Ace

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on February 11, 2011

I’ve tried and tried to turn a blind eye to this one, but I just saw it for the 5th time in recent weeks, making it officially on the radar, and officially worthy of being labeled a Stupid Kid Name.

The problem with naming your kid some bad ass name like Ace is that you’re instantly laying out a large pair of shoes for him to fill.

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Katie July 12, 2011 at 7:04 pm

I can just imagine this; Hey, fellas! I’m Ace, and I have 3 siblings, Jack, Queen and King! I was named after my daddy and mummy, Ace of Hearts and Ace of Diamonds! Also after mummy’s parents, Ace of Clubs and Ace of Spades! She’s planning to have nine more kids, called Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine and Ten. Then heck, she wants another kid called Solitaire but daddy wants Spider. So why not put them together, and it makes, Spider Solitaire! Too common for them, so it’s going to be Spydur Solitayr. My uncle idolizes mum and dad, so he names his twins Rummy and Rummy 500.

Cute huh? I think not. The irony if this was a true story…

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uh August 12, 2011 at 10:56 pm

I know someone who named their kid Camden Ace. I don’t think it’s all that bad.

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Doctor K October 4, 2011 at 11:16 am

You just KNOW the other kids are going to add the word “Hole” at the end for this kid’s nickname. Better hope some other kid in that school was named “The Fonz” to divert some of the ridicule.

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