Gucci

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on December 8, 2010

People don’t name their kids after their OWN bags and sunglasses and shit, they name them after stuff they think is fancy.  If they did name them after their own shit, this girl would probably be named Samsonite.  You never see a rich kid named Gucci, because there’s nothing special about Gucci to a rich person.  Therefore, this poor little Gucci may never own anything made by her namesake.

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Dante Hicks December 12, 2010 at 7:16 pm

Surprisingly, they didn’t spell it “Goochee.”

Reply

vomiting January 20, 2011 at 11:41 pm

“If they did name them after their own shit, this girl would probably be named Samsonite.”

Yes, this.

Brand names as people names are the worst. Worse than incorrectly spelt common names. Lexus is my pet peeve.

Reply

Kate June 1, 2011 at 3:08 pm

I’m a teacher who had a student named Infiniti last year.

(Yes, like the car….)

This child, who is not particularly polite, said something that infuriated another student, and the other student said (and I quote)

“You ain’t an Infiniti—you a HOOPTY b!@*~”

I know it was unprofessional of me to laugh. I couldn’t help it.

Reply

Allan Smythee November 6, 2015 at 11:54 am

I think “Samsonite” would be too fancy for a family that would name their child “Gucci” A more apt name would be “Dollar General” or “Sam’s Club”

Reply

Leave a Comment

Spam Protection by WP-SpamFree

Previous post:

Next post: