by Lemonjello Redenbacher on January 8, 2011

Look – I get the bad-assness of this name.  I really do.  I can totally see naming my son Baretta, for all of those times when a bad ass is needed in a situation, people can look to Baretta.

Except, of course, if Baretta turns out NOT to be a bad ass at all.  Or, in those times when a bad ass is not only not needed, but unwanted.

“Oh, Baretta…I love you too.  Of course I’ll marry you.  NOT!”

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

Herdy-durr April 8, 2011 at 10:40 pm

Vendetta + Barrette + Bayonetta = stupid.


Fed up with idiots May 7, 2011 at 7:22 am

Best gun I own, W.T.F. would someone name a kid this. Baretta Colt. I have had the best ab workout of my life reading these.


Matt December 23, 2013 at 2:55 pm

How about Remington?


Lindsey May 29, 2014 at 2:15 pm

Don’t forget Ruger, Luger, Sig Sauer, Glock, Kimberly, and Benell!


Lindsey May 29, 2014 at 2:16 pm

*Kimber, not Kimberly


Lemonjello Redenbacher June 2, 2014 at 3:52 pm

Kimber’s awful


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