by Lemonjello Redenbacher on October 23, 2010

This is unacceptable unless you bear a child covered in scales and wielding a trident.  Then, of course, it’s perfect.

While we’re on the subject, in the event that you DO have a child with the aforementioned characteristics, please have him visit my site when he gets a little older.  I have a few questions about mermaids that I am dying to have answered.

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