Hawkeye

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on October 12, 2010

Either Mom and Dad are big University of Iowa fans, or big fans of M.A.S.H. ¬†Either way, they’re fucking up their kid because of some selfish obsession.

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Anonymous October 14, 2010 at 2:44 pm

Maybe they’ll have daughter they can name BJ

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Lemonjello Redenbacher October 14, 2010 at 2:46 pm

Nah – that’d be too close to a normal name. They’d name her Honeycutt. Or Radar.

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Gerbert January 12, 2011 at 8:30 pm

It’d be pretty badass if her middle (or first, and this was the middle) name was Riza.

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Lilio April 8, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Or maybe the parents are fans of the Avengers. ;)

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Scott O July 27, 2015 at 2:30 pm

Or they read the book that those came from.
Still, not a good idea.

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