People don’t name their kids after their OWN bags and sunglasses and shit, they name them after stuff they think is fancy. If they did name them after their own shit, this girl would probably be named Samsonite. You never see a rich kid named Gucci, because there’s nothing special about Gucci to a rich person. Therefore, this poor little Gucci may never own anything made by her namesake.
Because The Madness Must Be Stopped.
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Surprisingly, they didn’t spell it “Goochee.”
“If they did name them after their own shit, this girl would probably be named Samsonite.”
Yes, this.
Brand names as people names are the worst. Worse than incorrectly spelt common names. Lexus is my pet peeve.
I’m a teacher who had a student named Infiniti last year.
(Yes, like the car….)
This child, who is not particularly polite, said something that infuriated another student, and the other student said (and I quote)
“You ain’t an Infiniti—you a HOOPTY b!@*~”
I know it was unprofessional of me to laugh. I couldn’t help it.