Ehud

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on February 14, 2011

Since it’s Valentine’s Day, I thought I’d try to post a name that someone thought would be real fucking cute to use since their kid was born on February 14th.  Ehud it is.  Ehud is Hebrew for “love,”  To me, it sounds more like it should be the international word for “hate.”

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da'unique November 2, 2011 at 3:13 pm

Ehud is not Hebrew for ”love” (that would be ”ahava’), it’s a biblical character. Ugly nonetheless.

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lisa January 24, 2012 at 4:48 pm

pretty common name in israel actually. probably got confused with “ahud” – hebrew for loved

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Xenerick November 18, 2013 at 7:49 am

It seems like a caveman name/grunt. Or clearing one’s throat.

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Matt December 26, 2013 at 8:41 pm

If you’re one of those slimey asshole parents that believe that if you have a child on Valentine’s Day and feel you have to name your kids stupid like this, come over to my place for a free vasectomy or hysterectomy. Wait! You’re probably to stupid to know what that is. It means spayed and neutered.

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Allan Smythee October 2, 2014 at 2:43 pm

This kid got it easy.
My grandfather was born on Valentines day and got named Valentine, this was back in the 1919, so believe me, he got real tough, real fast.

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