Kenzyngtyn

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on March 25, 2011

We have a new finalist for all-time shittiest, made-up, fucked up, cat shit, dog’s ass, fuck-you-Mom-and-Dad name! ¬†Weigh in – got any worse?

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Dee March 25, 2011 at 5:14 pm

Ken was just way to basic???? :-/

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Dee March 27, 2011 at 5:27 pm

Even Kensington (which is what this mess was supposed to be) sucks, but this looks like the kid is from a country that sure does not speak our language as even a fifth or sixth choice!

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Zhaunn (pronounced John) March 31, 2011 at 6:20 pm

They named their child after the poorest, nastiest, most crime and drug ridden neighborhood in Philadelphia, not to mention home of the Kensington Strangler. This poor chap will forever be known as Kenzo, but should have a lucrative career slinging cheap rock.

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(Something Clever) April 13, 2011 at 12:42 am

HA! My wife may have just stumbled on the reason for all this stupidity. She and I both said that we would have thought that was cool in Jr. High and with all the teen pregnancies…

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dempsaaaaaaaaaaaiy April 27, 2011 at 11:19 am

lol
inappropriate much? I mean seriously?!?!?!?
bu hey its well random but funnaaay.
LOL
:-)

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Doctor K October 4, 2011 at 11:04 am

Damn, pass a law already forbidding parents to use the letter “Y” as a frigging vowel substitute! Unless you’re Welsh.

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Mae July 10, 2013 at 12:49 pm

I knew a Kensington, and she did fine. I do believe it started out as a surname as a shit ton of names do. But this spelling looks like an alien language. I see Kyrgyzstan every time I look at it.

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