Wrigley

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on February 7, 2011

Wrigley’s parents are obviously big Chicago Cubs fans.  There’s no other way to get to this point without that being the case.  This is as disgusting as naming your child after a fucking city or country.

Want worse?  Wrigley’s a girl.

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Dee February 7, 2011 at 9:07 pm

Or they really love chewing gum.

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Artemis February 14, 2011 at 10:26 pm

I’m more of a Trident person, myself. Hey, there’s a name for you: Trident! ;)

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Moira April 19, 2011 at 6:28 pm

I lived in Chicago and know of a couple who had two names picked out…

Addison Clark if it was a girl
Clark Addison if it was a boy.

(Clark and Addison streets intersect at Wrigley)

It’s bad enough that cubs fans procreate. It’s even worse that when they do, they create more cubs fans.

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