Briseis

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on March 23, 2011

Fuck – here we go again.  Bry-sase?  Bry-sees?  Bree-sis?  Why is it that the names that start with B always seem to be the worst?

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(Something Clever) April 13, 2011 at 1:43 am

Sounds like another disease.

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Homer April 21, 2011 at 10:50 am
Katie July 7, 2011 at 6:39 pm

When I read this so-called name, the first thing that came to mind was crisis.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher July 7, 2011 at 6:45 pm

Exactly what it will be CONSTANTLY for little Briseis.

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Doctor K October 4, 2011 at 11:04 am

Isn’t this a scalp condition that requires medication?

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Sally January 25, 2012 at 7:30 am

Briseis was the daughter of Briseus and was given to Achilles in the Trojan War in Homer’s Illiad…not a new or technically ‘stupid’ name, it is, in fact, several thousand years old…

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Lemonjello Redenbacher January 25, 2012 at 7:38 am

So is death, but it’s not a good name for a kid.

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Xenerick November 18, 2013 at 7:33 am

The first time I read this it went through my mind like it should be pronounced bristles. Like pig bristles.

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