Ealhdun

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on December 25, 2010

It’s Christmas time in Hollis, Queens.  Mama’s cookin’ chicken and collard greens. That’s my annual shout out to the immortal Run DMC.

Get this shit – Ealhdun is apparently now a baby name.  Know where it came from?  Fucking elves, that’s where.  People are naming their kids after Santa’s motherfucking elves.  Unbelievable.

Know what I want for Christmas?  A new world, folks.  This one is going down the tubes fast.

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CSJWilkinson December 29, 2010 at 9:39 am

Too fucking stupid. Just like Christmas songs that sound totally out of place when heard at any other time of the year, this little shit’s name is going to sound idiotic from January until the end of November. Oh and because no sane people know what the fuck it means, chances are it’ll be met with vague expressions in December too.

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