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by Lemonjello Redenbacher on March 8, 2011

Someone wrote to us the other day and told me that a man in Egypt named his kid Facebook.  I suggested that the people who threw out the former government take the same action against that idiot.

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sfd March 12, 2011 at 2:40 am

Lawll.
Just be glad it wasn’t “Myspace”.

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??? March 12, 2011 at 2:40 am

How can you talk?? Your name is “Lemonjello.”
Isn’t that and icecream flavour or something??

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Lemonjello Redenbacher March 12, 2011 at 5:54 am

Ever hear of a pseudonym, you fucking moron?

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Ash March 24, 2011 at 8:59 pm

One question mark for each I.Q. point. That made me smile.

Facepalm. This is the most retarded peice of crap I have ever heard of. I might as well name my kids “YouTube” and “Gaia” and “Yahoo”.

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Changing My Name When 18 May 9, 2011 at 6:25 pm

That is just Stupid

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darcy July 6, 2011 at 9:22 pm

i would call one of my kids SLR because that means sunshine lollipops and rainbows. lol. or you could just call your kids kidspix.

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not telling because it is stupid July 6, 2011 at 9:23 pm

i hate my name but im glad its not facebook

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Katie July 8, 2011 at 6:11 pm

I know a girl called Gaia. XD

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Lol July 16, 2011 at 8:58 am

Who cares? I’ma name my kids Friendster and Hi5!
JK, nobody wants those names.

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Priya October 8, 2011 at 5:14 pm

That’s child abuse.

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Lilio April 8, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Naming someone Gaia isnt stupid. In Greek mythology, the mother of all -Earth -was named Gaia.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher April 13, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Yes – Greek mythology wasn’t stupid at all. All of that shit turned out to be real. right?

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Leah September 5, 2012 at 1:00 am

I bet if that man in Egypt’s wife had two more kids, they’d be Twitter and Myspace. Just sayin’.

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I screw lemons April 8, 2013 at 8:49 pm

Ever heard of a joke, you fucking moron?

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Ragnar November 8, 2013 at 4:16 pm

Was this kid not named Facebook, because Facebook played a big part in the revolts or something like that?

Peter means stone or rock, i bet some people were like, rock? that’s is just lame back then when the first peter was named.

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Matt December 26, 2013 at 9:49 pm

“Ever hear of a pseudonym, you fucking moron.”
That’s classic right there. I don’t care who you are.

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Aubrey D Graham October 20, 2015 at 3:33 am

this kid gets no likes

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