Charley Horse Dick

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on October 9, 2010

Yep.  Charley Willard Horse Dick.  It is extremely important to note that is last name is simply “Dick.”  That means his parents went out of their way to add “Horse” in there to make his name Horse Dick.

All I can say is that I hope he can anatomically live up to his name, because he’s in for a ton of shit if he can’t.

On the other hand, if he can — that’s one bad ass name!

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Kristen November 14, 2011 at 11:29 pm

Move over Peter North!

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SarahSpeed May 27, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Hahahahaha that’s one stupid name!

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Patti December 16, 2012 at 10:26 am

2nd worse name ever (next to “Unwanted”). I reeeeally want to ask them why…

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Eduard January 18, 2013 at 9:12 am

that’s a kickass name!

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Xenerick November 19, 2013 at 4:43 am

It could also be interpretted to be like Charlie Horse, a cramp, Dick, and that just sucks, and sounds painful.

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Day November 12, 2015 at 2:26 am

Yeah, maybe in 1943. But no one’s going to intepret it that way today.

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ass hole that February 13, 2014 at 3:04 pm

That id the stupididt.name ever

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Luke April 23, 2015 at 9:39 pm

I’m dying help me

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