by Lemonjello Redenbacher on March 15, 2011

Bront?  Bront-ee?  Broen-tee?

Doesn’t matter — he’ll be fucking Brontosaurus throughout all of his school years.

{ 10 comments… read them below or add one }

Yentruoc March 25, 2011 at 2:43 am

A friend of mine knows a girl called Bronte. A fucking girl!

It’s truly a shit name and every time I hear it, I too think of brontosaurus.


Lemonjello Redenbacher March 25, 2011 at 6:32 am

Of course you think of brontosaurus. You have to think of brontosaurus – your mind will not let you do otherwise. Which also means that her parents were thinking if it too when they named her that. Sad.


Yentruoc March 25, 2011 at 7:33 pm

Very, very sad indeed.


Matthew in NYC March 29, 2011 at 10:14 pm

There’s a Bronte Beach in Sydney, but it’s a beach, not a poor kid with fucked in the head parents.


Amala June 7, 2011 at 7:08 am

I know a Bronte – female, and a massive goth. Proof that you absolutely defy what your parents call you. I was born Rose, but I ain’t no prissy flower!


Antonia October 8, 2011 at 6:54 am

*sigh* This is a girls’ name and quite old fashioned. Not a favourite of mine, but not a stupid made up name.


Lemonjello Redenbacher October 8, 2011 at 6:55 am

*sigh* Stupid AND disgusting.


tigerlilly January 15, 2012 at 11:15 pm

my name is bronte and i hate it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but i don’t think it’s a bad name, and i’ve never been called Brontusurus!!!!!!


Joelle July 23, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Emily Bronte, Charlotte Bronte… etc. It’s a literature name, quite popular in England where we can pronounce it properly. Bron-tay.


Lemonjello Redenbacher August 10, 2012 at 6:28 am

It’s fucking dumb.


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