by Lemonjello Redenbacher on December 16, 2010

WHAT?!?!  What the fuck is going on here?  Is this actually the feminazation of the (shitty) male name Duncan?  Is that what we have here?

You know – I have all too often seen a father who was ridiculously longing for a son, name his daughter a bastardized boy’s name (Ralphette, for example), but I believe this is the first time that I have seen it go the other way by bitching up a male name.

If you believe in God, say a prayer for little Duncanina.

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KB July 5, 2011 at 6:34 pm

I actually recently came across a baby named “Moseyana” after her father, Moses. Yeah. MOSEYANA!
Another one: a baby girl named “Tyriona” after her father, Tyrone.
I could probably go on and on… this seems to happen a lot.


Katie July 7, 2011 at 7:49 pm

Sometimes people get lucky, and Dad will be called George, so it would be legit to call his daughter Georgina. Unfortunately, this was not one of those times. Duncanina just makes me want to run across the universe laughing.


Shea December 28, 2011 at 2:38 pm

At best she can be a manager of a Dunkin’ Donuts….or a knockoff…Duncanina Donuts.


knowall besserwisser March 8, 2012 at 8:58 am

She’s gonna be a dentist: “Just done canine, uh?”


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