by Lemonjello Redenbacher on February 22, 2011

WTF? ┬áDid you have a baby or a fucking cowboy hat? ┬áThis is one of the worst I’ve seen.

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Artemis February 24, 2011 at 8:46 pm

His sister should be named Fedora ;)


Lucy October 28, 2011 at 4:49 pm

I know someone named this. It’s an old family name. Maybe the guy taht invented the hat was named Stetson.


Lemonjello Redenbacher October 28, 2011 at 4:54 pm

Maybe the guy that invented the toilet was named Shithole, but that doesn’t make it right to name your kid after him.


Stephen July 25, 2012 at 9:59 pm

My mom’s name was Mallory (born July, 1943; dead Oct, 2006). My grandmother picked the name out of a book. An Army acquaintance of her dad’s nicknamed her Stetson because of the Mallory Hat Company. Later on, she got the nickname of “Sparky” because of the Mallory Battery Co. (Think Duracell Batteries.) As I understand it, one of the writers(?) for “Family Ties” was a year behind mom in high school, and named the sister appropriately.


Britt May 28, 2014 at 1:48 pm

We named our son Stetson after William Stetson Kennedy (the son of the guy who made the hats). He played a part in taking down the KKK in GA in the 1930’s. We liked the history – plus I’m a Southern girl. So we went for it.


Charles September 12, 2014 at 9:17 am

Bad ass hat, dumb ass name.


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