by Lemonjello Redenbacher on January 19, 2011

“Hi.  My name is Mars.  Fucking MARS!  That’s me!  No way you’re going to make fun of me, are you?  Not with a cool name like Mars!”

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

Doctor K October 4, 2011 at 11:23 am

COOL! Stupid, but damn, that’s as manly a name as Largerod Von Hugenstein. The parents will have to get this kid some Greek armor and weapons, though.


knowall besserwisser March 8, 2012 at 10:42 am

My son, it’s a good day to die.


Eduard January 18, 2013 at 9:01 am

well, my cat was named mars.


Charles "Cock" April 27, 2013 at 8:31 pm

The parents must be very out there! :)


veronica September 21, 2013 at 3:57 pm

Oh my god! Why!? Yeah, I know Mars was a Greek god. But guess what? Not a lot of people know that. And you know what those assholes in seventh grade are going to call him? A Martian! Because the fourth planet from the sun is all they are going to associate that name with! Congratulations on ruining your kid’s life!


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