Piper

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on January 20, 2011

I just checked the Stupid Names list and I couldn’t believe that I hadn’t put Piper on there before now. ¬†Piper sneaks up and rears its ugly head every now and again – too often if you ask me. ¬†Unless you blow a set of plaid bagpipes out of your vagina when the kid is born – don’t name her Piper.

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H September 30, 2011 at 5:44 pm

LOL at the “blow a set of plaid bagpipes out of your vagina” part.

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Piper May 4, 2013 at 1:51 pm

My name is Piper. This is not nice.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher May 7, 2013 at 7:21 am

You’re correct. That name is not nice. That’s my point.

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TruthTeller November 16, 2013 at 10:03 pm

Piper is a name for parents who think they are unique and special but really they are hippies who live in a Condo and smoke second rate weed. They think they are intelligent and insightful but really they are second rate GED’s who have blue collar jobs like clerks in a real estate office or nursing assistants.

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Kelly May 21, 2015 at 11:39 pm

I’m a nurse anesthetist. I have a doctorate. My daughter’s name is Piper. What is it you do except being an incredibly poor judge of character?

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Lemonjello Redenbacher May 22, 2015 at 4:00 pm

Congratulations on your doctorate! I remember when I got mine years ago.

What’s it to me? Well, I suppose it’s a fucking annoyance first and foremost.

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Piper November 21, 2015 at 12:02 pm

Why would you say that unless your jelouse Piper the best name so shut up your mean

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Piper November 21, 2015 at 12:04 pm

Butt hole
Whats your name I bet its worse
Look who’s talking

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Skylar Lewis November 21, 2015 at 7:18 pm

My BFF’s Name is Piper! I have always loved this name and wanted to name my kid Piper when I grow up!

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