Maycen

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on December 18, 2010

I actually had to go check the Stupid Kid Names list to make sure I hadn’t done this one before, since it’s so similar to all of the other fucked up Madysenns and Maecyies and shit like that. ¬†Amazingly, this little girl’s parents have concocted a previously undiscovered pile of shit “M” name.

Of course, this is pronounced like the boy name “Mason”, so she will be fucked in a variety of manners with her name. ¬†Boys name, shitty name, “euneek” spelling name – she gets it all!

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Morticia December 1, 2011 at 12:17 am

I named my son “Mason”, because “Mason” is a cool name, but spelling it “Maycen” ??? Really ???

Awful.

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QB November 1, 2013 at 10:21 pm

I don’t understand this trend of applying boy’s names to girls. Naming a girl “Mason” or “Maycen” is like naming your daughter “Arnold”, “Jacob” or “Frederick” except with some funky new spelling. What gives? Why give your daughter an ultra-masculine name but try to change the spelling of the name to try and make it fit a girl??? These girls are going to be doomed to spend their entire lives going by their middle, hopefully more-feminine names. I feel sorry for the parents.

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