am

‘Ass’ ‘cot’…..ass would be a good nickname.


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