by Lemonjello Redenbacher on December 15, 2010

I don’t care where you live, where your from or what your background is, if you send a child named Anaise to any school is America, she will eventually be called “anus.”  It’s a fucking fact.

How can a parent not even consider this?  And if they did consider this, how could they brush it aside and name their little girl that anyway?  The anus factor outweighs ANY positives of the name.

{ 11 comments… read them below or add one }

Shea December 1, 2011 at 7:55 pm

Isn’t this a spice?


Captain Obvious February 23, 2012 at 11:34 pm

The spice is spelled “Anise.” So it’s close enough.


Rayne March 19, 2012 at 9:53 pm

Anna-Eese doesn’t sound anything like anus.


SarahSpeed May 27, 2012 at 11:52 am

This is a legitimate name. It’s French, and it’s pronounced An-I-Eese, not Ay-Nayse. Therefore, it sounds nothing like anus. Seriously, how stupid are you? Oh, you’re American. You do butcher the French language, don’t you?


Lemonjello Redenbacher May 31, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Of course I butcher the French language – about like you would be butchering the German language right now if America hadn’t saved you.


00000 January 8, 2016 at 11:55 am

The French on this site sure are living up to their stereotype of being rude. Have fun with that stick up your butt.


MC202 June 18, 2012 at 2:29 am

Fuck yeah! The world saving country! Funny how the whole rest of the world have different point of view about that!
PS: may I suggest that the sensible thing to do is leaving politics out?


Lemonjello Redenbacher June 29, 2012 at 6:11 am

Of course you have a different point of view – you’re the one being saved! And you can suggest whatever you want – but it’s my site so I think I’ll do whatever I want.


Daniel July 19, 2012 at 11:23 am

It sounds nothing like Anus!
If your think this, it means you must have anus on the brain.
It is French and means (Goddess of Love)
It is a beautiful name.


Jeremy January 16, 2013 at 10:33 pm

This name makes me think “mayonnaise.”


Haider March 18, 2015 at 1:35 pm

I have a friend called Anees Iqbal. And he was called Anus Liqballs


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