Ascot

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on April 1, 2011

Of all of the names on my list, this one made me laugh more hysterically than any other so far.    An ascot is a garment that is worn around the neck of an enormous douchebag (see below), not the name of a child.

I even want to punch this mannequin in the fucking face for wearing one.

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Herdy-durr April 8, 2011 at 10:24 pm

Your kid will only ever be able to go as Fred from Scooby-Doo for Halloween.

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Shea November 21, 2011 at 12:00 am

‘Ass’ ‘cot’…..ass would be a good nickname.

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