by Lemonjello Redenbacher on February 8, 2011

No – my gigantic sausage fingers didn’t accidentally hit the ” instead of the ‘ – this was the parents’ doing.  Now we’ve upped the ante, haven’t we?  No longer will we settle for a pussy-ass apostrophe when we can have double the fun with a quotation mark.

Personally, I can’t wait to have another kid and find ways to make use of the %, the ~ and the +.  Before I’m done, her name will look like a comic strip obscenity.

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

NeQuette February 12, 2011 at 9:41 pm

I know a girl named La-ah. (pronounced la-dash-ah)


Artemis February 24, 2011 at 8:51 pm

Crap, there are so many of these stupid names, I don’t know which ones pronounce the ‘ and which ones don’t. Lapostrophe Jaye? La Jaye? LaQuotation Mark Jaye? Why do I have a sinking feeling that the last one is accurate… :(


Lee September 8, 2011 at 4:21 pm

Wow! I clicked on this to say the exact same thing… I know a girl names La-ah! maybe it’s the same 1

shake my head!


THAT CHICK March 13, 2013 at 8:27 pm

One of these days there will be a child named De?/Ron:icatavius23ness. God that hurt to type.


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